it does

Ouch. Well, it's not shitty in the same sense that you were going for, my goal is to basically type whatever and not edit anything. Just a stream of unconnected words. 

I've been inspired to write my own shitty vampire story. It's a bit hard to describe, so here it is: 

shitty vampire story

I’ve always wondered if there’s a world on the other side of my mirror, but my reflection always blocks me. This means I need to sneak past them by turning invisible. Please donate to my GoFundMe so I can build an invisible ray and finally fulfill one of my dreams.

I'm late to this, but I've always been neutral on spending Thanksgiving/Christmas with the extended family. I mean, I don't hate my relatives, but that doesn't mean I want to hang out with a bunch of them for an extended period of time. The idea of risking my life just for a meal and company with people I hardly know seems not worth it.

But maybe I'm just jaded.

It's nothing really special, I just like looking at pictures of tiny food. They're so adorable :3 

for scale

nah, just mini bread like this

Looks legit. 

Doubt I'm actually going to write a story on Dreame, but I made an account and thought I'd share my author bio. I went for the whole random=funny type deal.

Yes, I am a very real person. I like doing regular human things like paying taxes, putting cucumbers on my eyes, and watching documentaries about the production of tiny bread. Just kidding. Or am I?