I am stuck in the cafeteria. I read the Bill Murry poster [grandma's oatmeal cookies in the vending machines, already went there] and went back to my table [still with the icky mess]. Help, anyone?
Isn't that one really Random?
If you get stuck, just keep clicking links like crazy. It eventually stops going around in circles...
Been doing that for more than an hour. I just quit. LOL.
Keep going to find a chair. Trust me, don't stop asking for one.
It has been quite a while since I played that one, but if I recall, jbrown19 is giving solid advice.
Not to go too off topic, but since you seem like a seasoned story game player, do you by chance know how to beat the Walmart game?
Go read the walkthrough at the beginning :P