Lovely imagery bucky. XD
These histories are all very excellent, but can someone let me know what's going on? Why are we having this glorious extravaganza? All I've heard is Will cryptically implying things and it's driven me up the goddamn wall!
Holy shit. This is fantastic.
Most of us can't crank out a story like this on our best day, yet this is what Bucky makes when he's got exhaustion-induced writer's block.
Well in this world, sunsets happen in the morning. No one can prove otherwise. It's a fantasy world, the answer is always 'magic'.
"Sir Richard's boot collided with O'Rock's testicles. The old knight felt them squish through the leather, but they did not rupture, which caused him some mild disappointment."
Now, I may be wrong, but being versed in the works of Shakespeare, Hemingway, Dickens, Twain, Poe, Joyce and Wilde, I think I can say that not only is that line is the greatest that has ever been written down, it is the greatest that could be written down. Any writers from this point on are playing for second best.
I laughed at the 'coin purse' line because I thought it was a polite euphemism but then no, it was just a coin purse.
I agree though it could use some more incest, perhaps O'Rock is caught exchanging hand jobs with his mother and siblings in his tent. (Or maybe he's just masturbating while wearing his mother's clothes and calling out his own name, if you think that would be a little more tasteful.)