OI! What are you doing holding up that thing! The Heroics & Humanity Treaty of '75 has banned those under the clause "One has to give evil at least one fair chance to do something nefarious before the brute force of a thousand blazing suns be unleashed upon it, otherwise they're just innocents who used to have dark intentions before their atoms were ripped apart by angry heroes."
Therefore, sporks have been banned, as they are known to smell evil hours before it strikes and terminate the villain with extreme prejudice. As an upholder of multiversal law, I insist you hand that shit over before I sock you in the nose!
