goodnight_a, The Reader

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I don't have much to say about myself, so you'll have to read these proverbs instead. From them you can either attempt to glean something about my psychological condition, or just marvel at their wit.

Whatever works for you.

Wise Sayings

'Reach for the stars... and you'll get burned.'

'If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you.'

'Great minds think alike but fools rarely differ.'

'Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.'


When Rock Meets Watermelon

You, a human mage with little to no reputation (who needs that anyway), are friends with an elf from Summer called Cocoa Lire. You (for some mysterious reason) call her Watermelon.

However, you learn that she is having an affair with a human commander called Jael Rock, which is disastrous for a whole host of reasons:

  • Too many to list here (but you get the idea)

Your solution? Convince them to end the relationship!

However, a small problem called 'true love' may make this harder than you think...

WARNING: Contains sadistic goats, holy cucumbers, and a whole lot of other things that may cause heinous offense. You have been warned.

There are seven 'endings' to reach. If you like that kind of thing.

Written for EndMaster's Prompt Contest 2.

Prompt 35: 'A story where you must save someone close to you from a disastrous relationship.'


Recent Posts

Cat fight boogaloo - writing tournament on 3/22/2023 4:12:00 PM

Good luck.

You'll need it.

Stargirl vs Goodnight_A on 3/22/2023 4:10:11 PM

Well done stargirl.

Yes, my story was way over-clichéd. Sorry about that. I haven't had much experience with romance as a genre.

I still have a lot to improve. Thanks for all the comments. I will try to do better.

Can't say that I'll succeed...

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM on 3/20/2023 12:13:28 PM

That was painful.

Prompt Contest 2 Results (Such as they are) on 3/18/2023 6:07:00 AM

Well done to Mystic. Your word count shocked me. 

6th is pretty good for someone whose only other CYOA was one page of map before giving up. 

Thanks for the contest! Congrats to everyone who submitted something.

EndMaster's Prompt Contest 2 on 3/15/2023 7:02:48 PM


EndMaster's Prompt Contest 2 on 3/15/2023 6:46:54 PM

This is my entry.

On to the next project!

P.S I don't know how to make a clickable link. Sorry.

EndMaster's Prompt Contest 2 on 3/12/2023 4:01:14 PM


I'm only at level 2 as a druid, though, so I'm not too experienced.

I am still interested, just to clarify.

EndMaster's Prompt Contest 2 on 3/12/2023 10:23:37 AM

There's a DnD server? If new people are welcome, I might be interested...

Stargirl vs Goodnight_A on 3/3/2023 3:03:58 AM

A complete coincidence. Very freaky.

All these noob stories on 3/2/2023 4:46:16 PM

On it.

Giving feedback is pretty fun.