M'aiq has had a very... controversial run as a prophet. A lot of what he says is considered apocryphal unless it's re-affirmed by scholars and other scriptures. Kinda like Ford that way.
Deviantart is for porn!
Deviantart is for porn!
Might not've been why it was born,
But now it's all just porn!
We now have this new technology,
FOR PORN!
Which gives us untold opportunity,
FOR PORN!
Right from your desktop,
FOR PORN!
You can draw and look and shop,
Until you've seen too much and you have to stop...
Deviantart is for porn!
Deviantart is for porn!
Called "deviant" since it was born,
'Cuz GROSS! FETISH! PORN!
"Sentinel, you're a fucking pervert! Normal people don't go to deviantart to look for porn!"
"Shut up, weirdly convenient invisible sock puppet character that totally isn't just me putting a hand over my mouth and doing a bad impression of Eric Idle! 80% of its user base isn't normal!"
Deviantart is for porn! (Srry m8!)
Deviantart is for porn! (They masturb8!)
Doesn't take a mage,
Scroll down the front page,
For scary fucking PORN!
"But Sentinel, your IRL friend Taylor does clean, regular comissions!"
"Yeah."
"And Madhattersdaughter puts comics and stuff up there!"
"Uh-huh."
"And all Taco cat does is draw innocent, normal person drawings!"
"Disembodied voice, click the search bar. Type in a word that's not sexy."
"Uh... okay. How about 'cow'?"
"Alright! Now what's like, maybe the sixteenth/seventeenth image down?"
http://enjinight.deviantart.com/art/Cow-Mikuru-289432836
?http://www.deviantart.com/art/Cow-Girl-80853284
"... You bastard..."
"Shut up, sockpuppet! Just be glad I didn't tell you to look up Naruto or Undertale!"
Deviantart is for porn!
Deviantart is for porn!
Not quite for me,
but it's the place to be,
For softcore porn!
Deviantart is for porn!
Deviantart is for porn!
If you're into the bizarre,
Grab yer under-parts,
Cuz it's PORN, PORN, PORN!