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Got a favorite storygame? Can't beat The Wal*Mart Game? If you're here to play storygames, this is the forum for you.

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11 years ago
Does anyone know how to bet ITS HERE!!! by primates? I can't get an inch into it!

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11 years ago
Why would you post this in the lounge?

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11 years ago
cause

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11 years ago

"Who would have thought that it would return?"!  When was it here in the first place?!  What is it?!

Anyway, Expander, anyone who could leave a comment on the game must have gotten farther than I did.

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11 years ago

i believe you must die first and then continue on the journey. but then there is something stupid like a stone or rock that is used at some point. pretty weak game in my opinion but it worth its weight in annoying lol

nate

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11 years ago
oh so fricken true.

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11 years ago
I agree, every link you click kills you. You die because you don't know how to dance.

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11 years ago
Plus every time I shoot IT or stab IT, I get killed bacause it bounced off. I die because I get 3rd degree burns from driving a car. How lame could it be?

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11 years ago

Plus its so overlt voilent, like heads splitting in half

 

sorry primates if your reading this. it's just that i dont know what im living for

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11 years ago
Anyway how and where are you supposed to kill it?

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11 years ago
I thought poison pills would work.

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11 years ago
no luck

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11 years ago
I still don't know how to beat it.

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11 years ago

i tried beating it again earlier today and couldnt. did you find the stone, the pistol, the deer feed, and the small deer though? those are important items. i think you gotta feed the small deer to the It or something close then either shoot it or hit it with the rock. not real sure.

nate

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11 years ago

Should this story be unpublished?

march

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11 years ago
uggh its a tough call. It's almost decent in quality but its so annoying and pointlessly random.  I'd love it unpublished but it can't be unpublished solely on quality.

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11 years ago

i still think its beatable. i couldnt find it yesterday, but IM the author and ask. if its not, then yes, unpublish. but if yu can still beat it, then its just as frustrating as the walmart game and JFP.

nate

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11 years ago
Except they have cool storylines and are obviously filled to the brim with effort.

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11 years ago

oh, they have waaaaaaaay cooler storylines and more effort lol. that wasnt my point. i was simply saying that they are all frustrating stories/games to complete. therefore, if its just frustrating it shouldnt be unpublished. but again, just IM the author and ask if anything has changed on it. or Alex could post a walkthrough for it lol like he did JFP.

nate

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11 years ago
Well I know its beatable but before when i went to the mall the second time IT was there and now its not.

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11 years ago
I found that now I know what to do. Thank god i saved, I don't know where or what I am supposed to do later on though

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11 years ago
Never mind! I NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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11 years ago
No, it shouldn't be unpublished, unless it's going to be worked on. I like it, but its really hard. I used every item in the mall when I attacked IT in the mall and on Hidden Dinosaur Blvd. North. If it's unpublished, add a strategy guide. primates, i don't know how you do it.

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11 years ago
Err... I CANT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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11 years ago
Yeah, that's a tricky one. It's beatable, though.

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11 years ago
It's about morals. I believe I shouldn't give help to beating my or anyone else's creations. I forgot my password two times, so I made these extra accounts, which can't edit my original user's games. I was 12 when I wrote it.

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11 years ago

So you're saying its immoral to help people?

That makes sense.

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11 years ago

Well, I suppose that depends on your personal ethics system. 

One could argue that, by helping people, you are denying them the opportunity to learn and grow on their own, fostering in them a cycle of weakness and passively allowing others to accomplish their goals for them.  Thus, by helping a person you are actually ensuring their future failure.

For example, take baby sea turtles.  Researchers saw them struggling down the beach toward the sea and thought they could help the turtles by taking them to the ocean.  However, the turtles that were carried to the water hadn't developed the necessary strength in their flippers that the journey would have produced, and they drowned in the ocean.

Or butterflies.  They struggle to free themselves from the cocoon, but that process is directly responsible for the development of the butterfly's wings.  If you open the cocoon for the butterfly, its wings remain shriveled and damp, and the butterfly will never be able to fly.

