Name's DS and I wear glasses sometimes, and contacts other times. I will steal your stories and then tell you I'm improving them. I'm also a retarded dual screen system that sucks torrential balls.
Hehe, I'm just kidding. For anyone who gives two shits, Riley thought Slothman was me because my last name is Slothower, and I thought Slothman was me because I thought Riley was being stupid.
Nike. Just do it.