Auto-Pilot
Anderson was cruising to the Beatles, taking in the scenic coastline as his Tesla drove itself home.
‘This is the good life’ he thought, as an unknown caller popped up.
‘This Anderson of Anderson-Kleiner-Perkins?’ came the squeaky voice
‘Yes?’
‘You won’t remember me, but this is LilPrince44’
‘Who?’
‘Toldya. I wrote that poem about my parent’s car crash on ___. You roasted it, you ripped it apart. I’ve called to thank you’
‘What the fuck?!’
‘I was depressed, that poem was my out. You told me to kill myself. Your comments saved me, I figure. Gave me a purpose, killin’ you, ya psycho. I went through all 3,021 of your posts and your FB. I found your name, number, address, age.‘
‘I Google mapped your house, nice crib by the way. I saw your car, and then I knew I had you,’ the kid’s teenage voice cracked with happiness.
‘This is a sick joke, I’m cutting this call!’ Anderson said as he pressed End Call.
‘I mention I burnt my parents’ insurance money hiring hackers?’ the voice resumed from the car’s stereo.
‘I own your car. I own you. Apologize, now!’
‘You have got to be kidding me. It was a throwaway comment on the net, are you serious?!’
‘I didn’t hear an apology. Too bad, I was feelin’ merciful.’
LilPrince44 hit Enter on his dad’s old computer, and the car veered of-road.
‘Say hi to ma and pa!’
LilPrince recorded Anderson’s final screams and the final resounding crunch as the car went over the cliff and crashed into the rocks below. He planned to replay Anderson’s last cries for years to come.
‘Worst I'll get is juvie again. Prolly shoulda asked Anderson though, he was a lawyer’ LilPrince thought as he turned the TV on to Cartoon Network.