In terms of people, read something by Ayn Rand.

(ha-ha, obviously I'm just being argumentative-- but I have to go to work now.  So someone else can refute the above statements.)

 

 

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11 years ago
yeah what he said.

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11 years ago
As for you, do you not have a brain? Can you not defend yourself?  That 4 word post of agreement ACTUALLY completely proved Seth's point, except not in the way you think.

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11 years ago

Now Sethaniel, you are being extremely hypocritical.  You are coming to the aide of "Primates3" thus COMPLETELY refuting your own claims.  However I don't think in this case OR the case of Primates helping people beat his own mischeviously stupid game, you will be stunting someones growth or logic centers. After all this is a hobby and not "breaking out of a coccoon". 

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11 years ago

I think it should be unpublished. It's different to have a game that's hard but i actually makes sense, than to have a game that's hard because it's random. (Like you have to click a certain link 3 times, then use a cookie item to unlock a door)

riley

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11 years ago
Amen to that.

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11 years ago

It was a joke, 3j.  That's what the "ha-ha, I'm just being arguementative" part was about. . .

Primates should have to explain his own reasons for not believing that a person should give hints.

My own personal opinion is that game designers should want to help players finish their games.

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11 years ago

Sorry Seth but I think that if you want to be argumentitive you should be prepared for an argument.  I understood that you could be joking but like I said, if you don't want an argument, don't be argumenttitive ;).

Its nice to see that we actually agree.

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11 years ago
DANG IT!!!!!! I need to beat it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How do I ?????????????????????????? grrr

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11 years ago

Holy crap, I still can't beat it. Oww. Primates (3), I can see why you won't tell. I understand.

STILL I NEED HELP!!!

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11 years ago
Where are you?

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11 years ago
I appreciate games that are hard b/cause of logic puzzles, but a random stumper like its here is just annoying.

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11 years ago

Well, I played IT'S HERE, and I got to the part where It was in the mall, trying to kill people.

Then I died because aliens abducted all the straws.

Stinky.

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11 years ago

Primates is an idiot for not telling you how to do it. Let's say that thatguy was still here, and someone asked him how to beat wal*mart, and he said no, that would be perfectly understandable, because that game makes sense, has a logical story, and oince again MAKES SENSE! It's here is random, stupid makes no sense, and the funniest thing is that primates thinks it's good. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

(please don't delete this, I think I made made a good point)

riley

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11 years ago
Well, I suppose it could be more sensible. Still, I don't understand WHY NOT to give hints. I mean, EVEN HINTS can help beat it... Or I could speid the rest of my life atempting towin it. GEE, tough luck there, checker...

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11 years ago

lol

this is what i was thinking when i was in the mall.

"hello? i'm getting my skin peeled off! my first aid kit is used in case of an energency! DANGIT, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!!"

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11 years ago
no

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11 years ago
I still can't beat it. Gee, not all stories are this hard... You call this a 7? More like a 903875029340587509387509287508754987509834750938758457840293847023!

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11 years ago
The thing is though, DV. Thatguy would have given hints, he even posted a walkthrough of his game (al be it, written by someone else) on the game itself.

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11 years ago

Yeah, I know. I was saying that if it had happened it would have been understandable.

riley

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11 years ago

mhm. Primates is a giant shit-cock.  (Search that up on google before you delete this post, its actually a kind of gaming bird, similar to a pheasant, so actually don't delete this post at all)

 

SHIT-COCK

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11 years ago

Yay this is my 100th post!

I still don't know how to win, but give it up, primates isn't gonna tell us and so we have to figure it out ourselves, which is almost impossible.

But it makes us use our minds in different ways. I mean, like The Battles I wrote, it was random but made you use your mind. Sure, it would be easier to just sail in a bucket when you have no boat, but if you use your mind, you can sail across on a cookie. It's simple. We can't use a first aid kit when It is ripping our skins off, but we can use it when we fall out of bed. (Not that that happens in the game, I just made that part up.) Or we can use it when we turn off the light. Seriously, though, I haven't found a use for it yet.

