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Now I like Dungeons and Dragons (D&D) a lot. Most people I have met in life think that is really weird, but I just can't help it. Anyway I am making this post to see if anyone on this site enjoys the game (there has got to be a few if not more) and if you do and you have some crazy, cool, funny stories about play sessions with your friends or family then I would very much like to read them. 

One story I have is about a campaign I played with my two brothers not to long ago. It wasn't actually D&D it was a different tabletop game called Warhammer. It is basically a much more realistic game that doesn't run on the D20 system, but it is really really easy to die. You get between 11-13 HP to start out with and can only get a maximum of 22 if you pick the right careers (basically the class system). Anyway I was playing a traveling entertainer by the name of something (I just don't remember) and my brother was playing an ex sellsword by the name of Nai or something like that. Anyway we both happened to be on a ship to a town that was notorious for being a very hard place. It was basically a haven for criminals and the like. Once we got into town we noticed that the entire town was very subdued and sad for some reason. With a little investigation we found out that a prostitute of some renown that lived in the town had recently passed and her death was causing this weird reaction (whether from some sort of magic or just her natural appeal to everyone idk) We ended up talking to this scribe that had two other prostitutes with him about this mysterious woman, and how she dies. Well apparently she had her throat cut and dumped into the ocean only to reemerge a few days later on the shore. When we were down talking I (playing my character who was a 17 year old traveling knife thrower/fire dancer) tried to sleep with one of the two prostitutes. I failed miserably and decided to go to sleep. Well my character woke up to that same prostitue I had hit on earlier busting into my tent. Of course I thought "Aha! My charm did work on her, or at least my money did!" Well that isn't exactly what happened. Instead of her laying down next to me and getting ready she jumped up ontop of me and started spitting up this weird black shit all over my face. I was so confused at this that I naturally just grabbed at my sword, but I couldn't reach it sadly enough. At that point I just tried to push her off of me and again the weirdest shit happened. As I pushed there was no resistance and the woman just started to melt right on top of me along with the black shit that was already creeping me out. Anyway I eventually got smart and just rolled out from underneath her since she wasn't really holding me down. Just melting. I ran out of my tent onto the street just to see everyone running out of town. Not long after I got out of town with my brothers character (who had fled the inn when the floor started growing this strange green moss shit all over the place) I found out that the woman had a disease and I had contracted that disease. After running around for an hour trying (and failing)  to get a cure I melted all over the place. 

The moral of this story is not to hit on the prostitutes they may give you weird ass diseases you've never heard about. 

(Old) World of Darkness fan here. I also like Berka's bountyhead system.

Will always be a big fan of Hero System. As long as you're playing with the right crowd, it's fantastic. :P (The right crowd is players who have the same level of Minmaxing. You'll get frustrated when one character does almost everything well, while yours barely does one thing.)

As Aman mentioned, the Hero-System is a fun, adaptable system that works if you have characters who don't plan to min-max, and a bucket-load of d6s. Like, 20 at least. (And that's stretching it. Especially considering all of those that fall off the a table under the refrigerator :P)

Oh, and Berka's BhB is very nice as well :D

Though a family-friend of Aman has a really neat (Private, non-commercial) Adapted 'Traveler' Tabletop RPG. It has a slightly altered skill sets and whole new universe (+aliens) added from the original. It also has my favorite RPG character I've played, "Egvis (Forgot the last name :P)" who's a brilliant, yet morbidly ugly, ex-army (Jewish) Elvis Presley impersonator in the future.

Egvis was too cool to have a last name. :P

Hmm, probably the most amusing story is the one about breaking into a warehouse. 

Some backstory, Tan, a friend, and I were playing (and still are, though the campaign is in a hiatus until the GM finds his notes) a simple beat 'um up, with Neo-Nazis and all. Of course, at first we didn't know anything about the campaign, so we tumbled through a couple of scenarios, which ended up leading us to a warehouse, so we could find out what the Neo-Nazis were trying to fund. 

In normal super hero fashion, I proposed busting the warehouse garage door down, and walking in, but we tan decided that destroying property to find something we weren't certain was there was a bad idea. Boo hoo. So, I fly up (carrying tan), and search the rooftop, while my other friend was waiting near the garage door, invisible. Tan and I found a hatch, but we decided to wait (since we love Annoying our GM so). After a good 10 minutes IRL time, the GM says "Screw it", and brings in a van of goons, going inside the warehouse, via the garage door. The invisible friend follows. Couple dice rolls of failed stealth, and bam, shots are fired, wounding the character. 

