The Quick Dating Game

This is an awesome little satire, and I have no idea why it is rated so low (4.86 out of 8 as I write this; hopefully my 6 will pick it up a bit).

The storygame is so short that a lengthy review would be overkill. But the humor was spot-on, the characters were well drawn, and the length of the story was perfectly suited to the material. Oh, and I appreciated the homage to the Holy Hand Grenade.

For those who are wondering about the structure:

There is no branching at all, so far as I can tell. Therefore you can read the story once and find out whether or not you get the girl. Winning or losing all depends on how you answer the questions, so if you don't like the results the first time, just restart the game and just pick different responses.

Great (and fun) storygame!

Bob is amazing and Rita is hot

She picked the fuckin' host

I was doing the right thing and he called me a serial killer

Terrible

This game is true to life. The lying douchebag assholes are the winners and the nice, decent gentlemen are the losers. Welcome to Donald Trump’s America! Well Done!

This dating sim touched me inappropriately

dude I was "truthful" in the game then called a creep and number 2 won...

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I didn;t win but I had fun