Gryphon, The Reader
7/23/2021 10:00 PM
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Hello! I'm Gryphon, and I'm new to the site. Since I don't know what to put for my profile yet, enjoy this short (but horrible) joke: How do trees feel in the spring? Releaved.
Recent PostsEnd Master's Manifest Destiny Contest on 7/22/2021 10:46:33 AM
End Master's Manifest Destiny Contest on 7/22/2021 10:02:46 AM
Alright, I'm going to officially enter for the family friendly category; I'm making good progress and my story is very short so I'm not to concerned about missing the deadline
End Master's Manifest Destiny Contest on 7/20/2021 2:54:39 PM
End Master's Manifest Destiny Contest on 7/20/2021 8:12:10 AM
I'm curious: Is there a deadline for ENTERING the contest? Would it be legal to, say, enter on September 5th?
Returned from a hiatus and would like advice on 7/10/2021 4:00:41 PM
My only piece of advice for sustaining creative output over a long period of time is to always write at least one sentence a day for whatever project you're working on. Usually it's much harder to get started writing than to continue writing once you've started, so the one-sentence-a-day thing usually turns into an at-least-three-paragraphs-a-day-if-not-more thing.
BLACKSMITH Game 1 on 7/4/2021 10:06:31 AM
Thanks, have a great week!
BLACKSMITH Game 1 on 7/3/2021 10:49:12 AM
Hey everyone! Unfortunately, I'm going to have to drop out of this game, as I will be leaving for summer camp tomorrow. I hope you all enjoy the rest of the game! If you were looking for feedback on your game, I think it's great! The variety of categories and prompts allow for a lot of flexibility in how each round plays out, and overall, this game is just a lot of fun.
BLACKSMITH Game 1 on 6/28/2021 11:46:44 AM
"I have the perfect solution to your problem!" said the griffin. "Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but you fellows don't strike me as the most subtle group." "Aye, perhaps not," acknowledged the pirate. "Being a pirate is hard work when you always swing onto your enemy's ship guns blazing, and cutlasses... er, cutlass-ing. What you need, is a fresh approach to relieving seafarers of their loot. And I have just the tool for you!" Out of thin air, the griffin whipped out a |Thief's| |Plant-fiber| |Lute| |Of the east|. "In choosing this very reasonably priced thief's lute, you'll find your pirating going much more smoothly. Instead of slaving away in bloody pillage after bloody pillage, all you need to do is sneak up quietly on your enemy's ships at night, strumming a relaxing tune on this lute. It will lull your enemies into a false sense of security, and then you strike! The resonance of the plant fibers will make the lute's sleep-inducing effects even more effective." "What's more, after a hard day's work terrorizing the seas, your crew will want to sit back and relax. I recommend playing this lute to the crew during celebrations. It will raise moral like you've never seen!" The Griffen gestured to the assortment of various parrots populating the pirate's shoulders. "I recommend teaching your parrots to sing in harmony with the lute. And, if the 'sneak up on the enemy with the lute' approach doesn't work out for you, you can always bonk flying orphans with it. Just a thought."
BLACKSMITH Game 1 on 6/28/2021 11:22:22 AM
Oops, I forgot to mention whipping stick is a synonym for fishing rod, lol
Sam's Big Adventure 2: The IFaggotry Archives on 6/26/2021 1:47:11 PM
Oh, that's good news. I'm glad people have other options.