MANIFEST DESTINY CONTEST
Deadline: 11:59 PM (EST) September 6, 2021 (Labor Day)
Reward: You’ll get potential pointless points, potential commendations, potentially featured and potentially out of the SHAME pit if you’re currently in there like the big loser you are.
Also keep in mind I WILL be using EST because fuck the farmers. So when MY clock hits 11:59 PM, that’s what the fucking deadline is. If you’re unsure, well don’t wait until the last fucking minute to turn your story in.
Manifest Destiny is not actually the theme for this contest, (Though it can be) but more of the general idea of expanding the types of stories available on the site to expand our well rounded glory. I want you to produce a story from one of the categories that's under 100 stories.
Since none of you slugs actually pay attention to details, here is a list of categories that are currently under 100 stories.
I want to only see stories within these categories being submitted for the contest. You submit a story not in one of these categories for the contest, you get thrown in the SHAME pit.
(And yes Fanfic is under 100 too, but I don’t want to read fucking Fanfic for this contest. It's the SHAME pit, if I see it)
A few more things.
If you're joining, post that you are in here. Once you join though, you're committed, so make sure you're going to actually submit a story.
You can do whatever the hell you want within the category you’ve chosen. You want to make a wholesome family story about children finding an alien dog, you can. You want to make a wholesome historical story about being a concentration camp guard, you can do that too.
You can even go for extra credit and attempt to tie in the concept of Manifest Destiny/Imperialist Expansion in the story (A wholesome Edutainment story about the Trail of Tears perhaps)
Also I’ll be judging all these stories, except if you make a puzzle/gamey type story OR a co-authored story. In that case Mizal will read and judge mainly because she’s got more patience for that sort of stuff.
Another thing I don't want to see, is fucking "loops back to the beginning" rather than proper endings. I see this in a submitted story and it's the SHAME pit immediately.
That’s about it for now, unless I think of something else to add or take away as needed.
Remember to post a link to your story here when you’re done.
I never wanted to enter another contest as long as I live, but I have to make sure I finish this story somehow.
Huzzah! The great crusade to finish a story beings.
I declare victory in this contest as my divine right.
I'll enter the contest. I was going to write something sooner or later anyway, might as well do it now.
Well I got hit with a wagonload of inspiration, so I'm joining. And yes, I will still try to revise FAILsafe in this time.
Fuck it. Motivation to get through the finish line and all that shit. I'm in.
Oh good, the three of you decided to make this contest more complicated than necessary.
Mizal can read and judge this story.
Haha, Just when I thought about it. I''m in!
I'll have now sieged this comment as my personal log for my progress. Most of it has been modified and sleeked up!
8/4: Spent most of my time outlining the ending in detail. Forgot to do that in the beginning. Managed to type some down. It's kind of scary that it almost breached 93 pages. To think that I have to proofread it all... I should set some time aside for that.
Contestants so far
Zake (With Mara)
As usual, here's your inspiration music for this contest
Sure, some people have done something similar before.
I have nothing going on for the next month, hopefully I can get out of the shame pit.
What the hell, I'll do something relatively SHORT. Count me in
Oh for extra funzies since I know some people do this anyway with contests, be sure to put at the top of your story description
"For End Master's Manifest Destiny Contest"
That way whenever Zape or whoever else is putting these into the IFaggotryDB, the description of the story has my name plastered as the first thing seen.
Reviews on this site are the only ones that matter anyway.
For some reason I smell the american bias in this post though this time I will let it slide. It would indeed be an embarassement if an American would lose a manifest destiny themed contest cough...cough.
Oh here's some more: Windmills, wooden shoes, drug addled whores, Muslim invaders, that incel artist that cut off his ear, eating their own prime minister and the country's whole existence solely relying on the courtesy of people not farting in the water.
Next time call us "Fat Americunts" for the more condescending Euro tone.
Zake (With Mara) -
Gryphon - DONE
17 people joined so far. Honestly surprised got so many so quickly.
I'm curious, are you allowed to enter more than one story to the same contest?
That seems to be going on a lot in this contest since Mara's doing that and I think so is Wizzy.
So yeah, you can.
Give me your hand and I'll give you my dick.
It's August already. Damn
Yep, I'm panicking now.
Here's the link to my story game for the family friendly category: Capture the Flag
Also, I'd like to officially enter a second time, this time for the puzzle/games category.
Congrats, but stop making the rest of us look bad.
Oh, it's a really short game. The stuff the rest of you guys are working on is much more impressive.
Gryphon has already finished his story and is now working on a second.
The rest of you probably haven't even lifted one fat finger to type a single letter on your stories yet.
Hey, my Zionist Maoist Space Opera has like half a paragraph.