I'm making a game about a shoe. Unlike other projects, I actually give a shit about this one because I plan for it to be my best work yet.
Interesting.
Can I make a cameo? Since I'm a shoe and all.
No cameos. You are just a shoe on an adventure because fuck logic.
Can you fight a capybara-stompie as the villain?
Yes. I have the story now:
You are a man's shoe, and the man's son wants to wear you, much to the disapproval of the capybara stompie, and now he's trying to kill you and earn back the love of the boy.
This will be legendary.
Jesus, that's beautiful.
But it would be a masterpiece if I was the comic relief or something.
Just saying.
It's really a more humorous story though.
... Need a co-author? I can probably be of more use on a basic story...
Yep, I could. It'll be more family-friendly though. So... Yeah.
I can be family-friendly.
I hope you can... Well, you're co-authored. I'll write the first page, you clean up any mistakes you find, and so on and so forth.
NO.
I MUST MAKE A CAMEO. YOUR STORY WILL REEK DOG SHIT WITHOUT ME.
But, I suppose it IS your choice. :)
Fine, fine. You'll be some dog shit outside the shoe's sister.
I... Holy shit I didn't think about that.
Make it slip-on then.
Well I already typed on the first page:
'Raising your laces into the air, you yawn.'
So I suppose the shoe is untied.
Well, is it going to be tied by the said boy who owns it?
You won't be worn 'till the end, so it doesn't really matter.