Tan and I freak out, and try to open the hatch. After seeing that the hatch is locked, I body slam it. Yup. The Gm stared at me, I nodded, and I fell straight through the metal hatch, falling down, hard. 

It was amaizing we even survived that encounter. XD

Hehe, I loved how I made my character do a high-risk acrobatics roll to jump down that hatch, just to piss you off XD (And I succeeded ;))

Asshole ;)

Haha I don't think I have even hear of the Hero system I will have to check that out. Just the other day my brother was DMing a D&D game were I played a druid. I was going into a wizards tower and found a trap door that lend to some crept thing. I had to leave my poor Barley the wolf because of a ladder and I went alone (which is unwise, never waltz into a crept by yourself).

I ended up finding three skeletons with breastplates and battle axes. There was no way out because I had dropped down off a ledge not to far back. I had to fight all three, and was doing pretty good (one down and I had only been hit once) when both skeletons critical hit me one after the other only leaving me a few HP. After that turn I missed and the next skeleton critically hit me once again leaving me at negative 12 HP which killed me.

I was so pissed to have died in my first encounter. I was just like WTF IAN!? Why did you make me leave my wolf? He could have helped me out so much. He just giggled and said its your turn to DM a game for me. 

Hate those fickle dices ;P

It wouldn't have happened if I had brought my dice over to his house, but I didn't think that we were going to play a game. It was really a spur of the moment thing, and all we had were his dice. His dice just wanted to see me die. 

Heh, that actually happened in my game (Mage: The Ascension).

I won't tell you who it was, but let's just say that a certain character should have died three times in the same encounter, which happened to be the first encounter of the story... (Hey, I wasn't going to kill a player off like that)

You're much more merciful than my brother. I applaud you. lol

Mercy is for the weak! :P I love testing the limits of a GM if I'm playing a game in person.

I don't agree with never letting people die if they screw up, but getting killed in your first encounter really sucks. Especially since you just made your character(s) and the DM has set up this whole adventure and then you just die. All the work that both parties have put in is kind of ruined at that point and it isn't fun. Doing all the work with no payoff is the worst. 

Yeah, you have to wait until at least the third encounter before you get to kill any players.

Unless the first encounter is avoidable and clearly in need of avoiding. Like say you're playing a bandit and you're in the trees and you see twenty guards looking for you by the nearby road. If the player climbs down the tree and starts fighting those guards he is either level 20 or he deserves to die. 

Ooh! Fun Backstory time!

Well, it was during a good ol' game of Vampire: The Masquerade, set in the dark ages. I was GMing and the players involved were playing two vampires (duh), a Gangrel (warrior) and an Assumite (assassin).

The mission was simple, one of the assassin's old enemies was visiting town looking for him: a high-ranking vampire hunter and his entourage. They had to off the hunter and take care of the Bishop, along with anyone else who could possibly expose the assassin.

My players, lacking all subtlety and reason, decided that the best course of action would be to ignore all of the hints I was dropping them as to all of the many, many ambushes that were in store for them, and decided to walk up to the front door, open it, and attack.

It's times like this when the sadistic/murderer GM in me gets all giddy inside.

I pitted them against two elite-level hunters (not counting the Baron and the Bishop) while a swarm of mundane extras was alerted and began the wonderful job of sealing off all escape routes.

Warrior won initiative and charged towards one of the hostiles, hoping to rip him apart with his claws before any retaliation could be made.

He botched his roll. It was glorious. It was a bad botch too (there are degrees of botching in the world of darkness system). Suffice it to say, he slipped, literally fell on the enemy hunter's sword, and was then paralyzed by the impromptu stake that had gone through his heart.

The assassin was left, against three enemies, every single one of which hopelessly outmatched him in every single way. What happened next brought tears to my eyes. Whether in pride or hatred of probability, I can't say.

Hunter holding the Gangrel had used up his turn. The assassin activated celerity and struck next, promptly removing the other hunter's head off.

The Baron (Head-hunter's title) moved to attack with his own form of celerity, but missed. Assassin struck, this time with a special poison he had developed and some very lucky rolling, Baron falls, down to crippled.

Assassin strikes again (Celerity is awesome like that), kills the Baron.

Assassin strikes again, fires a hand-held crossbow (targetted shot) straight into the last hunter's hand, he drops the companion.

