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Bossatronian's Tale

7 years ago

Well.... here this is. My second story. A Jacksepticeye Fan fiction. I've been told this story is less shit than the last. Here I go again......

E: Sorry for the weird lines. My laptop's notepad does stuff like that.

E 2: Think I fixed the lines but I'm not sure.

 

                                                             BOSSATRONIAN'S TALE


                                    Chapter One: The Invasion of Bosmun (And saving the King)

        As of right now, the Antiseptic Rebellion are attacking a Bossatronian Base moon, named Bosmun.
The King himself was visiting when the invasion started and is currently locked in a panic room in the main building.
This story tells the tale of Blake, a grunt in the military who is far more special then he thinks, but we will have time for backstory later.
The leader of the Special Ops group Blake is in starts to yell.

“Hey! Prepare your weapons! We’re landing on Bosmun!”

Another soldier starts to speak. “Sir, what’s the mission?”

The Captain replies. “Easy! We get in, get King Jack, and get the fuck out! Understood?”

All the lower level soldiers shout at the same time, including Blake. “Understood!”

           They feel the rough pull of entering the atmosphere. As they touch down they instantly hear large amounts of gunfire and explosions. The soldiers simultaneously grab their guns and follow the Captain out. When they walk out, they're greeted with large Antiseptic attack squad. Bullets start whizzing by their faces. As the group scatters two or three of the fifteen man group fall to the ground. Blake and the remaining rush behind a tipped over vehicle for cover, thinking that they’re safe, but before long a grenade flies over the vehicle, bounces off the landing ship and falls rightnext to Blake As he scrambles to get away a few Antiseptic vehicles start coming right at him. As they’re about to hit him the grenade goes off, causing him to fly through a windshield, wrecking the entire group of vehicles but the world soon fades into darkness…..

         Blake’s eyes slowly flicker open, revealing a ruined planet, and small amounts of fighting can still be heard in the background. As he slowly pushes himself up, he notices the wreckage around him, several destroyed building lit on fire, and many more crashed ships and vehicles around. As soon as he stands up, he hears footsteps. Realizing he had lost his rifle, Blake sighs and gets back on the ground. He doesn’t notice the shard of metal inhis back until he rolls onto his back and it gets pushed further into his shoulder. “Augh! Fuck!”. However, the attack squad comes running immediately,yelling out.

“Stop! Surrender and you’ll be fine!”

Blake quickly searches his surroundings for a weapon. Luckily, he quickly devises a plan to deal with the enemies.

“Ok, ok! I’m behind these crashed cars!”

     As the enemies come running, Blake hides behind one of the vehicles, a combat knife he found in the wreckage in his hand. When they start to turn the corner, he grabs the first one, stabs him, grabs his pistol and throws him into the soldier  behind him, the lower half of his body hitting a car.Blake fires at the next one, with a successful headshot. He pistolwhips the next one, grimacing at the pain of his shoulder. When he thinks he’s going to win, he gets tackled by the final one. Then, the one he knocked down earlier gets up, grabs Blake's knife, and is about to stab him square in the chest when the enemy falls to the ground. The one on top of Blake turns around, but quickly dies, too. Soon after, a Bossatronian in a black head to toe Stealth
Suit walks up to him and starts talking.

“You okay, soldier?”

Blake quickly replies. “Yeah, I’m fine.” Although, he once again grimaces at the pain.

“You don’t look like it.”

“I feel fine.”

The Soldier walks up behind Blake and inspects him. Quickly noticing the shard of metal, he yanks it out and sprays the area with something that causes it to instantly heal it. Blake, confused by how quickly he healed, asks the Stealth Soldier about it.  

“What's that?”

“The spray?”

“Yeah.”

“It’s some kind of experimental health spray. Glad this version worked, last time I forgot to shake it up some of the guys skin melted off. Ha, pretty funny, right?”

“Uh.. yeah…. I guess…”

The other soldier lightly laughs. “Yeah… well, where’s your squad?”

“Two are confirmed K.I.A. The rest are M.I.A.”

“Whoo… objective?”  

“We were to go to the main building and rescue King Jack.”

