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I'd like to hear your stories on stupid shit that's happened on your school/institute/college. For example, there's a guy in my school that stuck his phone on his shoe flash side up. He went around shouting "shoe lantern" or something, but in reality he was filming under the skirts of the girls in my class. He got caught 'cause a girl heard him telling another guy about his "brilliant idea".

Some guy called me a faggot gnome. I've always wondered what he meant by that. 

Obviously he meant you resembled one of the fae folk that was of the homosexual persuasion in looks as well as mannerisms.

One year in middle school, one of the 6th graders was pregnant. I think it was with one of the 8th graders, too, which made it sooper-spoopy..

Wow, a 6th grader. That is fucked up.

Where the fuck are their parents?

At the abortion clinic.

Should have went there in the first place.

I think it's better to wait for the 144th month to get one.

Sorry to hear you're suicidal. 

Even though I'm not 12, good burn.

I got suspended for eating fried chicken in my stats class. They brought me into the office and called my mom. She laughed for a solid 4 minutes.

I remembered a better story. In Grade Six, we were eating lunch in our classroom, as was the norm. A teacher walks in, and a student who was standing looks at him super guiltily (you weren't allowed to stand). So the dude panics or something and decides to be funny so he can endear himself to the teacher, and throws his right arm up in a Sieg Heil. He then got in huge shit. 

He did nazi that comming.

Oh there was a guy in high school that was sitting at lunch one time and started asking questions of dreams.

“You ever have a dream where you’re on an island with a bunch beautiful women and then when you’re kissing them, they all turn into men?”

Obviously that line of questioning got a lot of strange looks and mocking responses at which point he swore up and down that he didn’t have that dream, but he was just asking if the rest of us ever had. Lol.

Nobody's said it yet, so:

My gaydar is tingling, and it's pointing to a certains guy in a high school table talking about dreams!

Also, what is the difference between high and middle school. We only have primary and secondary in Peru.

Typically it's:

Elementary school: K-5.
Middle school: 6-8
High school: 9-12.

Though there are some schools that do K-8.

When I was in middle school, I remember a couple 8th graders having sex in the back seat of the bus. I didn't know what they were doing at the time, so I just watched them...wondering what they were doing.

I had to take anger management in elementary school because I slammed this kid's head against the wall (I forgot what he did to deserve it). I did a lot of dumb shit back then (like throwing a chair at a teacher because I lost a game I didn't want to play). Anyway, my counselor told me that before I hit anyone, I should calm down and count to ten. Unfortunately for her, I did exactly what she asked. So after I calmed myself down, I punched the kid that had me pissed off in the first place. What did I learn from anger management? That you don't have to be angry at someone in order to want to smash their head in. I always found that funny.