How to Make Carrot Soup Without Carrots

So you have a problem: making carrot soup without carrots!

Thankfully, for you, this is a quick, concise guide on how to do exactly that!

Firstly ---

Is that the white rabbit! There he is! Catch him!

Wait! That is not the White Rabbit at all! It is Sherbet!?

Sherbet! What are you doing dressing up like a white rabbit?

"I dunno, I just felt like it."

Well, did you see where he went?

"I think he went to complain about the fact I am dressing up like him. So sensitive! Also, he said your third number is zero? I'm not sure what that means."