Cloudflame, The Reader

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8/31/2015 7:17 PM

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"To Ask A Question Or Not To Ask A Question," - That Is The Answer

My attempt at the most annoying storygame ever. I hope don`t enjoy it, because if you do it will neutralise the point of the exercise. \_{°)_/


Please bear in mind that although I started this only a year ago, my vocabulary and overall grasp of the English languages has grown and thus the first chapters remain unedited. To annoy you.

Right-choice-or-death? Yep. No Links? Yup. Congrats, you`ve won. Weirdness? Yus! How about an outrageous amount of fourth-wall-breaking from a talking eagle who can become slime at will? You got it, psychic.


The difficulty level is set at 1, as technically you cannot lose this storygame. It is a test of patience and deal-with-itness  and therefore is harder for some that others.


*cough* belracat *cough*

Recent Posts

Kiel's Motivational thread 2 on 8/25/2015 8:16:00 PM

This is gonna be one of those, when that first person made a loom band dress or finished one of those mad trialing McDonalds tablecloth/colouring books or got Malkalack to write whatever...someone is gonna go on YouTube and say, "I`m the first one to finish all the endings in Kiel`s 800 page (Cloudehstimahteh) story/text-based videogame. Suck it, dudes." You know? Instead of a speedpaint speed read xD rofl

Kiel's Motivational thread 2 on 6/15/2015 4:11:23 PM

Yeah, RL tends to do that at the most annoying moments xp

I think I missed a trick in the first game lol.

Kiel's Motivational thread 2 on 6/15/2015 3:52:17 PM

surprise ... x-x 


The game sounds just my cup of tea. Mass homicides, post-apocalyptic, slaves, torture and possession (possibly exorcists?). :D

Kiel's Motivational thread 2 on 6/15/2015 3:24:18 PM

I`m sorry, but *cringes at own n00bity* what is the storygame gonna be about? By the sounds of it, it`s gonna rival the Wal*mart game.


P.S. Is Wal*mart a real department store? It sounds silly enough.

Nationstates? on 6/5/2015 4:08:59 PM

If you need halp, you`re doing fine. You`ll fit in well :p I`m Larsia, I....purposely...hehe...screwed up everything there. Look at the laws. Happy days....

"Community Editable Storygames" on 6/5/2015 4:02:29 PM

Point of a posion-tipped spear taken.

"Community Editable Storygames" on 6/5/2015 3:35:07 PM

Point taken.

Nationstates? on 6/5/2015 3:23:51 PM

Yus, Forever-Swift.

"Community Editable Storygames" on 6/5/2015 3:22:49 PM

Hi everyone,

This is just a little idea I had, I`m not sure which way it`d go if it was accepted.

One the one hand, it could be a carry-on type of thing where anyone could effectively be a co-author and write the next page of the story. laugh

On the other, the above should probably be carry-on only, or trolls would just delete everything and spam. frown


Nationstates? on 6/5/2015 2:58:06 PM

Yah, and you can get a name for the leader. Alexander the Great Poop...