I found this neat little website that gives you, um, inspirational quotes. Here are a few that I thought were funny.
But I wanna swim around and get eaten by things. :(
Just saying that my mom is on Facebook 24/7. Maybe I should show her this.
I have to agree with that one. Man, these quotes are so inspiring.
Anybody born from March 21st to April 19th? I want to test this theory.
I see now. This has brought me great enlightenment.
I’m not going to comment on this. I don’t think I need to.
Note taken. I will remember this great life advice.
On it! Anybody want to help me with this? It might take more than one person to snatch them all.
Apparently I have failed. Wait, does it count if he’s not biological?
Adding this onto my list of things not to do. Looks like businessmen and tits are bad.
The quote itself isn’t any good but paired up with the picture? That has to be purposeful.
Random but fair point. I, however, love whales.
This made me laugh. Perfect picture for that one too. I’ll have to agree.
This is perfect. I need to print this out or something. I couldn’t agree more.