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Given what I saw on the roads last night. This must be a really hard concept for people to understand. So today, we’re gonna break down the science behind wiping the snow off of your car. Okay, it all starts with this snow brush, you’re gonna begin with a generic left-to-right swipe then a couple inches below that, you’ll swipe back. It’s this continuous motion that will get all of the snow off of the car. Once you finish one side of the car, you’re gonna continue on to the next side and it’s the scientific swiping motion that you will use, not only on the sides but the back and all the way around. 360 degrees of the car. Some important details, you’re gonna want to make sure the mirrors are all clean and after you get the snow off, there might be some ice. That’s ok, don’t freak out, there’s a part of the blade that can help you get that ice off. At this point, you might think you’re done, but not quite yet because you’ve got snow on the hood and the top. And it’s your obligation and the law as a driver to knock all this stuff off too. And don’t forget, clean off those headlights as well. Now, I know, I know, it seems like a lot and you might think that you’ll never be able to do it. But I promise if you follow those simple steps, you too will be able to clear the snow off of your car.
DISREGARD ALL THAT, I'M A MASSIVE ASPIE FAGGOT LOL.