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Do you hear the modders ban?
Banning a raper of the cats
It is the will of a people
Who hate the spamming brat

When the tapping of the keys
Purges the garbage of the site
There is a certainty of what,
Is just and right!

Will you join in our crusade,
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the spamming shit
Is there a site you long to see?

Then join in the fight
That will give you right for tyranny!

Do you hear the modders ban?
Banning the kitten rapist
It is the will of a people
Who are goddamn fucking pissed

When the tapping of the keys
Cleanses the forums of the site
There is a certainty of what,
Is just and right!

Will you submit and comply
So our jackboot may proceed?
Some will join and some will not
But it is better to come willingly
The blood of the rebels
Will water the site for all to see!

Do you hear the modders ban?
Banning a lover of cat dick
It is the will of a people
Who hate the trolling shit

When the tapping of the keys
Purges the garbage of the site
There is a certainty of what,
Is just and right!

Be brave my friends. Be brave.

*Salute*

I actually feel quite miserable for getting that reference. 

Aint nobody got time for this ryder shit

That was pretty good :D Do you think you could adapt the rest of Les Miserables to give the full history of the site from 200? to now? I'll think you're really cool if that's any motivation :P

It was many and many a year ago, 
   In a kingdom by the sea, 
That a maiden there lived whom you may know 
   By the name of ANNABEL LEE;-- 
And this maiden she lived with no other thought 
   Than to love and be loved by me. 
She was a child and I was a child, 
   In this kingdom by the sea, 
But we loved with a love that was more than love-- 
   I and my Annabel Lee-- 
With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven 
   Coveted her and me. 

And this was the reason that, long ago, 
   In this kingdom by the sea, 
A wind blew out of a cloud by night 
   Chilling my Annabel Lee; 
So that her high-born kinsman came 
   And bore her away from me, 
To shut her up in a sepulchre 
   In this kingdom by the sea. 

The angels, not half so happy in Heaven, 
   Went envying her and me:-- 
Yes! that was the reason (as all men know, 
   In this kingdom by the sea) 
That the wind came out of a cloud, chilling 
   And killing my Annabel Lee. 

But our love it was stronger by far than the love 
   Of those who were older than we-- 
   Of many far wiser than we- 
And neither the angels in Heaven above, 
   Nor the demons down under the sea, 
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul 
   Of the beautiful Annabel Lee:-- 

For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams 
   Of the beautiful Annabel Lee; 
And the stars never rise but I see the bright eyes 
   Of the beautiful Annabel Lee; 
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side 
Of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride, 
   In her sepulchre there by the sea-- 
   In her tomb by the side of the sea. 

10 points if you can tell me what this is written in; no googling. 5 minutes. Poetry inferior to prose. 

Iambic pentameter?

I always forget what Poe's rhyming scheme is called. Is it iambic hexameter in this case? Bonus points for knowing the poem is called Annabel Lee? :P

*Salute*

Thanks you tyrannical tyrant, for inspiring me with your tyranny!

*salute* Yeah, tyranny!

The tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fedG5o-PRFI

I dunno, I imagine someone doing this in the background: https://youtu.be/sHgRLIbi9aQ

Now that we have an anthem, we must strike! Raise our flags! Wipe out our enemies! PURGE THE ENTIRE CAT SPECIES! Now is our time! Brothers! Sisters! Eldritch Abominations with a penchant for storygames! TODAY WE STRIKE!

Now that seems a little extreme...

Yay, tyranny! ^_^

I don't know, but it's been said
Ryder gives ca-ats head.

I don't know, but I've been told
Ryder's dick is growing mold.

He-ey tro-lls
Dumb-ass trolls
Don't get banned and follow me,
I'm in the CYOF Navy!

He-ey spam-ers
Lowl-ly spam-ers
Mash your keyboards and follow me,
I'm in the CYOF Navy!

He-ey WC
Cat-loving WC
Grab your shitty books and follow me,
I'm in the CYOF Navy!

The song was not finished because the writer was banned.

That was friggin hilarious.