Fool!
Every time someone creates (or views) a new thread, the site owner must pay $1000 in data fees and delete a full gig of irreplaceable family photos just to make enough space to host it. If the word 'hi' is in the subject line, he's also required to set fire to a dog.
And that's nothing compared to what he has to endure every time someone writes a new story...
It's amazing when you think about what he suffers every day just so you can have a site to goof off on. And yet you persist in this madness!
Totally not stolen from Mizal