PerforatedPenguin, The Journeyman Scrivener

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6/21/2024 6:11 PM

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131 wins / 101 losses




Read my story, In 3, for some sci-fi!
Alternatively, try my foray into Grimdark Fantasy: The Red Church.

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- Dedicated Minion (180)
- Tallyman (60)


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Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Given by BerkaZerka on 03/02/2024 - Cause Penguin~


In 3
An ambassador to a distant civilization, you return home just in time to find the Sol system on the brink of destruction. Rally your fellow humans, if you can. You've been gone a long time, but they haven't changed, at all.
Entry for Endmaster's Prompt Contest 2. Heavily inspired by Liu Cixin's Rememberance of the Earth's Past trilogy, as well as Wandering Earth. Republish (9/13/2023): - Proofreading and minor editing - Added new branch taking place in other planets and colonies

The Red Church
"In your dreams, you see the crimson spires rise from the fog menacingly... a voice, whispering 'come back' over, and over again."

Author's Notes

Entry for Endmaster's Prompt Contest 3, 2024
Prompt: A story about making a deal with a demon/devil.

Placeholder. If you are really curious, you may read the first two pages that I've written, and not a word more.

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Recent Posts

What Are Orders? on 6/19/2024 4:44:37 PM
I was contemplating an inlet joke somehow, but I felt bad.

What Are Orders? on 6/18/2024 2:54:57 PM
The lady is most likely straight, not strait.

What Are Orders? on 6/18/2024 11:57:20 AM
It's just our unique way of showing affection, right?

What Are Orders? on 6/15/2024 12:25:50 AM
I think you're mixing up commendations and member count. Each member is assigned an order randomly upon account creation, so there should be an approximately equal number of members in each order. Commendations are handed out for valuable forum posts, high-quality games, etc. The wardens, whether through a vicious cycle or some other inexplicable reason(inherently lazy...?), has a major deficit in commendation count. It's become a running joke.

What Are Orders? on 6/14/2024 3:42:50 PM
Just for fun. It just happens that all the wardens are lazy and incompetent :P

Chess Game on 6/13/2024 12:46:20 AM
We played a game to checkmate in the Plato app as mentioned, but I don’t remember if it followed what happened in the thread here.

End Master's Crisis Contest on 6/12/2024 3:53:48 PM
I’m more of a channel guy, you know?

Future CYS Game Sign Up on 6/10/2024 6:57:54 PM
I’ve always wanted to play the OG dark castle, but basically all of these sound good to me.

Crisis Contest Progress Thread on 6/9/2024 6:52:43 PM
The hope is that with a simple 500+ words a day consistently, I will be able to finish writing with plenty of time to spare. Ideally.

End Master's Crisis Contest on 6/8/2024 4:52:26 PM
Inspiration has finally struck. Count me in for 500, if anyone's keeping track.