Last hunter tries to attack but botches his roll. He falls flat on his face, tripping over the Gangrel. Assassin finishes him off on the next round.

Now, however, the church was surrounded...

Assassin takes the sword out of his partner's chest, unparalyzing him. They kill the Bishop (who had been busy hiding himself in the nearest confessional).

Yada-yada-yada, they summon a pack of stray hounds to divert the guards outside the church, barricade the doors, escape through a secret tunnel I threw in because they so totally deserved it after that victory, made their way out of the cave system, only to be hit by the sun.

Now, in vampire the masquerade, there's a very special thing called Rotshrëck. It's a frenzy, and vampires are very susceptible to it, it's kinda like a berserker rage, and the GM gets to take control of your character, add a bunch of points to your physical attributes, and then kill shit with it.

The assassin proceeded to be hit by rotshreck. (Gangrel made his save).

The assassin then proceeded to be viciously burned by the sun while he mercilessly attacked a tree. The gangrel had to drag him back into the cave.

Night two

Vampires are hungry, they search the woods for some prey. They find a lone hunter. Hunter greets them amiably, the encounter goes like this:

"Hey guys, how are yo- AHHHHH!" - Silence.

The assassin goes first, however he fails his save AGAIN, and this time enters a blood frenzy (somewhat different, now they just search to drink as much blood as possible).

Of course, for the sake of humor, I couldn't just let him drink blood normally, now could I?

No, instead, I had him suck the blood from an, ahem, alternative source.

After "draining the guy dry" and "accidentally" doing something no heterosexual vampire should ever do, he broke out of his frenzy. However, in-character, the gangrel saw EVERYTHING, and will never, ever, ever let him live that down. Ever. 

Anyways, they return to their home base, a tremere (mage vampire) sanctuary where one of the character's sister lives. Of course, the sanctuary is under attack by the remaining vampire hunters.

At this point, the genius plan of "Hey, let's climb the tallest building we can see and then stealth assassinate those guys like in assassin's creed" came to the assassin player. 

He botched his roll, smashed into the ground, and entered into  torpor (vampire coma).

At this point, I decided to cut them a break and got the assassin's sister to come out and incinerate the competition, but not before letting the Gangrel get a kill in (he had had some pretty shitty luck lately).

Anyways, that was a good session. Ah.

Fun. XD 

Quite so.

I love it when a character built for an entirely different situation ends up curp-stomping his worst-case. lol

Very nice, and again I haven't ever heard of Vampire: The Masquerade so I thank you for bringing a new game to my attention. The closest thing I have gotten to something like that is Ravenloft which I played off the D20 system like D&D and I think it is actually just a campaign setting for D&D and not a different game entirely.  

It's a vampire role-playing game set in a gothic-punk world, you can see me play it, here:               http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MkLGPS6RFY&feature=c4-overview-vl&list=PL51AA264D91C28B2F

*Years later, when the Assumite somehow lived to become an elder vampire, neonates would still tell rumors and stories about the time that Florenzo fellatiated a hunter in some backwoods for squirrel blood.

What was the story about the giant man who went down in one hit again? I forget why we even did that. XD

keitaro.

He just... Appeared. I mean, we just had to attack him out of the blue! :P

http://www.goblinscomic.org/01202007/

Don't you dare Tan or I will shoot Udo... xD

Whatever do you mean? 

You know very well what I mean. Don't try it in Mythic Nippon, just don't. lol

It fits Udo quite a bit, though

That's not the point. xD

Rofling right now about this.

 Mwhahaha

Haha, didn't Keitaro do that? Nigh certain he did that in the first campaign haha.

Udo did his share of farting though (I believe) XD

Tan. Share your secret. The world deserves to know!

What secret? XD

I dont know. But obviously something Fireplay reacted too! The world deserves to know!

(It's about Udo's and Miya's love affair)

>.> Lies. 

You don't have to hide it, Fireplay. 

(Though it would be fucking hilarious If Miya acted upon her feelings. :P)

Miya has feelings for Udo? 

Uh, duh.

Oh man, Roka the matchmaker is so arranging this. :D

JH is going to hit on Miya :( Awesome!

MWHAHAHAHAHAH 

No way that could backfire endlessly or anything :D

This plan can not end badly. 

Someone will lose an eye...

And Udo will finnaly have sexy time? XD

I am very lost to what is going on here. 

