HOW NOT TO WRITE- A Pokemon Adventure - Part 1 - Chapter I - Section A: The Beginning of the Start

Player Rating6.26/8

"#52 overall, #8 for 2015"
based on 362 ratings since 12/08/2015
played 3,409 times (finished 395)

Story Difficulty8/8

"mosie through a minefield"

Play Length4/8

"A well spent lunch break"

Maturity Level7/8

"anything goes"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 18. If this were a movie, it would probably be R.

Rule 1: Unless your story is at least 100 pages long you shouldn't divide it into parts and pay some attention to choosing the correct Maturity, Difficulty and Tags for your story.

As I happen to be on holiday for the first time in about 900 years I've managed to write a little story game offering some examples I've brainstormed or seen recently in badly-written stories of how not to write. Like it's older cousin, The Land of Bad Writing, this story uses examples of bad writing as a way of showing how not to write and I don't have any one story in mind particularly in writing this, just practitioners of bad writing in general.

I've decided to base this story on Pokemon for no other reason than the fact Fan Fiction requires less creativity than most other styles of writing and because Pokemon reminds me of when I was a little Will11 and I, my ten brothers (all coincidently called Will as well) and my nine sisters (the Wilmas 1 to 9) would gather behind the nuclear waste and anthrax testing facility in the woods outside our little trailer park called Asbetos to trade black market Pokemon cards for Plutonium with a mixture of Gypsies, Elves and the Dutch... basically I'm writing about Pokemon because I'm feeling a little Nostalgic today :D

(Rule 1.5: Don't write lengthy and pointless descriptions offering fake autobiographies to your readers).

Player Comments

-- CHARLIE on 1/16/2018 12:04:29 AM
Entertaining and helpful tips for new writers
-- HorrorFanatic on 1/9/2018 8:16:17 PM
Will be revisiting often, hilarious and helpful.
-- Keelo_Ron on 1/3/2018 4:00:06 PM
"So just to recap, no hating and only nice comments please, any comparisons between me and JK Rowling will be especially appreciated because as my mother pointed out there are a lot of similarities between my writing style and hers (we both use words and sentences for instance)."


P.S. I think Will11 and J.K. Rowling are the same person!!!1!1
-- Guest11 on 12/30/2017 4:35:50 PM
Very helpful for someone wants to write a story. Good job!
-- EunHa on 12/19/2017 8:07:32 AM
So. Goddam. Funny.
-- Isabella on 12/18/2017 8:36:12 PM
This was the funniest thing I have read for a long time - the pages with rules 14, 16, 18 literally killed me!
-- llImperatorll on 12/15/2017 5:01:58 PM
Brilliant idea. This really helped me improve my own Pokémon game, and so thank you for that.
-- DiniTheWizard on 12/5/2017 10:41:56 PM
This was horrible, I am gonna hate on you because you told me not to. You suck big boobs on characters are amazing. This is all lies. I lied I gave this an 8.
-- Noob_Master on 11/28/2017 5:46:15 PM
Best game ever! The grammar was so amazing, and the spelling was absolutely the best I've seen on this site! Bravo! 100/10! I'm certainly not being sarcastic!
-- Shinso Hitoshi on 10/15/2017 2:01:07 PM
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