“Yeah, you’re not getting in alone. After your team didn’t arrive we tried to fight our way in, but we’re not getting in without at least a tank. Headquarters said you guys were the real deal, that Jack wanted one of the soldiers specifically. Don’t remember who exactly. Think I heard the name Blake. Speaking of that, what’s your name?”

Thoughts start swirling through Blake's head. Why would he want me? I’m not any better than the average soldier…. As Blake continues to think the other soldier shouts at him again.

“Hey! I’m speaking to you!”

Blake finally responds. “Huh?”

“I wanted to know what your name was.”

“Oh… It’s Blake.”

“Whoa… we need to get you to Jack, now.”

“Why the fuck would he want me?”

“I don’t know, but he does.”

    The soldiers Datapad starts ringing. It looks like a voice call. As Blake looks closer at the screen he notices that the call is with King Jack, who then starts talking.

“Did you find Blake?”

The Stealth Soldier replies. “Yes. He’s standing next to me right now, actually. “

“Good. I'll tell HQ to send in some heavy equipment. King Jack out.”

The soldier turns to Blake. “You heard. Let’s go. This way.”

The soldier leads Blake towards the small camp near the main building, which is about a five minute walk. When they arrive,
the supplies are already there. Blake notices three assault cars, three soldier transports, an assault helicopter, and a plasma tank. Upon further inspection, he notices multiple weapons crates. An RPG crate, A grenade launcher crate, and multiple assault rifle and pistol crates. The Commander, a youngish looking man, hands him an assault rifle, a pistol and a grenade launcher. He then commands him to go to one of the transports. Blake enters along with the Stealth Soldier, Commander and a few other soldiers. Blake asks the Stealth soldier what his name is.

“So, what’s your name?”

“Call me Cain.”

“You know why King Jack wants me?”

This time the Commander starts to speak. “Not even the highest ranked people know. Only Jack and his friends.”

Cain questions the Commander. “Really? Is is that secretive?”

"It sure is"

Blake continues to speak. "So, no one knows? Wonder why."

     They soon pull up to the main building. Blake hears the other soldiers exiting their transports and goes to do the same, but the Commander holds him back.

"We're staying in. Once the other troops break through, we're going to ram into the building."

Blake, very doubtful, replies."No way that's gonna work. What if they have an RPG or some crazy shit parked right inside?"

"Then we fucking drive through it. King Jack is top priority."

"Fine. This better fucking work, then."

"It will."

Just then, a monitor pops out of the ceiling. It starts a video chat with the Tank Captain. The Captain starts to talk to the Commander.

"Sir, do we attack or wait?"

"Wait for now, we want to take them by surprise."

"Yes, Commander."

After waiting about five minutes the Tank Captain starts to speak again. "The enemy have takes down the first wave."

The Commander replies. "Attack!"

The video chat switches to a live feed off a camera on the front of the tank. It aims at a machine gun and destroys it along with several other enemies. It fires it's second shot taking out a platoon of soldiers. It aims once again at an explosive tank somewhere near the entrance of the main building and fires at it, causing it too explode along with a buggy and another group of enemies. The Tank starts to advance but hits a mine and explodes, it's barrel flying at th building. The Commander gets an aggravated face and starts to yell.

"Floor it!"

Blake interrupts him. "Are you crazy? Do you really think we can make it through?"

"No."

"Then why don't you request another tank?"

"There isn't enough time. The Antiseptic fleet is about to reach Bossatronia. It will arrive in approximately 2 days."

This time Cain starts to speak. "Why didn't we know about this?"

The Commander replies. "I myself only learned an hour ago."

"I'm higher ranked th...."

"No, you aren't, unless you're under cover or something. So, if you want to be smart with me, you'll get your mind blown. Literally. Alright, now drive for real."

The vehicle starts to drive, passing the wreckage of the tank. The driver starts to shout.

"Things are going to get bumpy!" Almost immediately after that, they hit someone, and another, and a crate, and... a mine? The back of the vehicle is blown upwards. Blake flies forward, and looks out a hole in the back. H sees an Antiseptic soldier who then shouts "Should've worn a seatbelt, motherfucker!" and proceeds to shoot at the craft, but doesn't do any major damage. The vehicle hit the door, rolls, and hits a wall, proceeding to catch on fire. Blake coughs and looks around. He sees the Commander but Cain is nowhere to be seen.

