"Who would have thought that it would return?"! When was it here in the first place?! What is it?!
Anyway, Expander, anyone who could leave a comment on the game must have gotten farther than I did.
i believe you must die first and then continue on the journey. but then there is something stupid like a stone or rock that is used at some point. pretty weak game in my opinion but it worth its weight in annoying lol
Plus its so overlt voilent, like heads splitting in half
sorry primates if your reading this. it's just that i dont know what im living for
i tried beating it again earlier today and couldnt. did you find the stone, the pistol, the deer feed, and the small deer though? those are important items. i think you gotta feed the small deer to the It or something close then either shoot it or hit it with the rock. not real sure.
Should this story be unpublished?
i still think its beatable. i couldnt find it yesterday, but IM the author and ask. if its not, then yes, unpublish. but if yu can still beat it, then its just as frustrating as the walmart game and JFP.
oh, they have waaaaaaaay cooler storylines and more effort lol. that wasnt my point. i was simply saying that they are all frustrating stories/games to complete. therefore, if its just frustrating it shouldnt be unpublished. but again, just IM the author and ask if anything has changed on it. or Alex could post a walkthrough for it lol like he did JFP.
So you're saying its immoral to help people?
That makes sense.
Well, I suppose that depends on your personal ethics system.
One could argue that, by helping people, you are denying them the opportunity to learn and grow on their own, fostering in them a cycle of weakness and passively allowing others to accomplish their goals for them. Thus, by helping a person you are actually ensuring their future failure.
For example, take baby sea turtles. Researchers saw them struggling down the beach toward the sea and thought they could help the turtles by taking them to the ocean. However, the turtles that were carried to the water hadn't developed the necessary strength in their flippers that the journey would have produced, and they drowned in the ocean.
Or butterflies. They struggle to free themselves from the cocoon, but that process is directly responsible for the development of the butterfly's wings. If you open the cocoon for the butterfly, its wings remain shriveled and damp, and the butterfly will never be able to fly.
In terms of people, read something by Ayn Rand.
(ha-ha, obviously I'm just being argumentative-- but I have to go to work now. So someone else can refute the above statements.)
Now Sethaniel, you are being extremely hypocritical. You are coming to the aide of "Primates3" thus COMPLETELY refuting your own claims. However I don't think in this case OR the case of Primates helping people beat his own mischeviously stupid game, you will be stunting someones growth or logic centers. After all this is a hobby and not "breaking out of a coccoon".
I think it should be unpublished. It's different to have a game that's hard but i actually makes sense, than to have a game that's hard because it's random. (Like you have to click a certain link 3 times, then use a cookie item to unlock a door)
It was a joke, 3j. That's what the "ha-ha, I'm just being arguementative" part was about. . .
Primates should have to explain his own reasons for not believing that a person should give hints.
My own personal opinion is that game designers should want to help players finish their games.
Sorry Seth but I think that if you want to be argumentitive you should be prepared for an argument. I understood that you could be joking but like I said, if you don't want an argument, don't be argumenttitive ;).
Its nice to see that we actually agree.
Holy crap, I still can't beat it. Oww. Primates (3), I can see why you won't tell. I understand.
STILL I NEED HELP!!!
Well, I played IT'S HERE, and I got to the part where It was in the mall, trying to kill people.
Then I died because aliens abducted all the straws.
Primates is an idiot for not telling you how to do it. Let's say that thatguy was still here, and someone asked him how to beat wal*mart, and he said no, that would be perfectly understandable, because that game makes sense, has a logical story, and oince again MAKES SENSE! It's here is random, stupid makes no sense, and the funniest thing is that primates thinks it's good. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
(please don't delete this, I think I made made a good point)
this is what i was thinking when i was in the mall.
"hello? i'm getting my skin peeled off! my first aid kit is used in case of an energency! DANGIT, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!!"
Yeah, I know. I was saying that if it had happened it would have been understandable.
mhm. Primates is a giant shit-cock. (Search that up on google before you delete this post, its actually a kind of gaming bird, similar to a pheasant, so actually don't delete this post at all)
Yay this is my 100th post!
I still don't know how to win, but give it up, primates isn't gonna tell us and so we have to figure it out ourselves, which is almost impossible.
But it makes us use our minds in different ways. I mean, like The Battles I wrote, it was random but made you use your mind. Sure, it would be easier to just sail in a bucket when you have no boat, but if you use your mind, you can sail across on a cookie. It's simple. We can't use a first aid kit when It is ripping our skins off, but we can use it when we fall out of bed. (Not that that happens in the game, I just made that part up.) Or we can use it when we turn off the light. Seriously, though, I haven't found a use for it yet.
I have a hint about it that I don't know how to use, and primates 3 told me, but I won't tell. Right? Good. I hate being the spoiler who gets guillotined after someone finds out that I blabbed. Yeah. (Please primates if i blab don't guillotine me!)
All I know is that you have to get to the mall when It is eating people, but I can't figure out how to get there! I have the Stone, Pistol, Deer Feed, First Aid Kit, Pet Fawn, Sword, Poison Pills, The Future is Wild Ticket, and I think I have something else... but I really don't know how to beat it and kill It. (Hey, that rhymes! In a stupid fashion).
Primates, I understand why not to tell anyone: It's hard to beat and telling would give it away to everyone. (You can trust me, though, I won't blab. Not to anyone.) And so, I make a good friend. What?
Okay, until next time, I will try to win. (You can do it Expander!) (No I can't.) (Aww, comman, it can't be THAT hard.) (Why don't you just play and see for yourself, jerk?) (Uh, no, that's okay, I'll be fine...) (Coward.)
Sorry, that's just a comedy act I like to do about hard stories. I'm the guy saying "No I can't", "Coward", etc. and the other guy is my positive attitude... it stopped working ages ago...
Well, I'm gonna try to beat that story if it takes me forever!
Until next time, goodbye,
lol it sounds weird to have someone say "beat the story". I don't really consider It's here a story.
Anyway... Fleshy said to unpublish it if it wasn't beatable. (Scroll to top). If you beat it and it hasn't been unpublished since, what makes you think it's unbeatable now?
And what I said about the items, that was all of them.
i said that i thought it was still beatable. however, people can unpublish their games at anytime and change them around. Its Here is not a popular story and therefore could have been taken down at anytime and changed. however, i believe primates4 or whatever he is now said that its not been changed. keep trying. or well... play the other 300 plus stories
Well... good news. Forget I made this post. I beat it. Finally.
All hail expander.
Dude, just tell us. There's no point in defending that piece of s**t.
And, this story DOES make sense. A monster named It is attacking your town and you have to kill it.
Ok. But as soon as I figure out how to beat it, i'm posting a complete walkthrough. So HA!
Plus hte only reason I don't is because it includes behind hte scenes stuff, secrets, etc. Im willing to dole out help to any that needs it. They just have to tell me where they are.
You don't have to play it
The hell with that!
Not my problem.
Much like the storygame "Its here"
The likeness is incredible actually.
Hard: 65.3Interestingly Difficult: 0 (thats like -47...)Fun: 0Well Thought out: 0