I thought we were the
"mostly" good guys.
Hey, aside from being completely undesirable, Miya's better off with Udo than Roka or
Daedalus Jie Hu :P
Just ignoring the whole undesirable part. XD
You don't even care to mention cool out of all the possible options that I would reject?
I can't imagine why XD
Just thought I'd mention him. And try to turn the conversion torwards him so I can slip into the background.
Hey, he's the ninja! ;)
Come on Fireplay. It'll make a better story for Tarquin's sake! :D
Nah, I have the 2nd best Larency/Stealth combo. lol I'll be able to sneak to the backdoor and pick the lock before anybody notices. ^.^ Besides Cool of course but he will be occupied at the time.
Just wait till Udo gets his Forest Ward Powers hehe... He'll be sneaking up on Miya with a pet moose in no time! XD
"Hey Miya, Wana Ride a Moose?"
"Better to kill and eat it then to gain it's magic." :)
I just thought of Miya trying to get some 'alone time' with Rai XD
Miya: "So Rai, tell me about yourself."
Rai: " ... "
xD He's quite the conversationalist I must say.
So, Miya is probably the better one to sneak into Udo's room.
Yone could probably supply you with anything you needed....
God, I feel bad just joking about that :P
If I do end up sneaking into his tent it will be to slice his throat... :D
The least you could do is loot the body (and give him a happy ending)...
There is no safety word, there never was a safety word and there will be no safety word. lol
It'll just... Happen one night. After a glorious, sweaty battle... XD
Hey, dont practice unsafe BDSM. Morgan has already talked about this.
So does this make Miya the 'Re-Bound Chick' after Yuki shot him down so hard? XD
You're making his moose cry. You know that don't you? What did that poor magical moose ever do to Miya?
Miya, if you don't sleep with Udo, King Kong will occur in Mythic Nippon.
Only you can stop that.
I'm fine with that. It let's me get my vengeance so it's all good for me. ^.^
I'm saddened on Udo's expense. He'll have to be satisfied with a service woman Roka provides. :P
The god of fashionable hair always speaks the truth during sexual discussions.
I've kinda been more amused than serious about anything here :P (Although... It would be hilarious XD)
We need to get a Wu-Jen up in this bitch! (Umm... I mean... not for mind control purposes, of course not. It's totally to help you all out.)
They sought to turn Killa into a Fox-girl fan service but that failed so now they are trying to get the emotionaly ruined/scarred girl. :)
This is going to be a fun venture to put in a random foreign girl...
Y'know, this is kind of unrelated, but when BerkaZerka said "Hey, Miya, wanna ride a moose?... It's Magical." I imagined Steve Carrell just yelling that... Something is wrong with me...
Well, I certainly can't argue with that. Especially when Roka brought out the steak sauce...
Oh god, I just realized this. With Forest Ward, Udo has instant access to outdoors grappling via Vines, tree-branches, and roots.
That just seems horrible, considering Udo's needs. D:
Wow, Udo would make a good villain if I ever make him go down that route :P
Speaking of Miya's skills, you do know that you have 4 XP left, right?
Yes but I'm thinking of saving it for later since I can't think of anything to use it on.
Take the Foreplay Edge! ;)
What? Too far? ... Yeah... *hangs head in shame...
He's a penguin. It's normal for him to be so strange.
Maybe you'll want uncanny shot, just for headshot abilities?
Sure, why not. BZ would that be fine?
Sure... Just make a post on BHB to remind me. :)
Oooooh, I just realized now that this wasn't a very innapropriate play on words. Excuse me.
(I better not...)
lol I wasn't sure what aman was trying to say for a minute there either.
Udo could take a shower before hand...
My threats still stand. lol
You know, you all some thread-jacking bastards LOL! XD
It's all Aman and Tan's faults. Blasted Jews. xD
Thank goodness Tans wasn't around for the Mustache/Penquine wars then haha!
I don't need to look at the comic to know which one that is. XD
Wow, that one keeps popping up in reference to Udo's love-trials XD
Stop giving them ideas Drak!
I am just going to assume you all know each other IRL and this has to do with a game you guys are playing.
Ha ha, no, it's a play by play game BerkaZerka's been running. XD
*play by post
Yeah, can't wait until the intermission ends :D
Tan and Aman know each other but I only know them by CYS.
Really? that seems pretty cool. I probably couldn't jump in in the middle could I?
Extremely select group of players, and you would have to wait for
daedalus someone to die. On the bright side, you would be first in line!
Yeah, you'd have to PM BZ with interest, and wait until a char dies (which has happened twice now, so you can almost count on it :P).
I think Kwism expressed interest. Maybe? But he's not logged on as much anymore, so probably not.
Okay cool, I will certainly express my interest to Berka and hope one of you players dies. That's definitely something I would be into.
I am sorry, but there can only be (insert number of allowed players here)!
I'll make sure someone dies if they try anything Atomic. :D
I can only imagine the awkwardness of a scene on those lines :P
I... It's uh, it.
Yup, it's it.
