Wigglewigglewiggle, The Wordsmith
Recent PostsExcellent Trolling by Disney on 3/5/2017 2:18:06 AM
I'm so going to illegally download it and screen it in all of the after school children's programs now.
Security Guards Thought I Was A Terrorist on 3/4/2017 7:13:56 AM
I actually saw a guy do that once. He went all out, dressed up in a Muslim get up and everything.
Security Guards Thought I Was A Terrorist on 3/4/2017 5:12:02 AM
Well, these particular security guards looked like they were very, very high, so i wasn't going to risk it.
Security Guards Thought I Was A Terrorist on 3/4/2017 5:06:31 AM
This was fucking awful.
So i was dropped of by my parents at a shopping center so that i could catch the train to work a couple of days ago, and to waste time before the train got there, i decided to go grab some food from the supermarket. So i took a shortcut through the shopping center to the other side where the supermarket was and bought my food. But it was in the second half of my trip everything went to shit.
I had been wearing some black pants, black shoes and a black hoodie, which isn't all that uncommon for teenager around here to wear, so i thought i would be fine. But what got me pulled up by the security guards there was probably that i was also carrying around a black backpack and i had my hood up (And probably the fact that i'm Maori). Now i realized i looked pretty suspicious, and i even made a joke with my parents that i probably looked like a terrorist, but i didn't ACTUALLY think anyone would think that. Some may just say 'You should've pulled your hood down,' but i was having a difficult time with my hair that day, alright?
Anyway, i was making my way back through the shopping center and i saw two security guards standing by the door, but i didn't think anything of it so i just kept walking. But when i got there, one of them stepped in front of me. I asked the guy to move and he just asked me to hand over my bag, and i was like 'fuck no, i'm not just handing over my bag to some creepy, 40 year old security guards'.He didn't listen and just kept asking for my bag, and i kept saying no, so eventually both of them dragged me up to the second floor where all the office are and i was sat down in some office, with some lady who also asked to see my bag, and since i didn't want to get into anymore trouble and she was a lady who didn't look like some pedophile, i let her go through it. So she took the bag went out of the room. I was kind of worried though, because that's my emergency backpack and it's full of a lot of shit, so i thought she was going to think i stole some stuff. But she came back after 10 minutes handed me my backpack, apologized for the inconvenience, and showed me out of the office. So we exited the office and as we left the two security guards came in, and the one who asked for my backpack raised an eyebrow, looked at the lady and said 'no bomb?'. I took me almost a full minute to process what he said and when i did all that was running through my head was, 'A bomb. They thought i was a fucking terrorist?'. But the lady shook her head and we continued walking.
I went out into the car park, and i decided i need something to take my mind off of the fact someone thought i was going to bomb the place. So i reached into my bag to get the bag of chips that i bought from the supermarket... and they weren't there. That bitch stole my packet of chips. Even just thinking about it makes me want to punch someone, and if i ever see her again i'm stealing her fucking wallet.
But yeah, that's the story. I mean, i doubt anyone else has been thought to be a terrorist, but has anything remotely similar happened to any of you before?
Zag's Collaborative CYOA - Born Among a Hundred on 2/14/2017 3:24:39 AM
A gangs of supers.
Gift - Yu Gi Oh Cards on 2/7/2017 1:14:24 PM
That's awesome. Thanks for that.
For CYStia - A Drawing 2: Electric Boogaloo on 2/7/2017 2:02:37 AM
I know you were. I wasn't.
For CYStia - A Drawing 2: Electric Boogaloo on 2/7/2017 1:41:09 AM
I didn't say you were. My brother uses the term all the time and he's not... you know what, never mind.
Gift - Yu Gi Oh Cards on 2/6/2017 10:37:22 PM
Oh, this makes me so nostalgic.
Will you make me one? I want to see what you come up with.
For CYStia - A Drawing 2: Electric Boogaloo on 2/6/2017 10:18:45 PM
Broski is a better one.