"There! There they are!" After thinking for a minute, Blake concludes that these are enemies. One looks through the hole in the back of the craft and is about to fire when his head rolls off his neck. Another one screams and a body can be heard being throw against the craft. Then, a green energy blade is cut into the door and makes a round opening, Jedi style. Once the door falls back, Blake can instantly tell that the person is King Jack himself. Before Blake can speak Jack shoots the Commander several times in the head and shortly after says "Lets go."
Although, Blake quickly spills out his questions.

"Why'd you shoot him?"

"No witnesses."

"Of what?"

"No one can know I lied about being locked in the panic room."

"Why did you lie?"

"To get you here."

"Why do you want me here?"

Jacks walks over to him and helps him up. He then puts his hand on Blake's shoulder and starts to speak. "Because you are far more special than you think, Brother."

                                                              

Bossatronian's Tale

7 years ago

                                                        Chapter 3: The First wave

 

         About no time at all has passed since the last chapter except for the few seconds that it took Blake to comprehend what Jack said.


"What the fuck do you mean I'm special? And why did you call me brother?"

As soon as those words are said, some enemies cn be heard coming into the building. "Quickly! Concentrate and fire a beam of energy at them! Sometimes it helps to say expressive words."

Blake looks at the enemies, and puts his hands together in a bowl-like shape. He shouts "FUUCCCKK YOOOUUUU!" and somehow a green beam of energy comes out of his hands and kills the entire squad. "How the fuck did I do that?"

Jack finally gives Blake an answer that helps. "Look, you're my 'Brother'. You were made during a cloning experiment. But I'll have to tell you more later. We need to go."

"Bu...wha...uh... fuck!."

"Blake, we need to go to my private space ship. But we're going to need support. Sam, Drop!" After these words are said, a septic tank attached to a combat worthy robotic suit drops from the sky. Upon further inspection a green eyeball is found inside the tank. "Are the plans for the robot units done?" The robot looks at Jack and beeps a high pitched beep. "Good. I have your translator finished." Jack walks up to the robot and inserts a disc into a tray on the chest. After this the robot starts to speak.

"Finally! Blake, In case you don't know, I'm Septiceye Sam, Jack's loyal assistant." One of Sam's arms turns into a chain gun. "Lets go."

The three start walking towards the back of the building. Jack leads them right into a dead end. Blake once again questions Jack. "What are we going to do here?"

"Be patient. I have many more secrets than you know of." He waves his hand and the wall opens. Behind the door is a landing pad with an Elite Starfighter V. 67, the most advanced ship currently available to a Bossatronian. Blake's eyes widen, totally stoked that they're taking this. But just in case he asks Jack "Are we going to take that?"

"No. We're taking that." He proceeds to point to a large transport ship, heavily armed, big enough to hold about 100 soldiers, including bunking, eating, and restroom areas. Jack leads them into the ship, shows Blake his room and Sam his private charging station. Sam then takes them into the storage apartment and shows them some robots, with a build similar to Sam's but with an Iron alloy looking head. The optical nerves reach down into the body, controlling the body. There are a few small jets attached to the head, allowing it to fly around after the body is dead. He also notices a laser inside the eyeball that can fire once the had is detached. Jack turns to Sam.

"Did you design these?"

"No, Mark did. He got caught shortly after escorting Blake to you."

Blake chimes in. "Mark was following me?"

Jack turns. "No, he was with you the entire time, under the cover of the name 'Cain'."

"Holy shit...."

Sam continues. "I believe he was taken to an Antiseptic prison planet named Megaroundal."

"We'll have to get him later. Let's go." With this, Jack walks away, towards the drivers seat. As Blake looks around, he see's a monitor with an icon of a seatbelt being put on. He sighs, walks to his room, sits down and prepares for the ride.

The ride only takes around 30 minutes, and once they arrive Jack starts to speak over the intercoms. "We're here. Blake, look out the window."

Blake turns to look out, and see's nothing but destruction. The first wave has arrived. there is a singular cruiser launching and receiving fighters and transports. Jack starts to speak again. "This is the bulk of their force, and after weakening Bossatronia they will take over the new station BO55, a prime trading station.  We must stop them."

