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TrueMaster

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago

I'm currently working on a project that will make even EndMaster and 3J look like a bunch of amatuers. I am Khaled Hosseini, the author of The Kite Runner and A Thousand Splendid Suns. I found this site and since I'm not currently doing a novel I decided to make a storygame here. It should be out in perhaps 4 months.

JJJ-thebanisher

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago
“Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.”

For a professional writer, your grammar is rather awkward and chunky, but nevertheless, I sincerely hope you're being honest (even if you're incapable of humility) because any storygame that could make Endmaster look like an amateur would be rather akin to an orgasm of the mind. Good luck in your endeavor, let me know if you have any questions about the editor.

P.S. This should be in Newbie Central, but feel free to post a thread more specifically about your story in the Writing Workshop.
Fleshnblood_78

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago

i find this intriguing, but only slightly. guess ill wait 4 months to be impressed or disappointed.

nate

Sunshine

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago

This guy isn't Khaled Hosseini.

A Thousand Splendid Suns and The Kite Runner are incredibly written, while like 3J said, this guy's writing is rather awkward for a professional writer.

JJJ-thebanisher

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago
Not to mention that four months is a very long time for a professional writer to take off from writing a novel in order to publish a CYOA on a website online for no money.
Fleshnblood_78

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago

where are you all reading this guys stuff at? not the real author, but the guy on here that is.

nate

JJJ-thebanisher

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago
Not. Just based on above post.
TrueMaster

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT????I AM KHALED HOUSINI!

Sunshine

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago

You spelled "Hosseini" wrong.

Thank you for verifying the fact that you are not Khaled Hosseini, although I'm pretty sure no one believed you in the first place.

EndMaster

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago

I assume he was just trying to get JJJ's or my attention.

The forum trolls don't seem to be really all that good at it though, I find I get better stuff thrown at me in various story comments. "Alpha Wolf was like a chick flick!", "Ground Zero was unrealistic!" "You got anger issues and watch Fox News!" (What the hell? I barely even watch regular TV anymore, let alone something like Fox News!)

deadly_sinner66

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago

WHAT THE SHIT I THINK IT'S AWESOME TROLLING AGAIN WHAT THE SHIT OMFGBBQ

Pretty prease, get a life Awesome.

JJJ-thebanisher

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago
Hey writer, space after the question mark. And spell your name right too.

LOL Endmaster, I thought that comment was so funny. I was waiting for your reply, haha.
Rommel

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago

Khaled Hosseni's novels are not the stuff written by a twelve-year-old internet tough guy. People who have fled their nations because of a foreign invasion tend not to be egoistic pricks. Sorry, you fail.

Rommel

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago

It's Undead Bob, back from the dark caves of the interwebs.

Long time no laugh :P

Fleshnblood_78

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago

its hard to imagine it being bob or any of his 30 other incarnations. i doubt bob would even know what the Kite Runner even is.

nate

Zero

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago

You know, I'm always skeptical about your skepticism of new members' bobknobbery, but I'm inclined to agree with you on this one.  Although, children do go to school and are forced to read things they've otherwise never dreamed of reading.  Hell, who's to say that this dick's even read them?  I know I've never read Harry Potter, but damned if I don't know what it's about.

Still, I retain an iota of doubt that this guy isn't bob.  Just look at his bobish reply below.

Awesome

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago

Dis guy iznt me!!! and who's dis bob guy?

Zero

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago

That's why no one likes you

JJJ-thebanisher

I proclaim myself CYS.com's greatest writer.

15 years ago
Changing your writing style to seem different by butchering your text only works if you had good grammar with your alterego. As it is, you've went from poor grammar to obviously fake poor grammar. Trueawesomemaster, sounds like a good username.