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I like proofreading. Feel free to request proofreading services.
I don't have much to say about myself, so you'll have to read these proverbs instead. From them you can either attempt to glean something about my psychological condition, or just marvel at their wit.
Whatever works for you.
Wise Sayings
'Reach for the stars... and you'll get burned.'
'If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you.'
'Great minds think alike but fools rarely differ.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.'
'Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Charisma is being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad.' - a simple explanation of DnD stats
'If you tell a man that there are 360 billion stars in the sky he'll believe you, but tell him that there's wet paint and he just has to touch it.'
'I think, therefore I am dangerous.'
'Time is like money - you don't want to know that you've wasted it.'
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It's raining again...
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Written for Endmaster's Prompt Contest 3
Prompt 42: A story set in an area ravaged by a plague or famine.
S.D.G
Edit 5/4/24: removed square brackets outline accidentally left on one page
Edit 14/4/24: eliminated several typos
The fish are hungry...
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Scores:
-3: You let innocents die and joined a death cult. You are scum.
-2: You let innocents die, but you chose an 'honourable' death.
-1: You joined the cult, like a sheep.
0: Nothing meaningful happened to you (you met an untimely death).
1: You destroyed the cult, but failed to kill the fish
2: You eradicated the fish, but the cult remains, hidden deep in the shadows...
3: You destroyed the cult AND eradicated the fish. Impressive.
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Written for the Gone Fishin' Contest 2023.
S.D.G
Edit 10/7/23: fixed green shoots error, clarified that swamp-fish can live in any water-type, proofread for spelling errors.
Edit 12/7/23: fixed Question Cultists loop error
Edit 19/10/23: fixed Resigned to Waiting paths loop error
Edit January 2024: added title page picture (drawn by mizal, not me - thank you!)
You, a human mage with little to no reputation (who needs that anyway), are friends with an elf from Summer called Cocoa Lire. You (for some mysterious reason) call her Watermelon.
However, you learn that she is having an affair with a human commander called Jael Rock, which is disastrous for a whole host of reasons:
- Too many to list here (but you get the idea)
Your solution? Convince them to end the relationship!
However, a small problem called 'true love' may make this harder than you think...
WARNING: Contains sadistic goats, holy cucumbers, and a whole lot of other things that may cause heinous offence. You have been warned.
There are seven 'endings' to reach. If you like that kind of thing.
Written for EndMaster's Prompt Contest 2.
Prompt 35: 'A story where you must save someone close to you from a disastrous relationship.'
S.D.G
Edit 6/6/24 - fixed some typos
Recent Posts
You'll literally never guess what's in this thread on 1/27/2025 1:56:58 PMI'd be down to play.
Secret Santa 2024: Results on 1/23/2025 2:00:12 PM
Thank you so much for hosting this Mystic.
Also thanks to Peng for the review.
Looking forward to part 2!
No tech days on 1/19/2025 6:03:23 PM
We're just more French and cultured.
(I dread the day 'beez' and 'releaze' become ztandard American wordz.)
No tech days on 1/19/2025 4:50:49 PM
Yes. Why do you ask?
No tech days on 1/19/2025 4:41:09 PM
How could you suggest that high-contact, dangerous games such as tag are better than phones??? Do you not realise how much safer schools are now that students' eyes are so preoccupied during break times? Are you suggesting that teachers should advocate risk-assessment-requiring activities????
And by golly, imagine all the paper cuts that children could get from 'real' materials. Nope, it's clearly better to keep kids on screens 24/7. Saves on paperwork form-filling and work in general. Cost-effective, too :).
No tech days on 1/19/2025 4:07:50 PM
My primary school had a 'Screen-Free Week' each year to encourage non-screen dependence, which my parents enforced (for us kids, not themselves). Now that homework is invariably set via online apps and all my schoolwork is in digital format screen-free weeks are pretty much impossible to have now.
Even my old school gave up on it and moved to computers as well, especially during Covid. Note that before this learning at the school was fully paper-based, projectors were used only for assemblies, and the only time computers were used was for Computer Club.
I agree that screen-free days are a great idea for younger kids, they should learn how to use their own imaginations for entertainment like we used to, instead of getting it all fed to them by streaming and social media services. However, the way the world is now going screen-free for a long-term period is largely unfeasible or impractical for most people over 13.
❆ Secret Santa 2024 ❆ on 1/12/2025 6:35:44 AM
Thank you for hosting this!
Prompt Contest 4 Progress Thread on 1/4/2025 4:31:56 AM
If you want an example of assassin choose-your-own-adventure books, the Way of the Tiger series is pretty decent. It involves ninjas and a lot of fantasy, too, so if you feel too much out of your comfort zone with modern-era assassins you could try writing in that setting instead.
End Master's Prompt Contest 4 on 1/1/2025 1:43:24 PM
Number 18, please.
❆ Secret Santa 2024 ❆ on 12/29/2024 6:07:33 PM
Sounds fun.