And well you should be. :P

You'd rather not know but if you suddenly notice Tan or Aman complaining that I'm a team killer you'll know why. ^.^

XD 

Come on Fireplay... XD

You know Miya wants it. :P

Nope. Also I feel the need to remind you of a certain flaw I have. :)

And Roka's lecherous. He hasnt boned Miya yet either. :P

Awh, I don't think Udo cares about her big, ugly scar ;) XD

Sorry for making you feel uncomfortable Fireplay XD

*facepalm* Whatever, just expect a few arrows your way if anything happens. lol

Na, I'm good. I find this quite amusing.

That's obviously just how she shows her love. XD

Wonderful :P

Guys, come on.

Everyone knows Miya has a crush on Yuki.

Well, that WOULD explain why she's 'best friends' with someone who's completely different than her... 

xD Why do I even try anymore.

He

he

he.

Shut it shaman-boy! :p

Just kidding. 

....so, you agreed?

No

Is that a no, "No chance Miya is not asking Udo out" or is that a no, "No chance Miya is letting go of her feelings for Udo"?

Either way, Udo clearly has to be waiting naked in Miya's room on the next trip.

Obviously.

...

Right... Well I'll be sleeping with a weapon under my pillow far away from the campfire then. Since none of you can see in the dark. ^.^

Not unless I get blindfight with the tournament XP...

Udo can always grope in the dark. :P (Dat double entendre)

Would he even reach my tent without me noticing though? I can see in the dark and I have a higher perception skill.

He also wouldn't survive the next day. :P

Don't worry, Udo has a average stealth. He'll make it. XD

I just realised my character will be able to remember the entire thing perfectly... She would be scarred for life!

You will all die if something happens. xD

"I just realised my character will be able to remember the entire thing perfectly... She would be scarred joyous for life!"

fixed that for you. 

Though, I must suggest buying a clothes pin to pin your nose beforehand.

I thought we were the "mostly" good guys.

Hey, aside from being completely undesirable, Miya's better off with Udo than Roka or Daedalus Jie Hu :P

XD

Just ignoring the whole undesirable part. XD

You don't even care to mention cool out of all the possible options that I would reject?

>.>

<.<

I can't imagine why XD

Just thought I'd mention him. And try to turn the conversion torwards him so I can slip into the background.

Hey, he's the ninja! ;)

Come on Fireplay. It'll make a better story for Tarquin's sake! :D

Nah, I have the 2nd best Larency/Stealth combo. lol I'll be able to sneak to the backdoor and pick the lock before anybody notices. ^.^ Besides Cool of course but he will be occupied at the time.

Just wait till Udo gets his Forest Ward Powers hehe... He'll be sneaking up on Miya with a pet moose in no time!  XD

"Hey Miya, Wana Ride a Moose?"

"It's magical."

XD

"Better to kill and eat it then to gain it's magic." :)

XD

BWHAAHAHA!

I just thought of Miya trying to get some 'alone time' with Rai XD

Miya: "So Rai, tell me about yourself."

Rai: " ... "

Miya: "Fascinating."

xD He's quite the conversationalist I must say.

So, Miya is probably the better one to sneak into Udo's room. 

Yone could probably supply you with anything you needed....

Name your poison!  XD

Birth Control?

God, I feel bad just joking about that :P

XD 

If I do end up sneaking into his tent it will be to slice his throat... :D

Before or after?

How about neither and I just kill him then leave?

The least you could do is loot the body (and give him a happy ending)...

It's how Miya expresses her love for Udo.

Ooh KINKY!

"The safety word is 'Guatamala'..."

Miya has been taking lessons from Morgan, obviously. XD

There is no safety word, there never was a safety word and there will be no safety word. lol

It'll just... Happen one night. After a glorious, sweaty battle... XD

Hey, dont practice unsafe BDSM. Morgan has already talked about this.

So does this make Miya the 'Re-Bound Chick' after Yuki shot him down so hard?  XD

XD

Seems legit.

Yet another reason to say no. lol

You're making his moose cry. You know that don't you? What did that poor magical moose ever do to Miya?

Poor Udo :(

Miya, if you don't sleep with Udo, King Kong will occur in Mythic Nippon. 

Only you can stop that.

I'm fine with that. It let's me get my vengeance so it's all good for me. ^.^

:(

xD Not the answer you were expecting?

I'm saddened on Udo's expense. He'll have to be satisfied with a service woman Roka provides. :P

>.>

You'll be doing him a favor. He'll owe you!

No.

:(

Bah, you're no fun 

Your welcome. <--Miya's face.

XD

It's funny because that's the indecision smiley...

