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I still can't explain why I did it.

Poem to Lord Sauron - by me

Tell me of your wondrous deeds,
Ancient tyrant , dreaded ruler,
Fearless darkness spawn of old
Oh, dark Lord, make my life fuller.

Master of a countless army,
Give me all the strength I need.
Bring me power, give me wisdom,
Let your evil spawn and breed!

End all time, all life, all future,
Use me as your trusted weapon,
Crush the kingdoms of this small world,
Sauron, bring doom to Heaven!

That's freaky...it sounds like you're speaking to the devil.

*Ominous Latin chanting starts in background*

Lol.

Sounds like Black Metal lyrics.

I haven't listened to Black Metal lately.... or this year.....

But it has LoTR lyrics, so it must be Power Metal

*claps*

Is that a slow, sarcastic clap, or a cheerful one?

A cheerful one oh great Lord Sauron follower!

That's a little weird if I may say.