Given the popularity of the Wish Corrupter I thought maybe I should try this. Yep. Another forum game. Here, people ban the above poster. Fake ban, all joking of course.
Example:
Banned for liking the Mets
Banned for not liking the Mets
Banned for mentioning the Mets
It sounds lame, but the community here is sure to roll with it...right? Meh. Banned for posting such a lame game...
Banned for being a censorship freak
Banned for making the World Domination game a computer RTS.
Banned for being an idiot.
Just kidding, I love you. Asshole.
Banned for not realising that world domination was based on <shudder> spore.
Banned for shuddering.
Banned for...um...being you.
Banned for being jealous of me making out with Chuck Norris.
Banned for being eight points away from Novelist and not doing much (It looks like) to gain more points. (Come on, all you have to do is rate eight more stories and you'll have a shiny new trophy with an M on it)
150. Banned for making me count.
Banned for liking neopets.
Riley
Banned for liking the Darth Vader.
(And you have no patience, Melike. It's called: Daily Points.)
Banned for making out with Chuck Norris. TWICE.
Banned for being a fat hooker.
LOL banned for overusage of ROFLCOPTER. and for not being able to come up with a REAL reason for me being banned.
But, that's ok. We all know i'm perfect.
When was the last time I said ROFLCOPTER? Oh, fuck you!
Banned for mixing me and JJJ up.
"When was the last time I said ROFLCOPTER? "
Right there.
Banned for falling into my trap. bitch.
Refer to "Oh, fuck you!"
Banned for swearing, you pissed-on pile of vomited cock-sucking bullshit-eating DINGLEBERRY!
Banned for saying pile. You thought I would let that one slip? Inexcusable.
You said "pile" too - you're also banned for that, bitch.
Banned for saying "the P word" twice. I only said it once...pile...
AHA! You said the word again! AHAHAHAHA!
Banned for hating Obama.
LOL i like Obama...A LOT...
Banned for possession, 1st degree murder, and driving under trhe influence.
Banned for liking penis in your butthole.
Banned for liking penis in your mouthhole.
Touche mothahfuckah.
Banned for not liking vagina.
Banned for liking penis. and pubic hair. manly pubic hair. that you stick between your teeth. each individual hair. (was that pushing it?)
You're both banned for lewd conduct.
You're banned for using a smiley. And saying lewd. LAME.
BANNED FOR BEING INTOLERANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111ONE
Banned for not allowing them their opinions (bit of an oxymoron, I know...)
Banned for being the voice of reason lol.
Banned for liking the Leafs.
Banned for sending people stupid messages!
Banned for coming back. And sucking. At everything.
Bob, Banned for epic failing.
Can-banned for not banning the poster right above you.
Banned for having an affair with Melike and therefore cheating on Zero.
Banned for trying to interfere with what me and JJJ have...so fuck you.
riley
Banned for no-doubt starting a running gag that will be embarrassing for everyone.
That sounds sexual. Mmm, arousing...heheh
ALL THREE OF YOU banned for banning me at the same time!
Banned for hatin'.
Banned for trying to make up verbs, you cockswindling penish-shkanking noobfest.
Banned for 2Girls1Fingering also.
Mmm, sounds like a provokative subject for a viral vid...
Banned for liking it rough from men.
Banned for not finishing your first sentence.
Banned for forgetting a period.
You MUST HAVE ONE EVERY MONTH.
USE A CONDOM, MOTHAHFUCKAH.
Ugh, eww. Sozz. That's not what I meant.
Banned for kicking too much ass!
Banned for kissing too much ass!
Banned for fingering your...dad!
You're both banned for kissing his ass. (OMG I made a swear)
Banned for replacing Chuck Norris with Roberto Luongo.
Banned for being a pedophile.
Banned for having a stupid name!
FUCK!
Banned for fondling your infant sibling.
Shut up, that's too gross. Avoid young children, okay? I prefer matured bitches, thank you.
LOL banned for fondling your matured sibling.
UGH YOU LIKE GAY INCEST?!1/!??!?!!!!!!!!!!1/!//!????11/?1?1?
