Player Comments on Officer Dick Gristle

This is truly the greatest commentary on these new confusing times.

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8/8 pog pog

Mom look, I freed the white race! Yay!

WTF? It doesn't have sense and it doesn't have a plot. But I save White race. Not enough to impede this work lol.

I found a pretty serious typo where you spelled 'tragic and beautiful patriotic hero' as 'loser'.

Got the best ending

AMERICA

This is a wonderful masterpiece. 8/8

America is a wild place, this story is even wilder.

I caught a couple spelling errors throughout the story. The last one I saw was the best ending. So there is a location for one. Anyways, this isn't as offending as I thought it would be from previous comments. Even so still a little off putting, I guess. The second path could be fleshed out a little more since it is a one choice and then done. I think Officer Dick Gristle acted like a 'full blooded american'(by media standards) by going in balls to the walls, so good job on that. It was short and not really sweet.

It's like if you took a bucket of collected eye-mucus and id and stirred it around with carbonated water and red #2, and poured it into a cocktail glass with a little umbrella and an orange wedge.

It's like a bungee dive into a sulfur pit, where you go down down into stench, and then bounce up and laugh and then down again into smell and the bounce back up, but a little less, and then eventually you're just dangling in the smelly earth orifice.

It's like when we all got in trouble for finding the bad words in the dictionary in fifth grade and we had to stay in from recess and that one kid ate a bit spoonful of thick paste and all the girls were screaming and I was cracking up and we all got detention the next day, but it was so worth it and also the paste-eating kid threw up in his own desk.

You need more sensitivity training.

This is about what you think it would be just based off of the description. It's pretty much just here to offend any one that wants to read it to be offended.