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I need to get my arse into gear and write my storygame "Narrated." You can motivate me however you like, Steve can insult me, Malk can threaten to post odd pictures, Lick can compliment my masculine features, whatever the hell tickles your fancy. Just kick me into GEAR and make me write. No done by date, just hopefully working at least every other day.

Si se puede! Si se puede!

*waves pom-poms*

So far what I've read of your story was terrible. I implore that you make it less so, that's all really. I would like that it becomes something that's not painful on the eyes.

Was that enough to please you, masochist?

What arse?

Maybe if you sat on your ass writing, then I'd give you a proper insult.

Post less, write more.

Specifically, stay off the forum/anywhere else on the internet until you've reached a certain number of pages or words for the day. 1000 words is easy mode, maybe you can start with that.

Your avatar looks like someone took a really wavy, spiky shit on your head and you called it hair.

It adds to the absurdity of it all. I like it.

If you write your storygame I'll comment on it, if that helps.

It's pointless anyway, what you've written so far sucks. Give up, you will never accomplish anything in life.
There, motivational enough? :)