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Salutations, traveler I am Robert

YOUR NEW OVENLORD

Oh, good. Here and I thought we were fresh out of ovenlords.

What the hell is an oven Lord?!?

What happens when an evil mastermind is running a global empire of evil fronted through diners and bakeries for money laundering, and eventually accidentally ends up earning more through his legitimate business than his darker dealings, and converts to an outright honest baker.

And then gets cracked down on by the FBI for his past crimes within days of the statute of limitations expiring.

O Great Ovenlord, come back in four hours and I shall stuff you full of enchiladas.

Can you make churros?

Does the oven come with pizza? I like pizza.

People seem to be thinking "Ovenlord" is some kind of fun dude baking shit, I'm just thinking he's an evil overlord who wants to march us into the ovens like a super-Hitler who doesn't bother with the showers.

Sounds like some kind of really high quality bakery. Welcome.

:) Welcome! If you have the time there are awesome stories and games on this site. I will use copy and paste to recommend to you what I recommend to others:

There are some awesome stories and games on this site, I will use copy and paste to recommend to you what I recommend to others:

I especially recommend the works by BerkaZerka, Ogre11, and EbonVasilis. So far I have only been able to read some of each of their impressive works in the limited time I am here. I suspect all their works are awesome!

BerkaZerka’s Dead Man Walking (Zombie Survival) is extremely well written [I managed to get the best possible ending!] and kept my eyes glued to the phone I use (though it does have violence/gore and some language), he has also got great puzzles and games (Some of which I have still not completed. They’re awesome!). Ogre11’s awesome works I have read/played so far include: Spy Mission (You gotta see the different endings), Cryogenic Failure (Again, you gotta see the different endings), UFO at School, Alien Abduction, Finding the Muse. Of EbonVasilis’s works, so far I have read his epic A Chosen Hero (I’ve got to read more of his works!). I have also played cMitchell3’s Get out Alive, read Will11’s true story Climbing Beyond The Clouds, read MinnieKing’s inspirational message Addition, and read the short mouse hero story by pinkalily21, Alone in the Forest. There are great writers and future great writers to be found on this site.

Have fun!

I think we broke our new OvenLord. I guess he just couldn't take the heat and left the kitchen. :P