4/1/2025

4/19/2025 3:00 PM

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Marauder

Bastard

unpublished

Cyberpunk Gangster action story Story: not sure yet bro but it's gonna be fucking sick I promise.

Why doubt me? 1000 words in this short span of time is an accomplishment. Who says I've stalled. Just wait, I've got a lot of cool tricks up my sleeve that you and the rest of the 7 will never see coming. Now I'm at 1200 words. Better watch out.

I was wrong about you penguin. I misjudged you. Thanks for defending me! A couple of notes: I do have a couple of things in your post that confused me. You have a way of typing that sometimes makes it difficult to understand what you're trying to say. When I read your posts, they sound like they're praising me, but at the same time, other people say you're laughing at me. But at this point, I'll take all the support I can get. I take back what I said in my earlier post, you are now officially my friend. I am really glad you think my writing is fascinating and hilarious. I am a very witty writer who's skilled at employing a wide range of humor, from childish pranks to subtle jokes, to even meta 4-th wall breaking jokes like I did in my story. But I didn't get to the humor part in "bastard" yet. I'm still doing the set up and writing the original characters. So I am a little confused since this part isn't the funny part. It'll come trust me. I got some funny hijinks planned that Malakai and the gang will get up to, because I want to give the reader a break between the tragically sad parts. This is a very serious tale that is not meant for all readers and will induce some strong emotions and lots of thought provoking themes, so I will break it up with some skillfully placed and adept humor that would make Richard Prior himself blush. Yes, I have that much range. So stay tuned. But thank you for the support, and I am so glad you're defending me. You're a legend penguin. Keep staying awesome.

et tu brute? You know I'm really mad at you penguin. All the other people they insult me in obvious ways, but you write really confusing and indecipherable posts that sound like compliments but are actually insults. I misread the first couple and then I saw a post that said you were laughing at me for not getting it. That's a low blow man. Even now, you're trying the same trick. Since at first glance, if I don't read to carefully, it sounds like you said i have a 100 percent chance of winning. That fits well within the deceptive persona framework you created to befriend me and get me to lower my guard. The others they made it clear they think its a low probablity, but you intentionally started off the post in a deceptive way. Unluckily for you, I'm a math whiz. I got the geometric series reference faster than a cyberpunk AI could calculate and decipher the insult. The whole point of the chessboard story is to illustrate how the exponential nature of repeatedly doubling rice grains gets out of control. I'm not so easily fooled. nice try though, but I know understand that you're just like the rest of them penguin.

And that's my cue to shut up and start writing. Show's over people, go home. No one's getting banned till May 1st, and I'm not going to say a word till then.

See, that means its ok. Your previous point is moot, since Endmaster did the due dilligence of making sure the participants listed were ok with it. So it's all good then. It's completely morally ok if I get all 7 of you banned since you all agreed thinking I won't write squat.

Because i figured that just because they've been here for a while doesn't mean they automatically get supported by everyone when they're mean to a kid passionate about writing who shares his story. Guess I was proven wrong :(

Are you fr, or you're just capping? No way.

Ok yeah that was a dick move on my part. But from what I can tell, they all seem fine with it. All the 7 people mentioned in that list all think I will lose and get banned, so it doesn't really matter anyway. You're one of the 7 people mentioned, and you even made a counterbet. No one actually believes in me or is scared they're account will be banned. But I'll show them. I'll write a story 100x better than "Method acting gone wrong". You all just wait and see.

i do not. I don't care either. On may 1st, show me your word count. That matters. Till then, we're all in the same place: "In Progress"

Then i'll try and keep it at a minimum