I have a hint about it that I don't know how to use, and primates 3 told me, but I won't tell. Right? Good. I hate being the spoiler who gets guillotined after someone finds out that I blabbed. Yeah. (Please primates if i blab don't guillotine me!)

All I know is that you have to get to the mall when It is eating people, but I can't figure out how to get there! I have the Stone, Pistol, Deer Feed, First Aid Kit, Pet Fawn, Sword, Poison Pills, The Future is Wild Ticket, and I think I have something else... but I really don't know how to beat it and kill It. (Hey, that rhymes! In a stupid fashion).

Primates, I understand why not to tell anyone: It's hard to beat and telling would give it away to everyone. (You can trust me, though, I won't blab. Not to anyone.) And so, I make a good friend. What?

Okay, until next time, I will try to win. (You can do it Expander!) (No I can't.) (Aww, comman, it can't be THAT hard.) (Why don't you just play and see for yourself, jerk?) (Uh, no, that's okay, I'll be fine...) (Coward.)

Sorry, that's just a comedy act I like to do about hard stories. I'm the guy saying "No I can't", "Coward", etc. and the other guy is my positive attitude... it stopped working ages ago...

Well, I'm gonna try to beat that story if it takes me forever!

Until next time, goodbye,

Expander

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11 years ago

lol it sounds weird to have someone say "beat the story". I don't really consider It's here a story.

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11 years ago
Wow.  I stupidly did look up shit-cock, and surprisingly, it was nothing like what you described.  It was feces on a man's penis. -_-  Are trying to kill me!?

That was quite possibly the worst experience I've ever had.... But touche, that was a good one, I must say.  I will get my revenge...

*fades away into the shadows*

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11 years ago
Well it actually is a pheasent like bird.  I just knew you'd never find it on google, with all the pornography.  Anyway, victory is mine for this round.

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11 years ago
HOLY CRAP CAN WE STAY ON TOPIC PEOPLES???????????????

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11 years ago

Anyway... Fleshy said to unpublish it if it wasn't beatable. (Scroll to top). If you beat it and it hasn't been unpublished since, what makes you think it's unbeatable now?

And what I said about the items, that was all of them.

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11 years ago

i said that i thought it was still beatable. however, people can unpublish their games at anytime and change them around. Its Here is not a popular story and therefore could have been taken down at anytime and changed. however, i believe primates4 or whatever he is now said that its not been changed. keep trying. or well... play the other 300 plus stories

nate

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11 years ago

Well... good news. Forget I made this post. I beat it. Finally.

All hail expander.

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11 years ago
God, I can't beat that game.

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11 years ago
Well, It's Here!! is popular now, nate.

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11 years ago
I'm just so glad I beat it. Primates, if you read this can I post one small, itty-bitty hint?

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11 years ago
The first time I ever played this game, I thought it was called "It's Here!!!" because it had been finally finished. So I played it, and soon learned that it meant "It is here!" as in, someone called It or something. And now, after a long time, I beat it. Onec you win, it's super-easy. And, you can beat it with only 3 items. NO MORE HINTS!

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11 years ago
OKay, one more. You can beat it by clicking 34 links, getting 3 items, and using 3 items. I will not tell you what those items or links are. Find out on your own.

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11 years ago

Dude, just tell us. There's no point in defending that piece of s**t.

riley

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11 years ago
Poisoned family you think morphed into It but didn't.

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11 years ago

And, this story DOES make sense. A monster named It is attacking your town and you have to kill it.

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11 years ago
It reminds me of JFP. It has the complain thing, a place where it tells you the plot of the storygame... primates? Did you base this off Jurrasic Fairview Park? Just curious... seems familiar.

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11 years ago
God I post too much.

