You are David Watkins, an aspiring writer who has decided to make his books "appeal to a younger audience". As an unfortunate side effect of this declaration, your book is riddled with cliches and terrible writing. Of course, you don't see this in time and publish the book anyway. It is so terrible that someone who wasted twenty bucks on your worthless use of ink places a curse on you, subjecting you to your own terrible writing...
Of course this isn't serious. A serious attempt at a first story could only lead to instant death.
