Lurkinator, The Reader
11/7/2019 3:22 PM
7 wins / 8 losses
Don’t mind my picture, it has a mind of its own.
This is for a history project. I didn’t have as much time on it as I would have liked. I don’t usually write non-fiction stories so hopefully it isn’t more shit than my other shit stories.
Recent PostsContest SHAME 14: SHAME Of The Ancients on 11/7/2019 12:57:38 PM
Right now I couldn’t give less of a fuck about CYS, but when I inevitably get bored of what I’m doing rn I will attempt to get out of this pit.
Joker Movie on 10/21/2019 12:45:50 PM
Children of God ———> COG
Contest:Battle in the Ruins of a Dead Civilization on 10/3/2019 3:24:03 PM
Contest:Battle in the Ruins of a Dead Civilization on 10/2/2019 2:16:26 PM
Goddamn it, now I feel motivated to slack on homework and work on the story. I can’t decided whether it’s more humiliating for my dad to beat me or to call Jason daddy. Fuck.
Black, Female or Gay? on 9/30/2019 2:29:38 PM
Eh Better me then the altar boys anyway.
Black, Female or Gay? on 9/30/2019 12:09:55 PM
VSCO Aryan Male —> Toast White Quadrosexual Xenophilac Demiqueer. In all seriousness Straight White Male —> Straight White Female. Don’t really have a reason, just think it would be interesting. I’m ok with what it entails cus I get paid 50$ an hour in hush money by my local priests anyways!
Contest:Battle in the Ruins of a Dead Civilization on 9/28/2019 8:25:06 PM
I'm up to my neck in homework so I am probably going to pull out of the contest. If I magically get more time, I will try to work on my story, but no promises.
Truly Random Storygame Reading on 9/26/2019 1:54:42 PM
Wait, didn’t we have another guy named bigboy? The guy who made that story shares the same moniker as our current dyslexic child. Is this a species I’m unaware of, or a family of people all named big boy? Logically, that means the first bigboy went to a NAMBLA convention with Serpent’s friend and never came back. Now the second one was upon us to wreak havoc, but instead he was got ran over by a Prius. Pathetic.
Truly Random Storygame Reading on 9/26/2019 1:33:39 PM
I know you can just click random to find a random story, however I decided to take it one step further by editing the story id in the link of the story viewer tab. I have no clue what I’m reading and I love it. Most of the time it will just bring you to an error page, or somebodies unpublished game, but once in awhile you find a good story that you like. And the cool thing is you can only read it once, if you lose the story id, it will be hard/impossible to find again. I guess I’m saying this because I was wondering if anybody else did this and if so what was the coolest story you found. I found old testing games from when the site was first being made. http://chooseyourstory.com/story/viewer/default.aspx?StoryId=4 That’s the first story created on CYS that hasn’t been deleted. It’s garbage, 0 character development, no plot, no gender choices!1!!!, and overall is just an overripe fetus begging to crucified, ..... 6/8.
Omnipotent and Excellent Overlords on 9/19/2019 5:20:38 PM
Can the moderators change forum posts or is that exclusively admins?