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11 years ago
And sure, primates doesn't tell us. Like I saidearlier, i don't wanna get guillotined so I won't tell. That poison family of It was my biggest hint. No more.

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11 years ago
You post too much? You have 179 posts.  I have over 11,000.

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11 years ago

Ok. But as soon as I figure out how to beat it, i'm posting a complete walkthrough. So HA!

riley

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11 years ago

Good!

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11 years ago
I kick your ass!

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11 years ago
And I will not give you any hints, or allow anyone else to give you hints. Seriously, if I did it, you shouldn't take all the frustration out of it. No one did that with them random-ass Mario games.

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11 years ago
oh yeah, how are you going to stop other people from giving out hints?

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11 years ago
It just isn't right.

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11 years ago
I sort of agree with 3j. No one else has ever expressly forbade other people to give hints about their games.

Personally, I wouldn't post a solution outright in the forums, since it might ruin it for other people playing the game. I'd have no problem pm-ing a person with a specific hint, though.

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11 years ago
I think the act of expressly forbidding things in its own is pathetic, personally. Granted, I've asked people not to post passwords, etc. But I've posted COMPLETE walkthroughs for my storygames. Its not as if I don't allow for them to be beaten or anything. 

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11 years ago
I suppose that makes sense.

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11 years ago
Live and let live.

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11 years ago
If you don't want to post a walkthru, don't. If others do...  The rest tells itself.

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11 years ago
Perhaps, you should.

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11 years ago
Me? Maybe.

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11 years ago
but the world will never know

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10 years ago
I know!

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10 years ago
primates in case you haven't noticed, it's here REALLY SUCKS. I could understand jjj not posting a walkthrough (which he Has) for his games because they're actually really good and make sense. unlike it's here.

riley

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10 years ago

Thanks DV.

Plus hte only reason I don't is because it includes behind hte scenes stuff, secrets, etc.  Im willing to dole out help to any that needs it.  They just have to tell me where they are.

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10 years ago

You don't have to play it

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10 years ago
We do if we want the 100% rating trophy.

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10 years ago

The hell with that!

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10 years ago

Scratch that.

 

Not my problem.

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10 years ago
You're right, but neither is animal cruelty and you seem to feel strongly enough about that.

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10 years ago
Well, animal cruelty is a bunch of meaningless crackhead shit that the victim can't avoid.

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10 years ago

Much like the storygame "Its here"

The likeness is incredible actually.

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10 years ago
But you can avoid it.

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10 years ago
Not really.  The one bare checkmarkless game on the list is too annoying.

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10 years ago
...BAM!

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10 years ago
primates you're a dumbass. I have never heard a writer of a storygame say, “i will not allow you to beat my piece of shit game that i think is a masterpiece." unless the sucks EVEN WORSE somehow than the rest of the game, and you're too embarrassed to let us see it... yeah that's definitely it...

riley

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10 years ago
i mean unless the ending sux more.

riley

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10 years ago
LOL This is as far as you can reset the thread

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10 years ago
Damn this thing is old!  What's the longest you can have a thread for anyway?

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10 years ago
Ever.

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10 years ago
And you know what?  This thread will still be relevant.

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10 years ago
qft. Sad but true.

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10 years ago
It's Here? I'm sorry but where can I play said game?

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10 years ago
Thanks. I enjoy a good challenge. But crimany! I've died three times in the jail alone. XD. Annoying, yes. Extremly unlikely, again the answer is yes. Fun, to me, indeed. XD.

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10 years ago
On a scale of 47 to 65.3, how hard is this game?  I'd play it, but knowing me, I'd just find a damn glitch/error and stay playing forever, not knowing that I had found one.... That is, until I realize that there's no way out but to exit the game.

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10 years ago

Hard: 65.3
Interestingly Difficult: 0 (thats like -47...)
Fun: 0
Well Thought out: 0

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10 years ago
...Hmm, sounds like the kinda game I wouldn't play. O.o  Thanks.

Haha, I was first going to make the scale 3 through -47 .... Creepy.