You ruined the joke Mr.Suitman. 

There has never been any joking. 

Says you. :D

Says god.

The god of fashionable hair always speaks the truth during sexual discussions.

Exactly

I've kinda been more amused than serious about anything here :P (Although... It would be hilarious XD)

We need to get a Wu-Jen up in this bitch! (Umm... I mean... not for mind control purposes, of course not. It's totally to help you all out.)

As I think I said before, your all insane.

Why is it that these men are so perverted?  XD

They sought to turn Killa into a Fox-girl fan service but that failed so now they are trying to get the emotionaly ruined/scarred girl. :)

This is going to be a fun venture to put in a random foreign girl...

Roka's a womanizer. :p

Y'know, this is kind of unrelated, but when BerkaZerka said "Hey, Miya, wanna ride a moose?... It's Magical." I imagined Steve Carrell just yelling that... Something is wrong with me...

*Crickets*

It was tasty.

Well, I certainly can't argue with that. Especially when Roka brought out the steak sauce...

Yum

Oh god, I just realized this. With Forest Ward, Udo has instant access to outdoors grappling via Vines, tree-branches, and roots. 

That just seems horrible, considering Udo's needs. D:

He got NEEDS Miya! XP

And he will die with those "NEEDS" Udo... :P

Wow, Udo would make a good villain if I ever make him go down that route :P

Speaking of Miya's skills, you do know that you have 4 XP left, right?

Yes but I'm thinking of saving it for later since I can't think of anything to use it on.

Take the Foreplay Edge!  ;)

What? Too far?   ... Yeah... *hangs head in shame...

Why did this happen? XD

He's a penguin. It's normal for him to be so strange.

Maybe you'll want uncanny shot, just for headshot abilities?

Sure, why not. BZ would that be fine?

Sure... Just make a post on BHB to remind me.  :)

Done.

Oooooh, I just realized now that this wasn't a very innapropriate play on words. Excuse me.

...

(I better not...)

XD

lol I wasn't sure what aman was trying to say for a minute there either.

Udo could take a shower before hand...

My threats still stand. lol

You know, you all some thread-jacking bastards LOL!  XD

Are you surprised? XD

Shocked!  ;)

It's all Aman and Tan's faults. Blasted Jews. xD

Thank goodness Tans wasn't around for the Mustache/Penquine wars then haha!

http://shawntionary.com/chainmailbikini/?p=28

I don't need to look at the comic to know which one that is. XD

Wow, that one keeps popping up in reference to Udo's love-trials XD

Stop giving them ideas Drak!

I am just going to assume you all know each other IRL and this has to do with a game you guys are playing. 

Ha ha, no, it's a play by play game BerkaZerka's been running. XD

*play by post

Yeah, can't wait until the intermission ends :D

Tan and Aman know each other but I only know them by CYS.

Really? that seems pretty cool. I probably couldn't jump in in the middle could I?

Extremely select group of players, and you would have to wait for daedalus someone to die. On the bright side, you would be first in line!

Yeah, you'd have to PM BZ with interest, and wait until a char dies (which has happened twice now, so you can almost count on it :P). 

I think Kwism expressed interest. Maybe? But he's not logged on as much anymore, so probably not.

Okay cool, I will certainly express my interest to Berka and hope one of you players dies. That's definitely something I would be into. 

Wow, that hurts. ;P

I am sorry, but there can only be (insert number of allowed players here)!

I'll make sure someone dies if they try anything Atomic. :D

Yeah... WHY ME?! :(

No.

I can only imagine the awkwardness of a scene on those lines :P

'Twould XD

Ooooooh.

THE SECRET! TELL US!!

I... It's uh, it.

Yup, it's it.

My first D&D experience was as a hobbit named Davvet Diggerson. It didn’t go very well, so I’ll just skip that one…

My favorite experience was a survival-exploration type game, labeled by the GM as an “experimental project”, where I played as a big, burly Penguinite Berserker named Doodle. Doodle wasn’t dumb, but he didn’t have enough intelligence to know a language other than his native Penguinite. The GM made an exception, and said I couldn’t speak Merchant’s tongue (or whatever Common is called in D&D) very well. So I had a lot of fun misreading and mishearing everything whilst speaking with a very thick Scottish accent. But that’s beside the point… My greatest D&D experience took place here.

