TheNewIAP, The Grandmaster of the Written Word

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Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Earning 5,000 Points Won the 2018 Epic Contest Having 1 Storygame(s) Featured Rated 72.8% of all Stories Given by Will11 on 01/31/2020 - For your dedicated reviewing and Bestest Friend Jane story :)


Featured Story Bestist Frend Jane
After his best and only friend's brutal death, a seven-year-old boy sets out across the country hell-bent on fulfilling her dream. Along the way, he must overcome his deficiencies—both real and imagined—to assuage his own pain and guilt.

Winner of the 2018 EPIC Contest!

Thanks to everyone for pushing me throughout the contest so I could actually finish something for a change—especially the other contestants who were both helpful and competitive. And thanks to BradinDvorak for help with CSS.

Recent Posts

Meat Loaf is toast on 1/23/2022 3:29:43 PM

Ain't that the truth...

Meat Loaf is toast on 1/23/2022 1:40:52 PM


Still have fond memories from the late 70s/early 80s associated with his music. 

Fat Men on 2/24/2021 7:49:01 PM

"Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius."

Fat Men on 2/23/2021 4:09:38 PM

This is quite the moral quandary...

If there was enough time, the best solution would be to announce various impromptu rallies or similar on social media, and then derail the trolley into whatever crowd had gathered; thereby saving those six for a potential future redo.

Hell on 2/19/2021 7:05:34 PM

Lol  I still use Netscape occasionally on my old WinXP laptop, so you got that part right. Not sure about the version, though.

Hell on 2/19/2021 7:03:07 PM

Lots of luck with that. Everything I've ordered for the last few months has been at least a week (sometimes more) behind the scheduled delivery date.

Hell on 2/19/2021 10:12:15 AM

Not bad. Some of the details were off a little, but you've captured the general ambiance. Good job!

Hell on 2/17/2021 8:48:27 PM

It's too bad that the same can't be said of you, eh?

Hell on 2/17/2021 8:34:13 PM
If you think my post is "edgy", then I'd say you have a lot to learn. Lol

Hell on 2/17/2021 8:32:54 PM
Had to read this a few times, but I think I mostly understand it. This past year has been both a blessing and a curse, but, yeah, it's given me a somewhat clearer perspective on humanity. Growing up feeling unloved and unwanted may have contributed to my longing for nonexistence, but I'm mostly over it. Though, it does rear its head every now and then. As far as the irrational fear, I'm sort of at a loss. I've always sort of hoped to go out swinging, perhaps with a bear or some such so that I can give back to nature instead of selfishly keeping my remains apart from it. Nah, I've not (nor have been in a great, great while) been afraid of death. When it's my time to go, I'll be ready and have no regrets.