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7 wins / 8 losses

Sage

The Second Battle of Bull Run

This is for a history project. I didn’t have as much time on it as I would have liked. I don’t usually write non-fiction stories so hopefully it isn’t more shit than my other shit stories.

¿Have fun?

Right now I couldn’t give less of a fuck about CYS, but when I inevitably get bored of what I’m doing rn I will attempt to get out of this pit.

Children of God ———> COG

Lol Nice

Goddamn it, now I feel motivated to slack on homework and work on the story. I can’t decided whether it’s more humiliating for my dad to beat me or to call Jason daddy. Fuck.

Eh Better me then the altar boys anyway.

VSCO Aryan Male —> Toast White Quadrosexual Xenophilac Demiqueer. In all seriousness Straight White Male —> Straight White Female. Don’t really have a reason, just think it would be interesting. I’m ok with what it entails cus I get paid 50$ an hour in hush money by my local priests anyways!

I'm up to my neck in homework so I am probably going to pull out of the contest. If I magically get more time, I will try to work on my story, but no promises.

Wait, didn’t we have another guy named bigboy? The guy who made that story shares the same moniker as our current dyslexic child. Is this a species I’m unaware of, or a family of people all named big boy? Logically, that means the first bigboy went to a NAMBLA convention with Serpent’s friend and never came back. Now the second one was upon us to wreak havoc, but instead he was got ran over by a Prius. Pathetic.

I know you can just click random to find a random story, however I decided to take it one step further by editing the story id in the link of the story viewer tab. I have no clue what I’m reading and I love it. Most of the time it will just bring you to an error page, or somebodies unpublished game, but once in awhile you find a good story that you like. And the cool thing is you can only read it once, if you lose the story id, it will be hard/impossible to find again. I guess I’m saying this because I was wondering if anybody else did this and if so what was the coolest story you found. I found old testing games from when the site was first being made. http://chooseyourstory.com/story/viewer/default.aspx?StoryId=4 That’s the first story created on CYS that hasn’t been deleted. It’s garbage, 0 character development, no plot, no gender choices!1!!!, and overall is just an overripe fetus begging to crucified, ..... 6/8.

Can the moderators change forum posts or is that exclusively admins?