Banned for replacing 'hot girlfriend' for 'sibling', you fuck sick!
banned for shooting the messenger. I don't like gay incest. I just deliver the message that YOU do.
I DON'T CARE IF NO MAN, PERSIAN NOR GREEK - NO MAN THREATENS A MESSENGER!
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAERWELLACTUALLYEQGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPT!!!!!!!!!11111ONE
Banned for not banning me...Fuckface.
Rley
Banned for spelling your name wrong fuckfarts.
RILEY
Banned for banning me...Fuckface.
Banned for calling me a noob.
Banned for banning JJJ for something he didn't do.
Banned for accusing me of being a goon, even though I am clearly the Big Boss, Pwnerer, and Pimp of all Pimps.
Banned for not banning.
Banned for saying 'hitler'.
Banned for repeating hitler.
Banned for repeating.
banned for sucking
Banned for sucking cock.
Chill. It's a joke.
Naw, I love bj's, espcially from your hot, college-age sister.
Banned for making great games.
Banned for sucking up.
Banned for...haha sucking cock.
BTW, you're banned for sucking cock because you're a male and you're underage.
Banned for accusing me of something you are.
Banned for being fat.
Banned for naming yourself Anubis
All of you are BANNED cause I said so,even thye person who read this.(except for me) :p
*the
Banned for epic failing.
Banned for being repetitive.
Banned for banning me
Banned for phailing.
Banned for liking McCain.
Banned for having three j's right after one another.
Banned for playing Counterstrike worse than Ahmad. Muuuch worse.
(Fuck off, I've had the game for a week or something.)
Banned for having a Half-Life symbol as your avatar when your name is Rommel and has nothing to do with it.
Banned for libel. (Which can apply to pretty much any statement applying to another person. Especially if they're The Man.)
Banned because I'm Fleshy and I can do that! Ahahah
(Way the bring back bad blood, eh? [Look at that, four B's in a row... smooth.])
Banned because apparently saying so is offensive to me.
Banned for laughing at me.
Banned for banning JJJ.
Banned for forgetting that I'm fleshy.
Hahaha, shit, I thought I banned you!
Banned for speading truth... I am the government!
Banned for being the fucking Enclave.
Banned for making the running joke unfunny.
Banned for being meeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaan.
Banned for too many E's and A's in one sentence. It's quite disorienting.
Banned for making Anubis a sad boy.
Banned for being nate. You're gonna get that EVERY. TIME.
DAMNYOU JJJ!
BANNED FOR POSTING WHILE I WAS POSTING!
...did u relly do it again?
banned for...banishing...
Banned for hating JJJ and what he does and therefore being nate.
Banned for *sniff* touching my stone-cold heart. No seriously. Ow.
Banned AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! for tri-banning me.
Banned for being so upset.
Banned for not being upset.
Banned for being a stupid asshole. >:(
:p
Banned for pwning people... on the internet! Totally not allowed.
Banned for allegidely banning the emo kid.
Banned for posting banter about banning screamo's emo's banner-banner man in such a manner.
Banned for associating emo with screamo. (screamo kicks ass. Trust me. I would know.)
Banned for not making the association between emo and screamo yourself.
banned for being tone-deaf
Banned for belittling this thread.
Banned for so proudly declaring "melike" without clarifying what it is you are so fond of.
(btw, Zero, is there a difference between screamo and death metal? I thought they were the same thing...oops...)
Banned for confusing screamo and death metal.
Screamo not emo!
Death metal and Screamo are completely different!!!
Anyway, banned for not liking screamo.
Banned for restating what rommel said. and for being a meany poophead. asshole.
Banned for turning into nate in the middle of your ban sentence.
banned for having alzheimers.
riley nate
lol
Banned for turning to the dark side.
Banned for referring to a respected mod as the dark side.
nate
Banned for signing all your posts, even though somebody probably already banned you for that. If they did, you're banned for.... still being here, and doing it. Still.
Riley (banned for being a hypocrite)
Banned for not knowing if DV13 has been previously banned for signing his posts.