Blake looks down. "What are we going to do?"

"Repel the first wave. Do something cool. Hope we don't die." The ship starts to accelerate. After a few minutes, clanking can be heard in the storage section. The Sambots must be preparing. Blake grabs his pistol, rifle, grenade launcher, and sighs. As they start to enter the atmosphere, going towards the citadel, he sees a small group of friendlys on the balcony of the 40th floor, the top one.

"See those men, Blake? On the top floor? That's where we need to go."

"So, a safe haven?"

"Yeah, kinda." Jack goes to land on the top floor landing pad, but an Antiseptic fighter flies by, taking out their left wing. Red emergency lights start to flash. "Fuck! Hold on tight!" The ship trys to fly, but it's losing altitude fast. They crash into the 36th floor. Blake, attempting to stand, yells, probably because his hearing is temporarelly damaged.

"At least we're near the top floor! Let's take that elevator there!" Pointing to an elevator. Jack crawls out of the pilots seat and into the hall.

"Ok. Sounds good. C'mon, Sam. Let's go." The three walk into the elevator, press the 40 button and wait. The elevator goes up the 39th floor but then stops. Jack sighs and starts to lead them out, but right before he steps out, the elevator starts to fall. They scream, but the elevators stops at the 35th floor. they all fall on the floor, but somehow survive. "Alright, let's take the stairwell." They follow, walk up a floor, and are about to walk up another one, when they hear a cracking noise. Blake looks around.

"What the fuck was that?" The floor starts cracking. Before saying anything, Blake starts running, but the floor falls from beneath his feet. He hits his head on the floor, and falls through. He falls through another one, and another one, and one more. Jack and Sam soon fall next to him. "What are we going to do now?" The floor then starts to crack again. "Well...fuck." Oh, another floor gone, and another one! "Alright, the 30th floor. not too bad." As if he'd jinxed himself, a rather large group of Antiseptic come running.

"Holy shit, It's King Jack! I wonder how high I'll get promoted for killing you..." As the lead soldier aims his gun, both Jack and Blake try to grab their weapons, but then realize that they lost them. Jack stands up, a green revolver materializing in his hand. He fires, hitting five of the 15 soldiers. Sam leaps forward, tackling one and punching him. Blake looks at the remaining and puts his hands into a bowl-like shape.

"FUUUCCCKKK YOOUUU!" The green beam fires forward, eliminating six more. Sam grabs one more, Jack fires another shot, and Blake grabs one and throws him at the stairwell. The Antiseptic soldier stands up, aims his gun, but falls through the floor, screaming. "Nine more floors."

Jack throws his gun, dematerializing mid-air. "No, just three. This has to be boss fight style." As soon as that is said, a giant mech punches a hole in the wall and looks in.

"It's King Jackaboy! Hope you die a painful death!"

Jack starts to talk again. "We have to find a button to call in the Sambots on each floor. They'll distract the Mech so we can attack him."

The Mech Man looks at him. "'Ey! Your not s'posed to tell 'em that! He's s'posed to follow the beacons!"

"Well.... Fuck you! I already told him!"

"I don't care! Gah, this is s'posed to be a fuckin' boss fight, not a damn argument!"

"Go fuck yourself! Blake, go get the Sam controller!" Blake starts to walk down the hall wile Mech Man continues to yell.

"I can't do that, this Mech ain't got a dick!"

"Maybe you should make one!"

Mech Man grabs the ship that they came in, tears the wings off, and continues to yell.

"Ok! Sounds fine to me! Suck it, Jack!" He then thrusts the ship forward with his hand, through the building.
Jack and Sam both fly back, onto the stairwell.

"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!" Jack runs forwards, making it off the stairwell before the collapse, but Sam isn't so lucky.

Blake calls out through the hall. "I found it!"

"Good! Just press the big red button!"

"There's three different red buttons!"

"Press one of them!"

Blake presses the first one, and a frozen yogurt machine turns on. He presses the next, and a service bot turns on. He presses the final one and... a safe opens? Blake walks over to it and finds another remote. He sighs and, once again, starts to press buttons. A laptop turns on, the fridge, and then..... nothing. "Jack! It isn't working!"

"Come closer!"

