jasonstevanhill, The Reader
No I'm not the real Jason. I just found the password to this account tattooed on the small of his mom's back.
Recent PostsSam Ursu's Big Adventure on 6/14/2021 9:43:16 PM
Look, Eiwynn physically exhausts herself every day dealing with the riffraff, and I don't pay her a dime. And the thing a lot of people don't realize about Eiwynn, is that she's enormously fat. She can be very professional, but sometimes Taco John's won't let her suckle on the nacho cheese spigot while grunting contentedly, and that puts her in a bad mood all day.
Anyway, I'm sorry Sam had to make me ban him, but frankly I'd rather see him coming over here then in my wife again. Something the missus and I have agreed to disagree on.
Revelations at the COG Ranch on 4/16/2021 11:34:43 AM
The Mage's Adventure is going to be amaaaaaazing, my favorite game ever by my favorite author ever. <3 Samuel Young. I've been listening to an audio version all morning while I do lines of coke off the supple ass of my Columbian boy-slave. Highly recommended if you can afford it. And the story too!
Revelations at the COG Ranch on 4/16/2021 11:18:00 AM
Well I thought I was texting Dan a few minutes ago, but instead I'm on a public forum full of all these toxic and problematic people. I believe I've been pranked.
Revelations at the COG Ranch on 4/16/2021 11:07:52 AM
Wait wtf, why is everyone here talking shit about me?
That's it, you're all banned!!!!
Revelations at the COG Ranch on 4/16/2021 10:57:41 AM
Revelations at the COG Ranch on 4/16/2021 10:57:23 AM
I mean....I hacked his account. I'm not the real Jason. Whoever he is, I don't even know him.
Pog or something. See, it's not me.
Revelations at the COG Ranch on 4/16/2021 10:55:40 AM
look ..obviously I'm not the real Jason, my account was hacked.
Revelations at the COG Ranch on 4/16/2021 10:54:50 AM
Now I can't edit, FUCK.
Revelations at the COG Ranch on 4/16/2021 10:54:21 AM
Wait, shit I don't think I meant to post that here. Where am I?
Revelations at the COG Ranch on 4/16/2021 10:53:52 AM
Oh my God, I watched that Adam Toledo video seven times and I can't stop CUMMING!!!