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Is there any way to save the boy?

Yes. If you don't become a carrier of the zombie virus, he won't die.

^In other words, use backspace whenever you sustain an injury / drink dirty water / somehow get yourself covered in zed filth.

shhhh, your not supposed to reveal the holy 'BB' to strangers Swift. :p

Well, kinda late now, huh?

I got to the part at the school, and pretty much got all the endings for that. Is there any other good endings? 

I think there are a few loner ones but I never found them. My original ending was with the forest fort that contained the teenagers, my kids, a couple of other people, my wife and myself.

I suggest walking out of the parking garage, before giving it a look over. It adds a lot more depth to the game that many people miss, because they are too cautious haha!

To name a few - killing a Banshee in Fox Park (maybe), Hotwiring an SUV, Mowing down Zombies in it, Finding Jacob in the Elevator, eating a cat at the Boat House, doubling your score on every page that doesn't kill Jacob, and more!

Also, I wonder if anyone ever bothers to cross the river to the Cemetery, so they can go for a hearse ride...

I still cannot find my Speedo zed, if that isn't too much to ask for.

I liked the part where I tried to run over Simplesabley and she jumped out of the way and swore at me as I drove off.

I tried to invite her in to rape her later (know this Sabley, I feel every bit as guilty as Ivan the Terrible when he killed his son), but apparently...

...well, Berka?

Wait, seriously? I'm surprised Berka even wrote that in as an option. (I imagine it results in death though)

No, he didn't add it in.

That's why I was asking Berka why didn't he.  Would've been real nice to flip the bird at dharma and do horrendous things.

Well, I mean, the main character didn't seem all too "rapey" so that's probably why the option wasn't there.

Aw...

It'd be hilarious if the amnesia lasted until you reunited with your family.  Then you could have no excuse to be unreasonably dangerous XD

On another note, is there any way to rescue Mr. McflurryKicks and Mr. Icelandiclifter before everything gets blown to bits?

Wouldn't it be sort of creepy to write in the rape of one of the site members?

Plus it doesn't really fit with the rest of the story. You're supposed to be trying to get to your wife, who you presumably love. I don't see you suddenly going on a roaring rape rampage.

Good point...

...well, failing that, how many people can a play not save / kill?

I can't remember.

I do remember I somehow killed more people than I should have been able to in the final stats. I told Berka about it possibly being a bug, but he said he couldn't figure out how I managed to do it.

Then again, you ARE EndMaster.

“I’m sorry honey,” you apologies quickly.

^One typo I found when you drive to the tree line on a golf cart with your wife, and she gets a hysteria attack.

There are a lot of typos for a normal story. Think I found 8 in the first couple of pages.

Of course, this game isn't normal, what with it being so farking huge.

I spelled Zombie 'Horde' : H.o.a.r.d. for the first 200 hundred pages or so, before I realized I was using the wrong word haha! I went through and tried to fix them all though. But given that the whole thing is over 500,000 words, I think the typo ratio is an acceptably small percentage.

And 'Speedo Zombie' latches onto the car and is dragged all the way home - when you try to drive through the Cannibal Gaunt Zombie crowd outside your own neighborhood.

XD 

Ctrl + F + "Hoard" helps.  XD

Every choice eventually leads you to the school, doesn't it?

For the most part, yes - though you can end up staying with the Police or even the Caretaker and his family in the Cemetery until the end of the Zombie outbreak in some cases.

How do you get to meet the police? I never got to meet them when I played through it, multiple times, and what family in the cemetery? How do you get to the cemetery? 

Police/Hospital are when you go North from the Parking Garage over the Subway Station instead of South.

The Cemetery is reached by rowboat from the Boat Club - rowing straight across the river instead of farther up to the Train Bridge.

Is there any way to save that girl who got bitten? 

I'm pretty sure they're isn't, but only Berka would know.

They're? ;P

I was going to type "No, they're going to die either way."

No.  At best, you can attempt to run her over or leave her behind when she turns.

As for whether Aman gets to burn her at the stake for being a zombie-witch or not is left unsaid.

Where will the suspicious link embedded in your text lead me to? 

Hardcore porn.

All your yaoi desires rolled into one profile pict.

Eww...

Before, it was the actual pict of the user, some Caucasian female, but eh, what do I know?

Actually, I do know.  Scratch that...

Eh, what do I care?

I was joking. I didn't even see the pic.

It was originally this picture though. 

I love how I was able to derail a thread without even being present. hehe

Sorry was just catching up on some forum stuff and saw this, made my day. Guess I won't cast that mustache disintegrating spell on Aman.... today...

Oh. You were that girl I failed to run over? Shame on you!