A Very Special Choose Your Story

Player Rating5.17/8

"#137 overall, #9 for 2008"
based on 672 ratings since 07/24/2008
played 42,334 times (finished 1,631)

Story Difficulty8/8

"mosie through a minefield"

Play Length6/8

"It'll be a while, better grab a SnickersĀ®"

Maturity Level7/8

"anything goes"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 18. If this were a movie, it would probably be R.

Some stories have a message...kinda...

Additional Notes:

WARNING! (The real one)

This story is pretty offensive, it can get graphic and downright ruthless at times so if you don’t like that sort of humor, don’t read this story. But if you read it anyway don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.

Also, don't bother trying to "win" either. You can't. Just heed the moral lessons you may learn.

Player Comments

I'm not sure what to think. I'm not angry or offended just....disheartened. While the writing is good, barring a couple minor mistakes, the world view presented is a very dim one indeed. I'm not talking about the actual depictions of events, though those are troubling enough. Rather, it's a question of what prompted EndMaster to create the game in the first place. I've read a few of the other stories that are more fantasy/sci-fi epic based, and really enjoyed them. And while the humoristic STYLE of this game was undoubtedly brilliant, I can't deny that the focus of it left me rather cold. After all, something like 'Game of Thrones' can be ruthless and graphic, but there isn't an 'outside' voice to complicate matters.

And before I get a retort, yes I read the warnings (both of them) and yes I was aware that there would be disturbing content. What I wasn't expecting was the callous nature of the warnings at the end. The faux-'public service announcement' tone was quite chilling. But, if this is indeed the results you wanted, EndMaster, then I take my hat off to you.
-- Mynoris on 12/1/2017 8:15:24 PM
It's mildly sad that so many hippie loser PC police went and rated this story a 1 after they ignored the repeated warnings and took offense to one perceived outrage or another. It's almost as if some people think you are the first writer to have a protagonist have intimate relations with a parent... I hope those folks never read Oedipus.
-- Bucky on 2/6/2016 1:25:41 AM
This story's been around for years and somehow I never really noticed it. It really shows a different, more compassionate side of Endmaster as he offers young people another perspective and sound moral advice on the very real issues they face today.
-- mizal on 5/25/2015 1:32:15 PM
I liek
-- Anonymous on 12/17/2018 10:15:23 AM
I really liked the dark humor. The story was very good, for being so short.
-- PaulaAnneMason on 11/29/2018 11:58:33 PM
bland
-- alone2 on 11/12/2018 2:38:06 PM
I was a etrict loner in High School and I turned out just fine! Of course, that could've been just bbecause I don't really care about/like humanity anyways, because we always say that we'll be better than what we were, but then we just 'slip' back into old habits, such as how the police shoot unarmed black men because of racism, even though back during the Civil Rights movement we said that we would be better about NOT doing that...
-- BristowJeremiah on 11/7/2018 5:42:32 PM
Kinda good
-- Dmanlan1 on 11/2/2018 3:18:10 PM
Came out as gay. Dialogue was funny and offensive as expected.
-- Szy on 10/31/2018 2:40:46 PM
I became a cow fucker. Game of the year. But seriously, it was pretty funny and a joy to play.
-- Szy on 10/31/2018 2:34:18 PM
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