I decided to change the story entirely, the basic plot changing from me just wanting to go on an adventure, to me getting sent back in time by an evil known simply as 'The Beast' and I must recover five items if I want to get back home. There won't be any secret endings, but there'll be difficulty modes and it'll have ten endings. Here's the list of difficulty modes:
Wussy mode: 5 Hints, weapons do max damage, The Beast has 100 health.
Normal mode: 3 Hints, weapons do normal damage, The Beast has 200 health.
Hero mode: 1 Hint, weapons do low damage, The Beast has 300 health.
You Won't Survive Mode: No hints, weapons do even lower damage (The first weapon obtained doesn't even do damage), and The Beast has 500 health (400 seems too easy). This mode is gotten through beating The Beast on hero mode.
Here's the list of endings (Ranked from worst to best):
1. Loser Ending (Very easy to get. How to get: Stay in the Stone Age)
2. Mediocre Ending (Relatively easy to get. How to get: Stay in the Medieval Times)
3. Meh Ending (A slight bump in the difficulty. How To Get: Stay in Colonial America)
4. Average Ending (Very average difficulty. How to get: Stay in the 1860's)
5. Okay Ending (About 1/4 harder to get than the average ending. How to get: Stay in the 1940's)
6. Good Ending (About 1/2 harder to get than the okay ending. How to get: Get back home but don't beat The Beast)
7. Great Ending (Pretty difficult to get. How to get: Get back home and beat The Beast on Wussy mode)
8. Super Ending (Insanely difficult to get. How to get: Get back home and beat the beast on Normal mode)
9. Über Ending (On the borderline of impossible to get. Only the most heroic of readers can get this. How to get: Get back home and beat The Beast on Hero mode)
10. Godlike Ending (This ending is truly impossible to get. How to get: Get back home and beat The Beast on the secret You Won't Survive mode)