Blake walks closer, and hits the button. In an instant, ten or fifteen Sambots jump on him, and Jack yells "Shoot him, now!"

"I don't have a gun!"

"Concentrate, and make one! Like I did!"

Blake closes his eyes, looks down, and breathes deeply. He keeps thinking the word "RPG" over and over again. Somehow, a green RPG appears in his hands. "Fuck yes!" He aims and fires at Mech Man, hitting him square in the head. Mech Man squirms, knocking off the Sambots, while walking back.

"I'm not dead yet! Hahaha!"

A piece of the ceiling falls down next to Blake, creating a ramp to the next floor. Jack and him walk up, and as soon as they do, Mech Man rips off the wall.

"I'm 'ona get you!" Blake sprints to the right, while Jack goes left. Blake runs into the first room, which looks like a robot charging room. He walks up and down the isles, looking for the command button. As he is about to finish, he walks up to a desk, and finds a BS6, witch is a modern burst pistol, along with several clips. Just then, Mech Man punches a hole in the wall and reaches around.

"Where are you? My Bots 'll get ya'!" A wave of weaponless attack bots run down his arm, towards Blake. Blake aims and fires, taking down four of the ten. He goes to reload, but is tackled. As the robot is about to punch him, the service bot that got turned on earlier tackles the bot and explodes. Blake stands up, knee's the next one, and throws it to the side. He shoots the next one, pistol-whips the next one, but is hit by one, Blake falls backwards, but Sam jumps up through the ground, grabbing the bot on his way up. He goes through the floor, and falls back down on the other Bot, taking him down a few floors. Blake runs out of the room and down the hall. When he passes the next room, he can see that it is labeled 'The Bossatronio Cafe' along with a sign next to that saying 'SAFE' and another one saying 'EVERYONE WELCOME'. He goes to enter.

"Stay out!" A rifle is thrusted through the window, the barrel facing Blake. "Oh, It's a friendly. Come in, come in."

Blake walks in and looks around. He sees a food vendor, a weapons and ammo vender, and a room for rent. He walks over to the weapons vender and looks through his stock. There's a M576, which is a fully automatic rifle, and it comes with 30 clips. He purchases that along with some more BS6 ammo. Blake then walks over to the food vender and orders a coffee along with a box of bacon. He goes to leave but realizes that he has nothing that he could use to actually buy anything and sprints out the door. Behind him he hears several shouts and gun shots, although he continues to run to the next room. He sprints through the door, locks it, and downs the bacon before looking around. In the room there is.... nothing. It's empty. The only thing in the room is a button right in the middle of the floor labeled 'Don't press! -Mech Man'. He walks up to the button and presses it. Mech Man quickly punches through the wall.

"Why'd ya' do that? It said no pressing!"

"Because it's obviously the control button!"

"So?"

"So it's how I progress!"

"Well... it still said no pressing!"

"Stop trying to break physics so that you win!"

"But I'm the first boss and I'm really easy! I have to make my fight more challenging!"

"Shut the fuck up." Blake summons his RPG and fires it at Mech Man, having the same result as the first shot. The ceiling falls again and Blake walks up. Jack walks through a door that is on the right side of the room Blake wnt in to. "Wait... Jack, didn't you go left?"

"Well, yeah.... but..uh... science?"

Mech Man punches through the wall. "Haha, I'm not dead yet!"

Blake looks at him. "Shut up! I'm talking to Jack!"

"No! You'll have to hit me again!"

Blake fires the RPG at him. "There, you're dead. Now let us talk."

"No, you have to find the button first!"

"Fuck you!" Blake fires the RPG again.

"You must find the button first."

"Wait.... last time the Sambots didn't jump on you.... what did the button do?"

"Uh.... it disabled my force feild."

"Hey, Sam! Can you reach that button down stairs?"

Sam's voice is heard. "Yep!"

Mech Man yells again. "Ey! Ya' can't do that!"

Blake readies his RPG. "I just did." He fires and Mech Man stays there.

"Seriosly? Fine." He jumps off into space or something, never to be seen again.

The ceiling falls down again and Jack walks up, Blake following. Sam jumps up through the floor behind them. Jack leads them into a door. Inside the door is the Grand Chamber, a huge vaulted room which leads to all the rooms of important people in the milatary. Inside are the remaining soldiers on Bossatronia. Jack looks around and back to Blake and Sam.

