My attempt at the most annoying storygame ever. I hope don`t enjoy it, because if you do it will neutralise the point of the exercise. \_{°)_/

Please bear in mind that although I started this only a year ago, my vocabulary and overall grasp of the English languages has grown and thus the first chapters remain unedited. To annoy you.

Right-choice-or-death? Yep. No Links? Yup. Congrats, you`ve won. Weirdness? Yus! How about an outrageous amount of fourth-wall-breaking from a talking eagle who can become slime at will? You got it, psychic.

Also.

The difficulty level is set at 1, as technically you cannot lose this storygame. It is a test of patience and deal-with-itness  and therefore is harder for some that others.

*cough* belracat *cough*

This is gonna be one of those things...like, when that first person made a loom band dress or finished one of those mad trialing McDonalds tablecloth/colouring books or got Malkalack to write whatever...someone is gonna go on YouTube and say, "I`m the first one to finish all the endings in Kiel`s 800 page (Cloudehstimahteh) story/text-based videogame. Suck it, dudes." You know? Instead of a speedpaint speed read xD rofl

Yeah, RL tends to do that at the most annoying moments xp

I think I missed a trick in the first game lol.

 ... x-x 

The game sounds just my cup of tea. Mass homicides, post-apocalyptic, slaves, torture and possession (possibly exorcists?). :D

I`m sorry, but *cringes at own n00bity* what is the storygame gonna be about? By the sounds of it, it`s gonna rival the Wal*mart game.

P.S. Is Wal*mart a real department store? It sounds silly enough.

If you need halp, you`re doing fine. You`ll fit in well :p I`m Larsia, I....purposely...hehe...screwed up everything there. Look at the laws. Happy days....

Point of a posion-tipped spear taken.

Point taken.

Yus, Forever-Swift.

Hi everyone,

This is just a little idea I had, I`m not sure which way it`d go if it was accepted.

One the one hand, it could be a carry-on type of thing where anyone could effectively be a co-author and write the next page of the story. 

On the other, the above should probably be carry-on only, or trolls would just delete everything and spam. 

Thoughts?

Yah, and you can get a name for the leader. Alexander the Great Poop...