Hello! Would any of you would please be my friend? To show that i'm worthy of being your friend we will have a rock-paper-sciscers battle!
Welcome.
Char-charmander! Mander char-char-mander char...
Hello! I don't know what rock paper scissors is...
(Translation made by 'I'm too young to be enslaved' Meowth.)
A POKEMON! I'm going to catch it! *throws pokeball at charmander*
Char! Charmander-char!
Argh! Help!
Not if I can help it! SINGSPRING I CHOOSE YOU!!! *blocks pokeball with the ball containing singspring. "sing! sing pring spring!"
Char-charmand...
Are you kidding me...
Stabs Singspring with a hunting knife.
NOOOO!!!!! singspring!!! "sing........ sing-spring.........."
Hehehehe...
Mardox! I challnge you to a pokemon battle! If I win, you let charamander go....... If you win, well you can keep that charamander.
Charmander-char-mand! Charmander-char mander-char!
I am my own person, bitches! Leave me the hell alone!
(Translation made by 'Woah, Charmander got some sass' Meowth.)
I accept the challenge. Charmander! I choose you!
Char!
No!
What's the matter? Scared?
*sigh* Well, Sing-spring! Mega evolve!
"singling!"
Char-charmander-char!
You cannot control me!
(Translation by 'I officially hate jaystarthecat' Meowth.)
Or can I? C'mon I caught you, now do my bidding!
sing, sing a ling! Sing-a-ling-ling.
Wait, why am I fighting the guy I am supposed to be saving?....
Cause that's how Pokèmon works.
Sing a ling! use your sound wave! *It's super affective!*
"Sing-a-ling-sing-ing"
sorry guy....
SSSSSSSIIIIIINNNNNGGGG A LINGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Charmander! Burn them!
Wait, what do you mean "them"............
Sing-a-ling! use block!
"sing a ling!"
"sing-a-ling a-sing! sing sing-ing!"
I hate battling!
Char-charmander mander-charm...
I hate you so goddamn much...
(Translation made by 'plz stahp' Meowth.)
sing-a-ling! use sing!
"sing-a-ling a sing!!!!"
Sut up!
"sing a sing a sing sing sing-a-ling.." Sing-a-ling uses sing! charamander falls asleep
Charmander! Use kick in the fork of the legs!
*Eats popcorn with Blaziken*
Man, this popcorn is good.
I'm waiting for jaystar to reply.
I know, I'm watching it withmy trusty Blaziken.
Wait, this isn't butter! This is artificial flavoring!
Blaziken: *Shrugs* Blaziken, Blazik.
sing-a-ling does not have legs. She has a springy tail and wings. So it is not affective.
sing-a-ling! Finish it off with a water cannon kick combo!
"sing-a ling-ling!"
You seem to think sing-a-ling is the target....
0.0...........
I'm not your standard pokémon villain....
Dude, I don't think Charmander wants to be your Pokemon...
I'm great with pokémon!
Char! Charmander-char-char!
Woah! That's a little violent!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA! There's no escape.
KING!!! I'm so glad you decided to join!
Hi there. And no, I won't duel you.
Glad to have you here! Feel free to choose your story here at "chooseyoustory.com," and feel free to engage in combat with anyone here.
Happy hunting!
Not interested in RPS these days, but welcome just the same.
