Celicni, The Apprentice Scrivener
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Hello. I got hit by a car.
"Don't tell anyone, but I think it's kind of funny that Celicni got hit by a car." -Sherbet
"Everyone thinks that's funny." -EndMaster
"I didn't think it was funny until I talked to him more." -Mizal
"Can someone run this motherfucker over again?" -hetero_malk
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The wise woman said
Once you're hardened in battle there's no coming back
Fight or fall
You're about to experience that firsthand, as you and the other members of your Slavic tribe are a part of an Avar-led attack force currently heading towards Singidunum.
Don't these fools realize that they're attempting the impossible? The Byzantine fortress has not been breached in 39 years, so why do you have to do this? All you ever wanted was to learn more about gods and religion, Slavic and otherwise.

As far as you're concerned, the rest of them can go die in vain... this may just be the opportunity you were looking for, to change your life from the ground up, and learn more about the gods.
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Entry for EndMaster's Myth and Religion Contest.
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This is a prequel to my other game, Vincha. It is not required that you read that one first, as this game is standalone, but you will enjoy the story more, and recognize some of the characters.
Just as was the case in Vincha, consider the world this game takes place in to be quite similar to what ours was like in the early middle ages. Except, of course, with the inclusion of many fantastical and mythological creatures, as well as magic.
As with all of my stories, pay attention to the maturity level. There are many difficult subjects explored in the story.
There are some (optional) world-building and historical links here and there. They will be recognizable by the fact your character will think, recall, or consider the topic at hand. If you're interested in the world, Slavic mythology, or some history of the Byzantine Empire, you may want to check them out.
Any references to Swedish metal bands, obscure German browser games, Japanese light novels, American sitcoms, or anything else are completely intentional.
Finally, there are 7 different endings. As the story is much shorter than I originally intended, I heavily recommend you try reaching them all. Each one will provide you with some information not mentioned in the other endings.
Your score represents the ending you got. Deaths not marked as an ending get a score of -1, except one special death ending that gets 69.
Facing a new threat from the Byzantine empire, your small Slavic tribe is discussing how you can defend yourselves. They are overconfident, and you feel death will overcome you.
Upset, you go visit the temple of Prabog, an ancient Slavic god that you hope will protect you. Will you find glory or death?
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Entry for Endmaster's Edgelord contest #2.
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I recommend trying out the obviously bad choices as well. You may find the story a tad short otherwise.
You can consider the world to be similar to ours in the 7th century except with the addition of magic and magic creatures.
A great Empire, slowly falling apart due to the mysterious and deadly plague... but you don't care about that. You have your own problems.
The world just keeps kicking you in the tender bits. Your entire life has been shit, and you're not going to take it anymore. Well, you aren't going to take anything anymore, as you are going to kill yourself.
However, fate has another plan in store for you. Will you take the opportunity presented before you by a mysterious eldritch creature? And will you lose yourself along the way? Dealing with the devil never pays off... but perhaps?
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Entry for Endmaster's prompt contest.
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Note: The story includes a lot of dark humor, harsh language, violence, racism, rape depictions and suicide attempts. If such is not your cup of tea, stay away.
Your actions will influence the protagonist's thoughts and view of the world, as well as the actions he will automatically take, outside of your choices. Before you complain about him being a monster or a racist, consider whether you made him become so.
If you get a titled epilogue, consider that a win, even if it sucks for the protagonist. There are 5 to find. Some are rather easy to obtain, while the others can be a bit more difficult. Try to find the "good" and the "best" endings.
More than half the fucked up shit that the protagonist talks about in the beginning actually happened to the author, so you can have a fun guessing game of which is true, and which is made up.
If you believe you spotted a reference to something, be it a light novel or a totally random flash game, you did.
And remember: The higher your score, the worse person you are.
You go on a happy camping trip with your friends where absolutely nothing bad will ever happen!
The original Vincha, in all of its rushed 2-day binge-writing glory.
You should probably read the updated version instead, this is just there to preserve the original.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Beset by the Byzantine empire, your small Slavic tribe is discussing how you can defend yourselves. They are overconfident, and you feel death will overcome you. Upset, you go visit the temple of Prabog, an ancient Slavic god that you hope will protect you. Will you find glory or death?
I recommend trying out the obviously bad choices as well. You may find the story a tad short otherwise.
The world is similar to ours in the 7th century except with the addition of magic and magic creatures.
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CYS HOT TAKES on 1/19/2026 4:49:26 PMEvery single CYStian I know? Does anyone even like items? I think maybe only Mystic.
I'll just randomly say mizal.
CYS HOT TAKES on 1/18/2026 8:38:19 AM
Gonna go with a wild guess here, but DBNB.
As someone pointed out, it can't be a mod because they wouldn't wanna track that.
And it has to be someone who is "serious" about this site.
CYS HOT TAKES on 1/16/2026 10:10:50 AM
-No guessing yourself on your own hot take!
Do you mean that the user in question shouldn't post at all or should he intentionally post someone else? Cause the former would make it obvious.
CYS v S. Penguin on 1/14/2026 6:09:32 PM
It's not about the points, it's about the wardens not getting them. So if any get sent my way, it's for a good cause.
Clarification on Forum Conduct on 1/6/2026 6:57:27 PM
Not all of us live in gestapo land (uk, australia, and other such shitty countries). We have actual free speech (against everything except our own dictator lol).
Clarification on Forum Conduct on 1/6/2026 3:47:23 PM
a bit of a trend in a specific kind of low-quality posting recently
Who else are we talking about, cause I'm not sharing my token Nazi spot with anyone.
The world has gone insane (pt. 3 or 4, idk) on 1/6/2026 6:51:49 AM
Forgiving loans for couples with children sure sounds like living in fear to me, you are correct.
The world has gone insane (pt. 3 or 4, idk) on 1/5/2026 5:28:25 PM
The world is healing.
List 2 books, one you love and one you hate. on 12/22/2025 11:07:00 AM

Fuck tom Bombadildo as well.
List 2 books, one you love and one you hate. on 12/22/2025 2:36:56 AM
The Lord of the rings.
Harry Potter.
