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Hat One and Hat Three conflict with each other even when the statements are flipped around, in which left us with two correct statements and the revised Hat Two: The cat is in this hat. So yeah, Schrodinger's beloved one is in Hat Two.

Was this person already degenerate weeb rape bait when they originally made their thread and I just overlooked it because it was so early in the morning , or is that a new development?

If you're referring to me, I got a bunch of drawings saved up and want to see which one is best to hang up on my profile. I'm not a weeb btw, just a fan of anime art style.

That's somehow worse. I'd always assumed it was something weebs put up with in order to see tits.

Real woman is a hassle to get to. And their three sizes aren't even that impressive. Anime titties come in every colorful shape and form, it's hard for a mere mortal like me to resist.

While I can't speak on your position with real women, I think a lot of it stems from your belief of there being only three sizes, nevermind finding them not impressive.

But you do you. I bet no one had as much fun during quarantine as you did.

Nonsense, anime girls have so many more sizes!

There's no-boob, tomato-size, head-size, watermelon-size, watermelon-and-a-half size, pair of humongous unremoved tumors that would be attached to no one in real life other than one of those horrifying third world edge cases where they can't make enough money begging to afford surgery (let alone the reconstruction work afterward) and have to keep begging in the streets and praying the bag of skin they're sitting on is benign-size, vaguely-rounded flesh fortress-size, planet size, and Meat Hell.

Everyone is a breast connoisseur these days. I spent my whole teenager years trying to learn some of that wonder myself.

I always found them annoying myself. Teenage me spent years trying to hide them underneath oversized t-shirts and find a bra that would let me survive P.E.

Considering our current enemies are degenerate enough to be into slime girls (or are at least degenerate slime girl lover apologists) your current avatar isn't the best choice at this time.

I'm glad even if my art attracts the wrong kind of people. Do me a proud.

Sure thing!

BANNED

Lol, fag.

But now we'll never know the answer to his riddle!
Edit: And now the riddle's GONE!

Oh, so that's where the slime avatar thread went.

Goodbye Dilatory, you will not be missed.

End's unleashed a terrible monster. Earwax tits were bad enough, but this one's alt is probably gonna straight up have horribly drawn porn in the profile pic just to spite us.

I-I.... am just gonna go to sleep and hope no alt is made.

I wouldn't do that. I don't do porn anyway.

It's a time waster anyway. The solution is that the cosplayer is a metaphor for a VR avatar. They were just playing a detective game on a Virtual Video Game. The killer, upon trying to create a locked room murder, had shit internet connection at the last few moments and thought: 'Eh, that works.' They made a perfect locked room and disconnected, gone.

I'm toasted. Is there a guide on how not to get banned here?

Seems like you were the wrong kind of people, I guess. (Though I think a start would be not having slime girl tits in your profile.)

Bummer. I was intending for the slime to be an enemy in my story.

You might be safe with the slime cubes from minecraft, but I'm not making any promises. End likes his banhammer. ^_^

It's a bunch of common sense things like 'don't be cringe' that I feel like I repeat to noobs weekly, to no avail.

Try waiting a couple weeks and making a new account, then just reviewing some games without drawing attention to it.

This is some tough love vibe I'm getting. I suppose I could use the time to be working on my story. Thanks for the head-up.

Since this new account hasn't been reaped yet, maybe a divine miracle has occurred. Just don't push your luck with it.

How to Not be Banned:

Rule 1: Do not provoke Endmaster.

Rule 2: See Rule 1.

Wonderful. No overstaying the end's welcome.

I'mma close my eyes now. 

He used to be king dedede or something.