Day 1:

It was a day unlike any other, 4 adventurers had spontaneously happened upon the wilderness. There were two Penguinites, (one of my gradeschool friends and I,) Doodle and a battlemage named Yllero (Ill-ay-row) had met first, for some reason, deciding to speak common, despite their knowledge of the Penguinite language.

Doodle had barely managed to say “Ull-oo thar, ‘Lero!” before a certain bear paladin, (another school friend) named Martin approached. He growled in approval something in Common that Doodle wasn’t listening to.

The next one that came forth was an Elven ninja rogue named Mirotashi, a DMPC. He introduced himself politely.

Doodle, feeling hungry, (due to the whole survival mechanic) began shaking a medium-sized tree for fruit. he found none of this, but his 20 strength had uprooted the damn thing, which alarmed and angered the nymph within. The group, after seeing the damage caused by the nymph’s claws, steered clear, and left Doodle to what would’ve been his death if my friend’s second PC, Hans the Bard, had not spontaneously shown up, (I assume he was hiding in a bush) and played a song that allowed Doodle to dual battle-axe the nymph to death. We ate the nymph for breakfast that day. It was truly the breakfast of champions.

We spent the rest of the day building a kick-ass tree house and protecting it from Ochre Slimes.

I'll just skip ahead a few days, if you don't mind. it's not important to the glorious hunt that followed...

Day 4:

Doodle, Hans and the Bear went out to find food while the other two stayed behind to build a fire and protect the treehouse. (and a good thing too, because they were attacked by an orc hunting party.)  We were given a buff during the search because Hans was playing (and singing IRL...) the Flash Gordon theme song on our way. This caused us to find a herd of deer, which, because none of us had ranged weapons, we had to make rdiculous stealth rolls for, but of course Doodle had to step on a tree branch, and the bard, (because he had the highest dexterity) had to chase one of the bastards down and bonk it to death with his ukelele of steel. Unfortunately, the doe he was hitting turned out to be a buck’s mate, and he was only able to deal 5 damage before being rammed rather badly by the angry husband. This allowed the doe to get up and try to run, but the bear paladin, with all the rage of his god, had leapt up and bit the shit out of her leg, which caused the buck to turn around and attack him, which allowed the bard to bonk the buck for a whopping 6 damage.

Meanwhile, Doodle was shaking a tree for some delicious fruit. finding none, he summoned up all 20 of his strength points and rammed into the tree, causing it to fall down on the buck, killing it, and leaving it with a total of -2 hitpoints. The bard was able to dexterously dodge the tree, and the combined strength of Martin and Doodle allowed them to lift the tree off the bard, but just as the bard was about to heal any wounds the bear sustained whilst mercy-killing the doe with a celebratory song, goblins showed up and started attacking us, so as opposed to celebrating, we massacred an inferior race as Hans belted out  Don’t stop Believin’

“Just a small town girl, livin’ in a LONE-LY WO-ORLD! Took the midnight train to AAA-NEE-WHEEEEERRE!”

Of course, the dead deer attracted wolves, which the berserker jump-kicked in order to keep them from interrupting the bard.

“Strang-ers, WAY-TING! Up an’ down the BULL-LEV-VA-ARD! Their Sha-dows, SEARCH-ING in the ni-iiight.”

two goblins jumped up onto Doodle’s back as he kicked and slashed at the wolves, the bear keeping the majority of them at bay.

“Stree-eet lights, peo-ple….” The bard forgot the rest of the word in the excitement, so he skipped the rest and played the ukelele like a badass. I’m pretty sure there were pyrotechnics and everything as the sky darkened, a spotlight shone on him, tears probably formed in the eyes of the goblins as the most legendary performance of this song took place, and as our heavily immersed Hans almost yelled IRL…

“DO-ON’T STOP, BELEE-EE-VIN’! OOOoooOOOOOOHHH!”

Of course, this was all it took to kill the goblins and wolves, and we were able to head home with our two dead deer. It was a feast for the ages, and a tale that Journey fans will tell their grandchildren for generations to come.

Run a seven-man party full of bards and one class of anyone's choosing.  ;)

Bards may not multiclass.

Or run a team of super-soldier idiots and one super-smart useless dude?

Or just run a team of completely normal folk who are somehow dragged into all these adventures?

Make it a reverse harem.

And all the men have inferiority complexes.

Make everyone seemingly androgynous, and then when the shipping fanfics come around, all the authors will have to guess who has what parts, and massive flame wars will take place over who is what, and then ku will be a Webster-recognized pronoun.

The Crona wars... --rocks back and forth-