"We're here."

Blake questions Jack. "Why are we here?"

"We're going to gather the remains of the millatry and launch one final attack once we gather everyone we can."

"Are we really going to be able to take down the Antiseptic with this?"

"We have many more. Our next mission is to bring all these to the AA11 Station, the first and biggest station we have. It was closed down a while ago, but it has some pretty sweet weaopnary. Anyway, after that we need to rescue Mark. As for after that, I'm not sure."

"Well, Let's do that."

The three walk away, into the center to gather up the forces, a heroic looking light infront of them, caused by the huge window on that side of the room.

 

 

 

Bossatronian's Tale

7 years ago

Well, I know this should have come first, but I just got the idea a few days ago.

E: Well, this one's a little short.

Prolouge
              A group of two drive down the street, a ten year old girl and her mom. The girl, named Ezzy, looks into the rearview mirror and sees a big flaming ball coming down, right into the nearby field. Ezzy starts to shake, filling with fear.

        "Mommy, What's that?"

         Her Mom looks into the mirror and sees it, too. She pulls over and gets out, inspecting the ball. "I don't know, honey. What do you think it is?"

       As Ezzy starts to think, her imagination goes wild. "Maybe a space ship got shot down or it's an escape pod!" She didn't know how right she was.

"Ha, maybe. It's probably just an asteroid or something, though."

As they wait and watch, the object crashes.

"Mommy, Can we go investigate? Please?"

"We have to go, honey."

"Please, Mom? Pretty please?"

"Alright, Ezzy. But we can't stay long."

The two start their journey towards the crash site. As Ezzy walks she fills with excitement, pretending to be a detective, investigating a strange crash. Ezzy pushes down some tall grass, seeing the sphere and some fires. They walk closer, and start to take a closer look at the thing. It's mostly green, with a blue circle and solid black filling that circle. The blue and black part opens, revealing a sci-fi looking interior and a man, who then steps out. He wears an Irish cap and has green hair. This man starts to speak.

"Well, this is awkward. My name's Jack. Nice to meet ya'."
Ezzy replies. "Hi Jack. My names Ezz.."

Before she can finish her Mom interrupts her. "Stay away from my daughter!"

Jack steps back. "Jeez, alright." He runs away, towards the forested mountains, and they never see him again.

 




 

Bossatronian's Tale

7 years ago

Oh, shit. Hope I don't get in trouble for necroing this thread...

E: Also, sorry for the font size change. I have no idea how it happened.

 

Chapter 4: The Space Battle
 
               Each one of the trio are piloting a transport ship similar to the one they came in on. The difference, however, is that there are about one hundred and fifty soldiers on each one rather than the Sambots. They are heading towards the AA-11 space station to drop their troops off and rebuild enough to take back Bossatronina and maybe, just maybe, take down the Antiseptic for good. As they hope, they don’t notice the Stealth craft following them. As it follows them and reports back to the Mothership, maybe even to Anti Jack himself.  


             As they look around Jack and Blake see nothing but an empty black void while Sam sees a ship trailing them. He sees this because His sensors were programmed to pick up such things on his personal radar. Sam picks up the com device and shouts to the others.

“I’m picking up a Stealth craft trailing us. I think it’s with the Antiseptic.”

Jack takes much alarm to this and immediately replies.  “Are you completely sure, Sam? Like, 100% sure? If we engage a friendly ship or, maybe, a civilian we’d be in some deep shit.”


“Yes, definitely antiseptic!”

“Engage immediately!” Sam’s and Blake’s ship’s each do a u-turn around and face the ship, while Gabe yells through the coms at Sam.

”Sam, what the fuck just happened with my damn autopilot?”

Sam quickly replies .”I’m picking up some unidentified code in our Autopilot processors!”

    
”I’ve been hit on the starboard side!” Jack yells as he is venting something off his left engine.


”Jack, you need to land!” Sam agrees and tells Jack to land as well. Jack takes off, flying as fast as he can, out of the way while Sam and Gabe talk without him.


