Player Rating5.72/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on 33 ratings since 12/01/2019
played 446 times (finished 49)

Story Difficulty1/8

"no possible way to lose"

Play Length2/8

"So short yo' momma thought it was a recipe"

Maturity Level3/8

"must be at least this tall to play"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 10. If this were a movie, it would probably be between G and PG.


Write or be SHAMED!!! *Any resemblance to real life persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidential.

Player Comments

I'm a lot late to the party but i found this to be a very witty and comedic read. I smiled all the way through.
-- Yuuko8hp on 5/1/2020 12:43:39 PM with a score of 0
Yay! I won!
-- ArtsyGirl38 on 2/8/2020 12:54:25 AM with a score of 0
I'll admit, I actually really liked this. It left me laugh out loud several times. It was especially relatable considering the recent contest CYS just held. You are good at writing humour. The grammar could've been improved a bit, and I would've liked to see more consistency with the line breaks. Overall, it was still quite enjoyable.
-- Reader82 on 1/13/2020 1:22:36 AM with a score of 0
You adorable, dumbass son of a sick bastard, I was actually reading a CYS story a while back when my roomate began to imitate the very one in your story. Awesome!
Cute, fun, evasive. A+ on dodging any real responsibility.
-- puddlebunni on 12/18/2019 10:30:29 AM with a score of 0
Wow, that was quite the self-deprecating fluff piece. I like it. Good job, Cricket.
-- VainCorsair on 12/9/2019 3:12:20 PM with a score of 0
I just like everything Cricket does. The words could all be random pounding on the keyboard for all I care.
-- Gower on 12/5/2019 10:21:49 AM with a score of 0
True story, bro
-- Ogre11 on 12/2/2019 2:56:20 PM with a score of 0
The perfect sequel to the perfect story. Great job Cricket.
-- C6H8O6 on 12/2/2019 11:26:12 AM with a score of 0
I loved it. You really captured the CYS spirit.
-- Bucky on 12/2/2019 10:20:49 AM with a score of 0
As your older sister, I can only support your decisions to the best of my abilities and wholeheartedly. And with some shred of wholesomeness.

Cricket, please return home after whatever this is. Father is worried and mother is drinking again.

Yes, this is a roundabout way of saying that your story is umm, bad. I rated it generously only so you may gain some semblance of conscience or regret (hopefully both) and do what you know is right at the end of the day.

Yours always, Thara.


I've been renting your bed out to hobos while you were away, so you may want to burn the sheets.

Actually, you may want to burn the entire mattress.
-- TharaApples on 12/2/2019 1:07:27 AM with a score of 0
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