I was looking for the thread where Berka went on a rant about how there was no such thing as time, and found the thread about dis game instead.
It's pretty fun, and I figured I'd make another thread about it to drive my cringey drawings into obscurity.
PROTIP: Stay inside whenever you can. All the random events that seriously devastate your supplies and kill your villagers happen only when you're in the village/forest puppy-guarding the trapping and gathering buttons. All the things that give you teeth and scales before the Dusty Path and have comparatively minor repercussions (Unless you gamble on a wagon-bastard and lose it all.) happen if you stay in your room. Also, that's the only time the Kung Fu Master arrives. Wait for him and get all the perks, because there's really no reason not to once you stockpile loads of resources.
PROTIP 2: Don't ever let the fire go out. It's just plain indecent... And also, I feel like something horrible would happen if I ever did let it go out.