You're the Bachelor

Player Rating4.63/8

"#280 overall, #13 for 2001"
based on 926 ratings since 12/14/2004
played 20,426 times (finished 1,381)

Story Difficulty2/8

"walk in the park"

Play Length2/8

"So short yo' momma thought it was a recipe"

Maturity Level6/8

"I'll need to see some identification"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 16. If this were a movie, it would probably between PG-13 and R.
Sure, you love the single life, but every man has to settle down sometime. What better way to find your soulmate than to pick from dozens of beautiful, friendly and eager (if somewhat desperate) young women on national television? It's YOUR turn to be the Bachelor! Eliminate the losers, court your favorites and decide if you'll pop the big question.

Player Comments

I have admittedly never seen any Bachelor show, but that didn't pose any problem for me in enjoying the subject matter of this storygame. It had humor, which was sometimes hit or miss, but I don't believe that the writing was bad. Actually, I found certain scenes quite humorous as I read them.

Also, I liked the pictures that were used in this storygame. They never felt out of place and served well in enhancing certain scenes with some rather interesting visuals. These pictures were used sparingly, but utilized well.

I did notice that no matter the choice that you pick, you always do end up with the same three woman at the end. So that fact did damper my enjoyment in my other playthroughs somewhat. But if there are some positives, it's the many nonstandard gameovers or how choosing on whether to propose or simply ask a contestant out changed the ending as well.

The women themselves felt bland character wise, static even. But I suppose that is something to be expected when there's dozens of other maidens vying for the bachelor's attention. Such a scenario did provide for some interesting dialogue, even if the characters themselves didn't exactly appeal to me all that much.

For a quick read and maybe a laugh or two, this storygame does rather well. It does lack depth in many areas, such as the writing and characters. However, at the end of the day it's an adequate storygame and one that was enjoyable.
-- TharaApples on 2/6/2017 6:27:45 PM with a score of 0
I don't know but this story just didn't really hit home with me. The writing was decent enough, just felt like it was missing something.
-- tmanaking on 11/18/2020 11:24:22 PM with a score of 0
Welp, that was a violent end... but it was pretty good, I guess. Enjoyable!
-- GeniusFangirl on 11/17/2020 9:07:14 PM with a score of 0
-- Mailey Powers on 4/15/2020 3:55:04 PM with a score of 0
-- Sam West on 1/27/2020 12:54:47 AM with a score of 0
It's an okay game but I didn't feel like I know anything about the people I was choosing at the end.
-- J__Corp on 6/19/2019 1:01:28 AM with a score of 0
Bruh, i fucked Jessica and my guy pussied out, not realistic at all, i would take advantage of everyone if i could.
-- Nigger on 6/6/2019 7:16:00 PM with a score of 0
Even though the game is entertaining, i find some mistakes on the writing that made me drop my rating by one. The top 6 says that i'm keeping a girl named Caroline but there's no mention of her at all at the next round...
-- RabbitSeason on 9/29/2018 9:37:58 PM with a score of 0
A quick choose your adventure story game but there were lack of choices and it leads to the same girls at the end to choose.

Neither good or bad.
-- node_pt on 8/5/2018 7:02:16 AM with a score of 0
This was pretty good. You could do worse. I got Gemma by the way.
-- BiGayBoy on 5/17/2018 3:25:56 AM with a score of 0
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