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1/13/2015 6:34 PM

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Hi there, you can call me Dick or Chris. I'm 13, I live in Arizona, and I worship EndMaster. Oh, and I have a deep hatred of TacocaT because she shot my dick off in an RP. If you need any help, you can PM me, and I promise I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

So, what's in the storygame workshop, Uncle Chris? (Bold means published):

Life Still Sucks: The sequel to my third game, Life Sucks. This game is very offensive, as it has a lot of cussing, a lot of sex talk, and a lot of violence, and would most likely get a rating worse than an R rating for how brutal it is. This game will be released with a couple of chapters playable, and will be updated every few weeks.
Co-author(s): Malkalack
Expected release date: Unknown

A Chriswork Orange: The sequel to The Chris Parable. Like Life Still Sucks, has a lot of cussing and violence, but no sex talk.
Co-author(s): None
Expected release date: Early-Mid January


Recent Posts

A pantless rant thread from me on 1/3/2015 6:25:27 AM

Hm... I remember one time I got a new computer, and when I installed Fallout 3, I apparently forgot to sync my save files with Steam Cloud, and all of that 32 MOTHERFUCKING HOURS OF WORK... WAS JUST FUCKING GONE! Seriously, I played that game so fucking much there wasn't a stone unturned on the map! And it was all just... Gone! So I had to do all that shit over again, just because Steam Cloud wouldn't work.


Mass Effect 2 on 1/2/2015 10:06:42 PM

You're 4 years late.

Reviews on 1/2/2015 5:09:42 PM

I remember saying Danoas was the IGN of CYS... Ah, good times.

Anyway, like last time, I think this is a good idea.

A New Story! on 1/2/2015 1:19:42 PM

Oh, you meant the on-page variable shit... I thought you meant you didn't get the concepts... Still, stoners seem to be more stupid than I want the characters to be. But the on-page shit is easy to understand, just read this article.

help on 1/2/2015 1:04:16 PM

I know a lot about this stuff, and I'm a co-author of the story, so you should basically be set.

A New Story! on 1/2/2015 12:54:41 PM

XD Anyway, I'm gonna drop the stoner shit so you get it more, and it'll change to say they're alcoholics.

A New Story! on 1/2/2015 12:50:36 PM

If you don't want to co-author it because of that stuff, you don't have to. And it's more using variables rather than using scripting.

A New Story! on 1/2/2015 12:29:23 PM

Yeah, another abandoned story, but I swear to God this will be the last one I abandon.

Test Run: The Character Creator in My Storygame on 1/2/2015 12:24:51 PM

Wow, this is way better than the first version, and I think it's great that you let us play the story (I'm not sure if it's just a bit, or the whole thing, because I just closed it out after the character maker was done). Anyway, I'm looking forward to the full thing!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! on 1/2/2015 12:11:30 PM