My first D&D experience was as a hobbit named Davvet Diggerson. It didn’t go very well, so I’ll just skip that one…
My favorite experience was a survival-exploration type game, labeled by the GM as an “experimental project”, where I played as a big, burly Penguinite Berserker named Doodle. Doodle wasn’t dumb, but he didn’t have enough intelligence to know a language other than his native Penguinite. The GM made an exception, and said I couldn’t speak Merchant’s tongue (or whatever Common is called in D&D) very well. So I had a lot of fun misreading and mishearing everything whilst speaking with a very thick Scottish accent. But that’s beside the point… My greatest D&D experience took place here.
It was a day unlike any other, 4 adventurers had spontaneously happened upon the wilderness. There were two Penguinites, (one of my gradeschool friends and I,) Doodle and a battlemage named Yllero (Ill-ay-row) had met first, for some reason, deciding to speak common, despite their knowledge of the Penguinite language.
Doodle had barely managed to say “Ull-oo thar, ‘Lero!” before a certain bear paladin, (another school friend) named Martin approached. He growled in approval something in Common that Doodle wasn’t listening to.
The next one that came forth was an Elven ninja rogue named Mirotashi, a DMPC. He introduced himself politely.
Doodle, feeling hungry, (due to the whole survival mechanic) began shaking a medium-sized tree for fruit. he found none of this, but his 20 strength had uprooted the damn thing, which alarmed and angered the nymph within. The group, after seeing the damage caused by the nymph’s claws, steered clear, and left Doodle to what would’ve been his death if my friend’s second PC, Hans the Bard, had not spontaneously shown up, (I assume he was hiding in a bush) and played a song that allowed Doodle to dual battle-axe the nymph to death. We ate the nymph for breakfast that day. It was truly the breakfast of champions.
We spent the rest of the day building a kick-ass tree house and protecting it from Ochre Slimes.
I'll just skip ahead a few days, if you don't mind. it's not important to the glorious hunt that followed...
Doodle, Hans and the Bear went out to find food while the other two stayed behind to build a fire and protect the treehouse. (and a good thing too, because they were attacked by an orc hunting party.) We were given a buff during the search because Hans was playing (and singing IRL...) the Flash Gordon theme song on our way. This caused us to find a herd of deer, which, because none of us had ranged weapons, we had to make rdiculous stealth rolls for, but of course Doodle had to step on a tree branch, and the bard, (because he had the highest dexterity) had to chase one of the bastards down and bonk it to death with his ukelele of steel. Unfortunately, the doe he was hitting turned out to be a buck’s mate, and he was only able to deal 5 damage before being rammed rather badly by the angry husband. This allowed the doe to get up and try to run, but the bear paladin, with all the rage of his god, had leapt up and bit the shit out of her leg, which caused the buck to turn around and attack him, which allowed the bard to bonk the buck for a whopping 6 damage.
Meanwhile, Doodle was shaking a tree for some delicious fruit. finding none, he summoned up all 20 of his strength points and rammed into the tree, causing it to fall down on the buck, killing it, and leaving it with a total of -2 hitpoints. The bard was able to dexterously dodge the tree, and the combined strength of Martin and Doodle allowed them to lift the tree off the bard, but just as the bard was about to heal any wounds the bear sustained whilst mercy-killing the doe with a celebratory song, goblins showed up and started attacking us, so as opposed to celebrating, we massacred an inferior race as Hans belted out Don’t stop Believin’
“Just a small town girl, livin’ in a LONE-LY WO-ORLD! Took the midnight train to AAA-NEE-WHEEEEERRE!”
Of course, the dead deer attracted wolves, which the berserker jump-kicked in order to keep them from interrupting the bard.
“Strang-ers, WAY-TING! Up an’ down the BULL-LEV-VA-ARD! Their Sha-dows, SEARCH-ING in the ni-iiight.”
two goblins jumped up onto Doodle’s back as he kicked and slashed at the wolves, the bear keeping the majority of them at bay.
“Stree-eet lights, peo-ple….” The bard forgot the rest of the word in the excitement, so he skipped the rest and played the ukelele like a badass. I’m pretty sure there were pyrotechnics and everything as the sky darkened, a spotlight shone on him, tears probably formed in the eyes of the goblins as the most legendary performance of this song took place, and as our heavily immersed Hans almost yelled IRL…
“DO-ON’T STOP, BELEE-EE-VIN’! OOOoooOOOOOOHHH!”
Of course, this was all it took to kill the goblins and wolves, and we were able to head home with our two dead deer. It was a feast for the ages, and a tale that Journey fans will tell their grandchildren for generations to come.
Run a seven-man party full of bards and one class of anyone's choosing. ;)
Bards may not multiclass.
Or run a team of super-soldier idiots and one super-smart useless dude?
Or just run a team of completely normal folk who are somehow dragged into all these adventures?
Make it a reverse harem.
And all the men have inferiority complexes.
Make everyone seemingly androgynous, and then when the shipping fanfics come around, all the authors will have to guess who has what parts, and massive flame wars will take place over who is what, and then ku will be a Webster-recognized pronoun.