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First thing I'd like to say is that this thread is not about the superbowl. That shit sucks. I don't care about the superbowl. Goddammit, I don't even care about Sportsball itself! What I wanna know is where I can get all the wackass paraphernalia. I wanna know where I can get mascot parts, cheese hammers, beer fists, and all the other ridiculous, awesome shit and fake weapons that fans bring to the stadiums! I want to know where the Raiders Fans get their Mad Max armor, and also where I can get a pimp hat!

Why don't you just look online for merchandise?

I did, it was all T-shirts, blankets, and Christmas ornaments. Of course, they sold foam fingers, but who hasn't seen that shit before? I'm looking for the kind of thing that people who don't give a fuck about football would actually want that you can't get from any other kind of thing.

Google.