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Hai im new here halp me
 

Hey, m8.

Use proper spelling and act more professional. Try not to get banned for doing or acting inappropriately.

I am sorry deer, i was just saying hello. Is that inappropriate?

It's fine. But people will have negative thoughts on you. And capitalize the word "i" whenever you refer to yourself.

What kind of negative thoughts? i'm sorry, english is not i first language.

Some people might think you're immature or something. And hey, English isn't my first language too.

Yes

They're just saying try to work on your grammar and spelling.

Um, what do you need help on? Spelling?

Yes please help.

Click this link to read articles from Help & Info section.

Yes

Some of those articles might help you. If you don't understand some words, you can use Google Translate.

Is it free?

... Lolwut?

Dast it cost someting?

Sorry Raven :P

No, it's perfectly free.

https://translate.google.co.uk/

Wow where did you get your profile picture?

I'm pretty sure this is a troll.

Seconded

I'm insulted by the lack of effort here.

The abundance of no effort?

"Hai im new here halp me"?

*checks profile*:

Member Since

9/17/2012

So ... wanna explain to the community why you publicly told one of the most obvious and easily disprovable lies possible?

I know right? And aside from that, he's been a member since he was eight????

AMAZING.

(or a member since he was 12 who's over here wasting this time I'm supposed to be using writing at 16, for some reason)

Yeah, he's prolly a troll. I was responding just to be sure... and some fun.

Indeed!

I'm assuming this guy is trying to parody trolls, but I think if you're going to do that, you really have to go all out. Have a furry as your side bar, declare your unconditional love of Warrior Cats and jump back and forth between shouting R-rated insults at people one minute and begging forgiveness the next... Like, "fuk u u r stoopid barstared nd u shood shuv u hed up asss nd kil u self FUK U!!! ... Plz dont ban me i am relly nice persan an mad a misstake!"

We need a troll who's super normal, really nice, except is secretly super racist, or homophobic. That'd be more interesting then the shitty bad spelling.

Well, we had Drakoblare, but he was only secretive about it for the first month or so. Once he felt comfortable with us and realized that the mods wouldn't slap him on the wrist for tossing out the odd racial slur, (yet) he turned into his true, flambouyant /pol/dancer self. Then he started blaming Gamergate on the Illuminati, advocated for the violent death of all fandoms, called Morgan a hypocrite for being a nonbinary lesbian who was also against pedophilia and beastiality, asked if anyone could read Tarots, and shortly therafter (I think) blamed gypsies for cursing his house with frogs. Oh, and then there's that whole thing about being angry at all Muslims for the trouble in Europe, hypothesizing that Pogroms would start up again, and the usual noise, which he got strangely quiet about whenever refugees actually started showing up in Greece. (Which is where he lives, supposedly.)

Life of the party, he was.

I dont understand

And the spelling and grammar needs to be worse too. "i dun undarstan" would've been better ^_^

Indeed *imitating Christopher Judge*

Wow did you drew that?

I'm dying of laughter here thanks to that^...

Hey andrew