Banned for knowing that DV13 hasn't been previously banned for signing his posts.
Banned for banning me for knowing the truth.
Banned for banning me for banning you for knowing the truth.
Banned for using my kind of humor.
Banned for banning people without being Miccy2000.
Banned for posting a minute after me.
Banned for posting the same minute as miccy.
Banned for posting a minute before me.
Banned for your penislessness.
Banned for forgetting about my awesome vagina.
...Banned for making me laugh really hard, and weirding me out at the same time.
Banned for getting sand in Anoobis's/Cortez's vagina
(Leet world reference)
banned for censoring the natural human body.
Banned for sensory of the natural human body.
Banned for sensing the natural human body. (wtf?)
you gotta be kidding. really? bringing it here again? wow.
banned for trying the same trick over and over.
banned for resorting to name calling yet again when you have no other defense. now move on.
lol banned for having 1 example. and still sticking to the same defense.
banned for multiple things...
1. insulting another member while attempting to insult me. Sorry, mage.
2. for ranting like a maniac...
3. banned for lying and yet crying that i did.
4. for sinking this low just to keep a personal vendetta going. seriously, you showed you had no point in Mod Cent. and now you move it here?
banned for acting like you are on crack. all that eye rolling and all can be bad for you.
banned for not reading correctly.
banned for having to corrrect yourself when trying to ban someone else.
banned for not realizing that i had to ban you no matter what i did realize. thats the point of the game afterall.
Banned for acting like a protest-breaking narc from the '68 chicago riots (ironically predating tianamen square, though not as deadly), as well as a general killjoy and for not letting me see the drama of the mod forums.
Instead of Cops and Demonstrators... Debaters and Admins?
Banned for making my quote you for truth, Rommy.
Seriously, it's not funny anymore. Both of you. Go to your rooms.
Banned for assuming we have rooms.
Banned for being a non-believer!!! in the make-believe rooms.
Banned for being part of the Rebel Alliance, and a traitor, "illegally" seeking asylum, for believing in the heresy of "deviloution", for not believing that 9/11 changed everything, for being part of Worldwide Communist Conspiracy IV, for disrupting ceremony and protocol to demand the right to represent yourself in court, for being civilly disobedient, for reading Harry Potter books, for refusing an exorcism after the previous offence, for possession of "murder sims", for forming a union, and for failing to rigidly uphold the Sacred Law with no regard for it's intent.
(disclaimer: every charge in the above paragraph was sarcasm, the opinions presented above are all ones I despise.)
Banned for failing to read fine print, oh, and not laughing.
Banned for confusing with <ROFL>
Banned for not realise some people are too humourless to not laugh at it.
Banned for telling the truth.
Banned for having a JJJ-Rommy war over a sarcastic joke. Meh, battle.
Banned for being middle-eastern, and therefore a heathen.
Banning for being anti-anti-heathen
You restrictive bastard.
Banned for confusing JJJ with Fleshy. (OMG DRAMA)
Banned for making the same, old, overused, still hilarious running gag.
Banned for not loving it.
Banned for being named after a nazi general.
(Rommel, I don't hate the joke. I just hate you. loljk i luv u man lol no homo)
Banned for having a picture of Rouge when your name is Megamantm.
Banned for misspelling a name.
Banned for getting all riled up over one letter. GOSH.
Banned for saying GOSH
Expires in 24 hours
Banned for placing an expiration date on your ban.
Banned for having a expired ban.
Banned for having an expired brain.
Banned for sniffing his brain to make sure.
Banned for sniffing illegal substance.
Banned for snorting illegal substances.
Banned for snorting like a pig. BAD!
Banned for offending Jews and Muslims.
Banned for being atheist.
Banned for thinking I'm atheist.
Banned so another user besides us can ban one of us.
Banned for being Socialist.
Banned for ... banning other people!
Banned for being a hypocrite.
Banned for being a stereotype.
It makes society sad you know. *sniff*
Banned for accusing me of being a stereotype (wtf, how?)
Banned for questioning.
(I don't know, I had to come up with something. so don't wtf me)
Banned for expecting me to heed your petty demands.
