Chuck Norris Chasedown

Player Rating3.87/8

"#475 overall, #7 for 2010"
based on 131 ratings since 05/31/2010
played 1,099 times (finished 141)

Story Difficulty1/8

"no possible way to lose"

Play Length2/8

"So short yo' momma thought it was a recipe"

Maturity Level1/8

"appropriate for all ages"
Stories with this maturity level will not, by design, have any potentially objectionable content. An example of a type story with this rating would be a quiz on mathematics.

You must chase Chuck Norris across the United States

Player Comments

Going into this story, well, the premise is tough and scary. You’re going to chase Chuck Norris? I don’t think that’s how it works. You can chase Chuck Norris only if Chuck Norris wants to be chased! After all, it IS Chuck Norris. But, we will see how it goes.

On the first page, I’m wondering where I might see Chuck Norris. I have to invite players. I don’t understand. Are there more players than just Chuck Norris and me? Am I supposed to create a map and ask Chuck Norris to collaborate with me? And wait, this is a trivia game now? It seems like this story suddenly has absolutely nothing to do with Chuck Norris. I’m disappointed and relieved at the same time, but I expect Chuck Norris to appear on every page from here on out.

Oh wait, on the next page, there’s Chuck. He has a gun, I don’t think I want to follow him. But the rules seem simple, even though I know I can’t win against Chuck Norris because no one can.

After that, it was a nice quiz. The lines that went with the wrong answers were okay, but it would have been nicer if there was recognition of correct answers – since I got the first few right, I didn’t even know there were other options. The Chuck Norris jokes are pretty good for the wrong answers. However, I really have to question the premise that I can actually beat Chuck Norris at the end. I think a more realistic ending would be that I attempt to confront Chuck Norris, he completely kills me, but then his head explodes from Chuck Norris fighting off the Chinese programming.

Thanks for the nice story.
-- Ogre11 on 1/7/2020 12:35:44 PM with a score of 0
I'm trying to read through all the published games on this website, and that means dragging myself through a lot of garbage. For some reason the degree to which this game blows offends me. I hate this and wish to see a day when it will be unpublished.
-- ugilick on 4/18/2021 5:05:36 PM with a score of 0
This piece of crap was rated a top-ten story for 2010, but ranked 435 overall. That must have been a dismal year for the site...
-- Bill_Ingersoll on 10/5/2020 6:34:08 PM with a score of 0
Also, I personally don't understand what the point was of the first 7 or so questions as they didn't impact where you went on the eighth one, and you didn't tell us what the answer was either.
Truthfully, I feel like I should have been bankrupt by the third question and then I lost $200 in Kansas City. I guess the jokes were funny though.
-- hegs012030 on 3/16/2018 5:49:34 AM with a score of 0
So I was clicking my way through the answers and I managed to win. But I really question myself on if I really did manage to answer them all correctly, because I didn't know any of the answers.
It would be nice to see all the solutions at the end as I didn't learn about anything in this storygame.
-- hegs012030 on 3/16/2018 5:40:49 AM with a score of 0
Yeah, combined with the prejudice and discrimination against China, you LOSE! Horrible game - one of the worst I have encountered.
-- You are horrible on 2/19/2017 8:01:12 PM with a score of 0
-- Joepbwoy on 2/19/2017 2:12:53 PM with a score of 0
Boring, actually...

I don't see any humor, the story is meh, the jokes (though I do appreciate a good Chuck Norris quip) are bland, the details are near to nil.

Grammar seems pitch perfect, though. However, not only good grammar does a good story make.

I do hope, you'll take the advice, because to be honest I've chosen my own boredom here. 3/8.
-- AgentX on 2/17/2017 6:54:54 PM with a score of 0
-- Multiverse on 2/17/2017 4:29:07 AM with a score of 0
-- Nicky on 2/17/2016 7:44:29 PM with a score of 0
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