¨Sam! Does that mean that he's a hacker?¨

¨Yes, but Antiseptic stealth troopers are not trained to hack. It must be a pirate.” Just then a video chat request is received from an unidentified source. Blake opens the chat. A shaggy looking black man sits in what appears to be the inside of with scrap. The Man starts to speak.

¨Hey, Mate! You want to trade some goods? I got plenty  a credits!¨

Blake replies. ¨No! We are on a top secret mission for King Jack himself! Now please, leave.”

¨I don't want to have to call in me crew, but I guess I got no choice, now do I?¨

¨Wait! What do you want?¨

¨How out some scrap metal? Only thing is, I’m going to take it from the remains of your ship...¨

Jack doesn't feel this is much of a problem. ”Shoot him.”

Sam engages his weapon system.

”Whoa, whoa, whoa, you aiming at me? Who, are them some plasma cannons, mate! Where  did you get that ship? King Jack is on one of ‘em ships, ain’t he? I’m gonna get a major payday! Reporting to Antijack! I found him in sector...” Sam fires his cannons, obliterating the ship.

“Boy, those Jamaicans sure do talk a lot.” Jack says. “Sam! Scan the wreckage! Anything valuable?”

“Sir, there appears to be a tracking device on board.”

“Shit! We better get moving!” The three turn around and accelerate. “Sam! Blake! Prepare to warp, on my mark!” Blake and Sam finger their warp switch, waiting for Jack’s mark.

“Mark!”

They push forward on the switch, activating the Warp Drive. They shoot forward, traveling to the Station in a second. As they come out of Warp, their ships wobble a bit as Sam shouts.

“Sir! I detect multiple Antiseptic Transports and Fliers!”

Jack arms his weapons system. “Shit! Men, here’s the plan: Y’all activate space mode on your combat suit and we’re going to go land on the nearby asteroid field while the autopilot engages the other ships. Got it!”

“Sir, yes, sir!” The Soldiers put on their helmets and seal the suit, while Jack, Blake, and Sam fl over to the asteroids and open the cargo bay doors. The Bossatronian army jump out, the Trio shortly behind. As the autopilot engages the enemy, the Antiseptic Transports also land on the asteroids, but leave their ships there. The two armies charge, leaping between asteroids.

Blake jumps up, onto an above asteroid. He continues to leap between them, above the enemy. Sam rushes forward, shoving Antiseptic of the Asteroids and sending them into space while Jack leads the army, firing at the enemy.

Blake is now in the middle of the Antiseptic. He jumps down while spinning in a circle and also firing his weapon, killing around fifteen Antiseptic. Sam is continuing to push the enemies off, and Jack continues to do nothing of much interest. Suddenly, the Antiseptic hold their fire as some sort of unregistered Antiseptic ship flies out of nowhere. The ship pulls into the Asteroid Field, right in front of Jack. By now, no one is shooting. They’re all just staring. The ship’s airlock opens and Antijack himself walks out. He looks directly at Jack.

“Jack! I have finally found yo-” Suddenly one of the Transports the Bossatronians came on flies out of nowhere and knocks Antijack into space. “Fuck! I will be back! The storyline demands it!”

Jack looks off into the direction Antjack flew, shrugs, and everyone continues to fight as normal. Blake barely grabs onto an asteroid to prevent him from going to meet Antijack. He yanks himself up, notices an Antiseptic soldier directly in front of him, and shoves them back. The Soldier falls off into space, followed by some more Sam pushed off. Suddenly, everyone can hear a broadcast, coming from the Antiseptic ships.

“Attention! Attention! The order has been given to fall back and strike the Station after they settle in!”

One of the Antiseptic officers starts to speak.”Who left their damn radio up! Now they know our goddamn plans! Was it you again, Joel! You’re going to get in so much fucking trouble….” The Antiseptic run to their ships and flee while the Bossatronian ships fly back and transport them over to the station. The Autopilot drops them off and parks in the parking bay while the rest of the Bossatronians enter the Station. The inside is dusty and old looking, completed with fifty year old technology. Jack faces the Soldiers and shouts.

“Alright, the bunks are on level three! Scrap all the tech that doesn’t work and throw it in storage!” Jack turns around and walks forward. He flips a switch labeled ‘lights’ and the lights flicker on. “It’s a fixer-upper, but we’re going to have to make it work.”