A Very Special Choose Your Story

Player Rating5.13/8

"#135 overall, #9 for 2008"
based on 627 ratings since 07/24/2008
played 39,639 times (finished 1,502)

Story Difficulty8/8

"mosie through a minefield"

Play Length6/8

"It'll be a while, better grab a SnickersĀ®"

Maturity Level7/8

"anything goes"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 18. If this were a movie, it would probably be R.

Some stories have a message...kinda...

Additional Notes:

WARNING! (The real one)

This story is pretty offensive, it can get graphic and downright ruthless at times so if you don’t like that sort of humor, don’t read this story. But if you read it anyway don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.

Also, don't bother trying to "win" either. You can't. Just heed the moral lessons you may learn.

Player Comments

I'm not sure what to think. I'm not angry or offended just....disheartened. While the writing is good, barring a couple minor mistakes, the world view presented is a very dim one indeed. I'm not talking about the actual depictions of events, though those are troubling enough. Rather, it's a question of what prompted EndMaster to create the game in the first place. I've read a few of the other stories that are more fantasy/sci-fi epic based, and really enjoyed them. And while the humoristic STYLE of this game was undoubtedly brilliant, I can't deny that the focus of it left me rather cold. After all, something like 'Game of Thrones' can be ruthless and graphic, but there isn't an 'outside' voice to complicate matters.

And before I get a retort, yes I read the warnings (both of them) and yes I was aware that there would be disturbing content. What I wasn't expecting was the callous nature of the warnings at the end. The faux-'public service announcement' tone was quite chilling. But, if this is indeed the results you wanted, EndMaster, then I take my hat off to you.
-- Mynoris on 12/1/2017 8:15:24 PM
This story's been around for years and somehow I never really noticed it. It really shows a different, more compassionate side of Endmaster as he offers young people another perspective and sound moral advice on the very real issues they face today.
-- mizal on 5/25/2015 1:32:15 PM
This game seriously made my day. It is so Jhonen Vasquez-esq. Love the morbid humor. Went through every ending, male and female, and every one just made me laugh! My favorite one has to be the Daddy/daughter ending with the mutant baby, and coming up second was the larking MILF. And though this one didn't have a definitive bad ending (and quite honestly appealed to some wonderful fantasies), I really liked the teacher ending. All of the different stories, I could relate to, as I went through all of those phases at some point or another in high school (yay for adolescence!). Thank goodness I had a brain in my head and didn't go too deep in any of that stupid shit. Playing/reading this takes me back and makes me glad that I'm not a complete retard.

I would suggest you sell this shit to Ohio, but while the intelligent people I know who grew up there would get one hell of a kick out of this, you'd get more people committing suicide and blaming you or coming after you to kill you after being completely and utterly offended. Ohio's got some seriously fucked up people, most of which are just like the different characters who died in this game. Literally. I wonder why the suicide rate in Ohio isn't higher than Washington's? Hmm. Who knows.

Anyway, I'm very satisfied. 8/8, just cause it's the highest rating. As Jhonen Vasquez says, "I mean, I still haven't killed anyone. I think I keep from going over that edge by writing about [Johnny], who has taken a flying leap over it." Violent thoughts are normal, and they make for great reading material. :)

And to those of you who think this is so horrible and offensive, here's another quote for you! "I trust that your minds are developed enough to take no offense at these things. If not, well, I'm better than you, aren't I?" :P

Thanks again!
-- ChaoticChildKrys on 8/25/2013 8:09:36 AM
Wtf
-- ShyKitsune on 4/10/2018 11:38:05 AM
I learned some valueable life lessons
-- Jakethebro on 2/21/2018 6:10:48 PM
I'm just glad I didn't go to school in the U.S.
-- llImperatorll on 1/11/2018 5:15:28 PM
Please someone reassure me this is not typical of life in America?
-- llImperatorll on 12/18/2017 2:36:36 PM
I read both warnings. And oh boy.

Honestly, this story is more or less just disturbing. It's like a "Make all the wrong choices and generally just be a retard" simulator. It's well written, but otherwise it is just downright bad. I didn't like it at all, and don't understand in what universe any of these events would happen. I'm not really sure who would enjoy this, because it's like a dump of sadistic ideas and concepts. Reading this for a long period of time can and will make you more depressed...
-- WizzyCat on 12/2/2017 8:43:58 PM
Choose gaming group and practice...
And OK story...
Not much to explain here...
-- Gilad on 11/10/2017 3:11:03 PM
And now I'm a Nazi?
-- mrawesomer4 on 10/11/2017 3:59:33 PM
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